USA AAA: Centerville Utopians 23 - Parma Burglars 3 - FINAL

[TubbyChooChoo]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4260/startersvparma2bk4.gif


Utopians vs Burglars Match Up (http://goallineblitz.com/game/compare_teams.pl?team1=42&team2=41)

[TubbyChooChoo]

3 hours until game time!

Erin is down on the field doing pregame interviews hurry and get taped up!!

http://www.redsoxtimes.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/erinandrews.jpg

[Catfish]

Erin is down on the field doing pregame interviews hurry and get taped up!!Wake me when Pam Ward gets here.

[DHawkeye]

Wake me when Pam Ward gets here.

:keith_puk Thanks a lot. I was enjoying that pic of Erin until you ruined it with that mental image.

[Catch28]

I'm sure she wants a private interview with DJ :D

[whiteyc_77]

I'm upset that they don't have Special Teams listed in the overall team ratings.

Cooper Connor (a.k.a. Deion Hester :p ) is ready to dominate in the return game.

-YTC

[ZeekLTK]

Somehow I just got 100 more flex points. If I somehow get 100 more I can level up (to lvl 3). And then I'm coming for that starting TE position. :D

[Skeeter]

I'll be lvl 5 after this game :P

[truSteh]

3 hours until game time!

Erin is down on the field doing pregame interviews hurry and get taped up!!

http://www.redsoxtimes.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/erinandrews.jpg

Damn shes hot [love]

[AKS-74]

Somehow I just got 100 more flex points. If I somehow get 100 more I can level up (to lvl 3). And then I'm coming for that starting TE position. :D

Everyone got 100. It was an Easter present from the Admins.

[Papa LoneStar]

Under 80 minutes....

Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh....these hoes ain't reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddd dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lseknightpride]

Do the games get simmed all at once? Like will we be able to watch the whole thing right at 1 (central)?

[TubbyChooChoo]

Do the games get simmed all at once? Like will we be able to watch the whole thing right at 1 (central)?

It takes up to 15 minutes to sim them all...then you can check it out.

[lseknightpride]

I get the feeling that this is going to be more popular than trukz.

[Papa LoneStar]

I get the feeling that this is going to be more popular than trukz.

I agree....especially with seasons taking 40 days....:D

[Estes]

I get the feeling that this is going to be more popular than trukz.

I agree. Since they took out stocks Trukz is slowly losing it's steam. I think it will still be around until Summer but might slowly die out after that.

[lseknightpride]

Plus most people on this board are here for football video games (or were origionally) so this makes perfect sense.

[TubbyChooChoo]

Some last minute changes to the Centerville starting line-up.
Due to fatigue and new player signings.
Keep checking over the next few minutes for the latest updates.

Check out "Dutch" our new WR! :)

[TubbyChooChoo]

Stamina Scratches
Robbie Earl
Cletus Santiago
PJ Shirlee
Bill Brasky

These players are too fatigued to start and were moved to 2nd and 3rd string back up positions. Of course we sub a ton so they'll still play a bunch.

Late signing Bentley "Dutch" Jones is a level 4 WR and will give us some much needed punch in the air game.

[AKS-74]

HAHA! PJ Shirlee is now riding the bench after losing his starting spot to Jim Bob Rednick! [laugh]

[Papa LoneStar]

I worked hard to get from a 48 to a 78 for my energy....and this is how I'm treated?

Plus improved my stamina a great deal!?

[Papa LoneStar]

Fuck Centerville....send me to Europe!!!!

[lseknightpride]

Somebody has a low morale rating.

[TubbyChooChoo]

Fuck Centerville....send me to Europe!!!!


LMAO at fatboy! :D

[Papa LoneStar]

Somebody has a low morale rating.

[laugh]....actually....it's on 100....:D

[Papa LoneStar]

You will regret not starting me when we get ran all over....and when I come in the game....it will come to a halt....:p

[TubbyChooChoo]

You will regret not starting me when we get ran all over....and when I come in the game....it will come to a halt....:p

You know our sub %...you'll play as much as anyone. LMAO

Now pass me a twinkie!

