Amusing trade requests thread

[Estes]

I'm not sure about the other owners but I have been getting random trade requests from all these new teams almost constantly. Dshban's new LB Mr. Kennedy....Kennedy is one of the more popular people to try and trade for.

I just find it funny they offer loads of cash and then get offended when I say, "no they are friends of mine and won't be traded".

Kids today. :D

[TubbyChooChoo]

ditto x100

[JeffHCross]

I don't get any amusing trade requests.

Instead, I get level 1 or 2 players asking me if they can be signed to my team. This was just a couple days before the playoffs ended, so I patiently explained "more teams are coming. You might actually play for them! Trust me, you don't want to sit on the bench for my team".

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[dshban]

Dshban's new LB Mr. Kennedy....Kennedy is one of the more popular people to try and trade for.

[laugh] What the heck? He's level one!

I suppose it's all in the name, which is awesome, after all.

[Estes]

[laugh] What the heck? He's level one!

I suppose it's all in the name, which is awesome, after all.

I thought the same thing.

I figure they either like the name or, more than likely, saw he was a level one and clicked on your profile and noticed you have high ranking players (allowing them to know you probably won't be inactive). So they figure they can get the level one cheaper than say Tubby's level 4 and know he will stay active on their team.

Although they may not look at it that in-depth.

[Mandibal]

Yeah...I got on today...someone wanted Buck Coltrain for an inactive guy who happened to be a higher level DE but hadn't been active since March.:keith_SHN

[TubbyChooChoo]

Yeah...I got on today...someone wanted Buck Coltrain for an inactive guy who happened to be a higher level DE but hadn't been active since March.:keith_SHN

Buck Coltrain...Boosted ..Level 8 DE... he gonna tear up USA BBB!!

[JeffHCross]

Holy f-in s**t!

I got 15 trade requests (or PMs related to trades) today alone!

[JeffHCross]

Apparently because my backup Center posted that he wanted to be traded. Because he wasn't starting.

F-in douche. I moved him to starter two days ago, but he didn't notice.

I have half a mind to trade him just on general principle.

[Estes]

I hate stupid people. Like the FB I got rid of. He complained about "never seeing the field" even when he would have more carries that Shirlee (the starter) some games.

[TubbyChooChoo]

Holy shit people must think I'm stupid. LMAO at some of the offers coming in.
Is anyone else bombed with PM's over at GLB?

Newbs with questions or seeking advice ar huge right now.

[JeffHCross]

I got one offer today.

My level 7 DT (he's a backup, but he's mine) for a level 3 DT plus cash.

[Mandibal]

Holy shit people must think I'm stupid. LMAO at some of the offers coming in.
Is anyone else bombed with PM's over at GLB?

Newbs with questions or seeking advice ar huge right now.

You're in the Pro's baby! And you didn't just luck into starting there, you/we earned our way there. Plus I think we have one of the best teams around. You're like a GLB gawd to these bright eyed noobs.

And no I don't get inundated by PM's. [down]

[JeffHCross]

Can anybody else say "farm team"? (http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=915)

Starting Offense
Pos Player
QB Hollywood Joe (Lv. 4) trade pending
HB Laurence Naughton (Lv. 10) trade pending
FB Tex Oddo (Lv. 3) trade pending
WR Sumerian Prophet (Lv. 11) trade pending
WR Tory Moran (Lv. 3 CPU) trade pending
C LeBron James Jr. (Lv. 8) trade pending
LOT Hamavashki Goerkaikleke (Lv. 8)
ROT Thomas Builder (Lv. 2) trade pending
LG John Kruk (Lv. 9) trade pending
RG Bubba Brickhead (Lv. 9) trade pending

Starting Kickers
Pos Player
K Antaris Snider (Lv. 8)
P Beulah Ballbreaker (Lv. 7) trade pending

Starting Defense
Pos Player
NT Clay Davis Jr. (Lv. 10) trade pending
DT bryan buckiller (Lv. 8) trade pending
LDE Brutus Blindside (Lv. 9) trade pending
RDE Matt Adams (Lv. 3) trade pending
MLB Jim Boomhower (Lv. 11) trade pending
LOLB Nappin Snasty (Lv. 11) trade pending
ROLB Rikkan Hartz (Lv. 9) trade pending
CB Brennan Keene (Lv. 3 CPU)
CB Mack Irvin (Lv. 2 CPU)
FS Nick Barr (Lv. 9) trade pending
SS Loco Motion (Lv. 11) trade pending

[ZeekLTK]

Can anybody else say "farm team"? (http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=915)

They won their first game 108-3!

[JeffHCross]

They won their first game 108-3!Yes, I know.

One of my former players was traded to that team. I think he said they're moving over to one of the USA A teams.

[Cjones]

They won their first game 108-3!

That's the kind of stuff you got back in 1924 when Army played Midtown South Podunk Methodist College [laugh]