[Papa LoneStar]

You know our sub %...you'll play as much as anyone. LMAO

Now pass me a twinkie!

[laugh]....that's cold....I'm a slender 6'6'' 280....I just play so hard that I need a oxygen tank....:D

Yea....but a starter is a starter.

:moviereel: It's the principal....it's princibalities involved in this!

[Papa LoneStar]

May I be sent to Europe so I can work on my stamina, please? :D

[TubbyChooChoo]

Man I'm up here in the owners box and this place is rocking!

35 minutes to go!!

http://www.stadiumsofnfl.com/afc/gill2007900.jpg

[TubbyChooChoo]

May I be sent to Europe so I can work on my stamina, please? :D

Maybe set your play intensity today to normal.

so you don't get in a bigger hole.

[lseknightpride]

We barely have 10000 seats. Rockin' may be a little extreme.

[DHawkeye]

May I be sent to Europe so I can work on my stamina, please? :D

And when your training after a game, set it to Relaxed if you have a shit-ton of energy to recover.

[TubbyChooChoo]

We barely have 10000 seats. Rockin' may be a little extreme.

You've never been to a game in Centerville baby.
We got 10,000 seats but another 20,000 in standing room around the fences...it's like fucking thunder dome baby!!!! WOOT!

[Papa LoneStar]

And when your training after a game, set it to Relaxed if you have a shit-ton of energy to recover.

It's been on relaxed for the past couple of training days....I was down to 63....and I relaxed it up to 78 while working on my stamina with custom equipment....my stamina rating went from 13 to 22 so I'm better prepared to hand my playing intensity....:D

[Estes]

Well I'm going to take a shower before the game starts.

[Catch28]

It's been on relaxed for the past couple of training days....I was down to 63....and I relaxed it up to 78 while working on my stamina with custom equipment....my stamina rating went from 13 to 22 so I'm better prepared to hand my playing intensity....:D

we need you in there keeping our backers free so it would be nice to have you even if you played at normal intensity

[Milo]

Well I'm going to take a shower before the game starts.

They tried to boost their kicking game, we still got them covered. [cool]

[Skeeter]

Game just simmed.

[DHawkeye]

Well I'm going to take a shower before the game starts.

I thought you were supposed to do that AFTER the games. :p

EDIT: Booyah! Dominated!

[whiteyc_77]

Dominance.

We won 23-3.

-YTC

[Catch28]

Game just simmed.

we dominated baby :D

[Milo]

Bad day for Hooking.

[DHawkeye]

Haha holy shit check out total net yards...

Centerville - 344.5
Parma - 180.5

I guess our gameplans worked. :D

[Estes]

Wow, I was just about to leave. Glad I stayed and nice victory everybody. :)

Punts|Yards|Average
7|181|25.9

This is improvement. And their punt return guy was averaging 14.3 a return. So I was really booting them 40 yards.

[Catch28]

Haha holy shit check out total net yards...

Centerville - 344.5
Parma - 180.5

I guess our gameplans worked. :D

haha um

DJ Porter (me) - 18 Rush, 95.5yds; 6 Rec, 47.5yds; 1 TD

[Milo]

Wow, I was just about to leave. Glad I stayed and nice victory everybody. :)

Punts|Yards|Average
7|181|25.9

This is improvment.

Not me. 1/3 FGs, and a missed extra point. Son of a bitch.

[TubbyChooChoo]

Woot!!!

We had 6 freaking INT's!!!

[Papa LoneStar]

Man....I was thinking that all the scores would be under 20 points....nice to see us flat out dominate! :D

Time to check out the plays !

[Estes]

Not me. 1/3 FGs, and a missed extra point. Son of a bitch.

Hmm, how about kicking off? Did you at least crush those?

[DHawkeye]

6 Ints by our defense [wow]

The only thing I've seen so far (in the stats) that we didn't completely own in is the fact that we had 9 dropped passes.

[Papa LoneStar]

2 tackles for loss, baby!

[Milo]

Hmm, how about kicking off? Did you at least crush those?

Consistently getting them 53+ yards, but on my FGs, I missed a 20 yarder, and a 40 yarder.

I've missed three attempts(2 PAT and 1 FG) in the last two games from very, very close.

[lseknightpride]

Tell Dutch to train his hands.

[Estes]

Dude, Look at my first punt! I sent him backpedaling.

[Skeeter]

Man, I drew double and triple teams all game. they fear me!

[bossman]

Booyakasha leading tackler here

[Papa LoneStar]

WOW (http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=327183)

Look at Sean Connery (on the tackle) and P.J. Shirlee take on all 5 of their offensive line and shut down this running play! :D

[lseknightpride]

Dude, Look at my first punt! I sent him backpedaling.

That was a good punt.

[Catch28]

wow good job on the line today guys...there were some good holes out there as i look through the tape and they just simply couldn't handle my burst of speed when i found the holes

[Milo]

Players of the game

Offensive: DJ Porter. 18/95 rushing, 6/47 recieving.
Defensive: Kirby Baggot. 3 INTs

[DHawkeye]

Dude, Look at my first punt! I sent him backpedaling.

If our coverage guys had gotten down the damn field you would have pinned them past their own 20! :)

[Milo]

Yeah, looked like you did a good job out there, Estes. Just scanned through plays and saw you had a 40 yarder.

[Catch28]

If our coverage guys had gotten down the damn field you would have pinned them past their own 20! :)

we could put me and Cooper Conner as gunners and see how that works :)

[Estes]

Yep, a 40 yarder.

Check it out (http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=328208)

[TubbyChooChoo]

Check out my TD pass! Nice move to get open Robbie Earl III!!
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=328053

[bballer4444]

3 INTs, that's what I'm talking about! That makes 4 INTs in 2 games.

[Catch28]

so if our WRs had better blocking skills we would have scored a couple more times but its all good

just something to think about training :)

[DHawkeye]

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=327511
LOL Hank Murphy you might want to up your speed just a tad... DJ beat you to the hole, he should have been blocking for you [laugh]

[Estes]

Zack Mills had a good day.

[Estes]

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=327511
LOL Hank Murphy you might want to up your speed just a tad... DJ beat you to the whole, he should have been blocking for you [laugh]

[laugh] That just looks so funny.

[Catch28]

[laugh] That just looks so funny.

still got 11 baby ;)

[whiteyc_77]

Our Secondary = teh ownership of opposing offenses.

6 interceptions, 7 pass deflections, 19 tackles.

And I should have taken my pick back to the house.

Go to the outside, you idiot! (http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=328387)

-YTC

[Skeeter]

[laugh] That just looks so funny.

I sealed the LB off on that play like a champ.

[Estes]

My buddy Brett Bentley even got an int.

[truSteh]

Tell Dutch to train his hands.

I think you mean me huh. I'll do that, created my player just an hour ago or so.. so don't expect to much of him [down]

[Catch28]

I sealed the LB off on that play like a champ.

yeah thats what gave me all the room

[#1michiganfan]

WR David Hand had a subpar game.

2 rec, 15.5 yds, 1 drop

I only got in 36 plays so that was dissapointing. I'm working on training my stamina right now.

[AKS-74]

We're up to 5th place boys!!! Another win and a Buffalo Wills or Dallas Wildcats loss, and we are in the Top 3! [cool]

And we play Dallas next! We win and we're in the Top 3 boys!

[borman48]

yeah thats what gave me all the room

That and Tip Lynch taking care of the NT.

Also, yours truly with the lone pancake block of the day, thank you much. :D

[fignuts]

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=327511
LOL Hank Murphy you might want to up your speed just a tad... DJ beat you to the hole, he should have been blocking for you [laugh]

Bwahaha! I'm focusing on speed this next round of training. [laugh]
Been working on blocking and stamina up to this point.
Plus he has speed at 30! Goodness!! He is waaay to quick.

[TubbyChooChoo]

Our Secondary = teh ownership of opposing offenses.

6 interceptions, 7 pass deflections, 19 tackles.

And I should have taken my pick back to the house.

Go to the outside, you idiot! (http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=328387)

-YTC


We set the Defense to heavy man to man and virtually no blitzing with extra coverage in the middle and deep zones, and a little less cover on short passes. Needless to say, you guys kicked ass.

[Catch28]

well i got over 500 xp for that game

nice

[truSteh]

well i got over 500 xp for that game

nice

Yeah me too, 525.. nice [laugh]

[whiteyc_77]

Kirby Baggot is now leading the Western Conference of USA AAA in interceptions.

DJ Porter is now leading the Conference in PR average.

Cooper Connor is 3rd in KR average (and the highest ranked human player).

Ben Estes is 4th in punting average.

Tip Lynch is 2nd in plays per game, and Mike Sayo is 4th in the same category.

Congrats, gentlemen!

-YTC

[Estes]

I am now in the top 4 in average yards per punt in our conference with 23. The three ahead of me have averages of 23.2, 23.8, and 26.7 respectively.

And whitey barely beat me on the update. :p

[whiteyc_77]

And whitey barely beat me on the update. :p

Well, I am the fastest player on the team, after all.

;)

-YTC

[Estes]

[laugh]

[Catfish]

Wow, Cletus Santiago only got 23 snaps...how embarrassing. I think even the water boy got more experience than me in that game.

Anybody know the correlation between energy and stamina? Can a player with decent stamina play longer on low energy?

[Papa LoneStar]

*cough*....oh Tubby.

What happened? :p

I got your back. (http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=328146)

[Estes]

I got over 540 XP for this game. Very nice.

[bballer4444]

Wow, Cletus Santiago only got 23 snaps...how embarrassing. I think even the water boy got more experience than me in that game.

Anybody know the correlation between energy and stamina? Can a player with decent stamina play longer on low energy?

I think that high stamina makes your energy fall slower during the game.

[DHawkeye]

*cough*....oh Tubby.

What happened? :p

I got your back. (http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=328146)

pwnt [oops] :D

EDIT: Just saw this http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=328268

DJ gave 'em the ole OKIE DOKE! :)

[Catch28]

DJ Porter is now leading the Conference in PR average.

yeah my 89 yarder helped quite a bit and im also the only one with a return touchdown in the conference :)

[borman48]

*cough*....oh Tubby.

What happened? :p

I got your back. (http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=328146)

Looks to me like nobody blocked. [laugh]

EDIT: And I'm 4th in the conference in Pancake blocks. :)

[fignuts]

DJ might want to put a point or 2 in Covering Up. Fumbled on the 1st punt, btw. ;)
Also, maybe a few points up to First Step. Takes awhile to get you moving when catching out of the backfield.

[Catch28]

DJ might want to put a point or 2 in Covering Up. Fumbled on the 1st punt, btw. ;)
Also, maybe a few points up to First Step. Takes awhile to get you moving when catching out of the backfield.

yeah i will go add 1 to head fake(prereq for first step), 2 to first step, and 2 to cover up when i level up again

im suprised i catch the ball so well with only like a 11 catch rating

EDIT:

Bwahaha! I'm focusing on speed this next round of training. [laugh]
Been working on blocking and stamina up to this point.
Plus he has speed at 30! Goodness!! He is waaay to quick.

I won't add on to my speed for atleast one more level and if we get your speed up i will still get better gains because i will have my lead blocker actually in front of me :D

there are way to many times where i just blow past you through the hole

[worst2first]

Wow, nice win today team. I haven't had time to go through the entire game but from what I have seen the defense was outstanding and our offensive game plan worked perfectly. I do have to mention that this was the second game in a row without a sack allowed. Way to go Borman on picking up another pancake. Lee Nover moved up to level 6 after the game. Let's all get rested and ready because our next game is going to be a challenge.

[fignuts]

yeah i will go add 1 to head fake(prereq for first step), 2 to first step, and 2 to cover up when i level up again

im suprised i catch the ball so well with only like a 11 catch rating

EDIT:



I won't add on to my speed for atleast one more level and if we get your speed up i will still get better gains because i will have my lead blocker actually in front of me :D

there are way to many times where i just blow past you through the hole

How far should I get my speed up do you think? I'm at 14; base of 13, +1 from equipment.

[MtneerManiac]

I demand to start over Fizzly, he started over me and I STILL had more tackles than him! :D

Thompson's a beast! :p

(Now that I checked though, we still got about equal PT. But his 6 more plays could mean 1 more tackle for me! lol)

When do we play a speed/pass team? That'll match up well for me. :)

Edit: Lvl 4! =D

[shakeyjake448]

I think I need to add points to special abilities. Ron Mexico should be the most dominate linebacker in the game and he's only averaging 1 tackle per game. That can't happen.

[ZeekLTK]

1 Catch for 18.5 Yards & 2 Tackles = OWNAGE

2Q 4:47 1st & 10 OPP 44 Joe Dakota pass to Zeek Jonson over the middle (dropped - incomplete)

3Q 12:38 1st & 10 OPP 30 Joe Dakota pass to Zeek Jonson over the middle [missed tackle: Ivan Grozny] (18.5 yd gain) [tackle: Matt Briggs]

3Q 10:16 4th & 5.5 OPP 44 Punt by Ben Estes, 33 yd, fielded by Victor Veyron (20.5 yd return) [tackle: Zeek Jonson]

4Q 11:00 2nd & 10 OPP 49.5 Joe Dakota pass to Zeek Jonson over the middle (incomplete)

4Q 7:33 Kickoff by Hooking Right, 57 yd, fielded by Victor Veyron (30 yd return) [tackle: Zeek Jonson]

[Skeeter]

I was drawing double and triple teams when I was in. Someone watched the scouting report.

Looks like a good battle for that starting TE spot Zeke.

[Catch28]

How far should I get my speed up do you think? I'm at 14; base of 13, +1 from equipment.

whatever you are comfortable with...it is your guy but just getting the speed up to around 17 would even help

[TubbyChooChoo]

The Parma owner was humble in defeat and PM'd me his congrats to all of you!
Well done!

[Catch28]

Utops Roll Over Burglers

CENTERVILLE, USA (AP) -- Centerville entered their game with the Parma Burglers expecting a good match up and a close game. The players were very well prepared and had made many improvements since their last game and the coaches had put in an excellent gameplan to talk advantage of Parma's weaknesses. When the dust settled the game wasn't even close as the Utops stuck it to the Burglers 23-3.

Parma struck first when Josechu Letón knocked in a 28 yard field goad to put them on top three minutes in, but they had no idea that that would be all they would get all day. Utop kicker Hooking Right tied the game up just before halftime with a 28 yarder himself. After halftime the Utops, led by Joe Dakota, drove down the field and the drive was finished as Lawrence Phillips punched it in from 3 yards out. As the third quarter was winding down Kirby Baggot grabbed an interception that gave Centerville excellent field position, 2 minutes later Dakota hit Robbie Earl III on a corner route in the endzone. DJ Porter put the game out of reach in the early 4th Quarter when he scored on a toss play from the 6 yard line.

The explosive DJ Porter led the offensive attack for the Utops; finishing with 18 rushes for 95.5 yards and a TD on the ground and 6 catches for 47.5 yards through the air. Halfback DJ Porter also helped out in the return game, adding a 27 yard kick return and 5 punt returns with an average of 7.5 yards per return. Porter said after the game, "They just weren't ready to handle us, the line came out and made some big holes for me and Lawrence (Phillips) to run through and Joe (Dakota) had a great game through the air." And he was right about Dakota who finished the game 25/41 for 177 yards and threw the first touchdown of his young career. Newly acquired Dutch Jones had a great debut with 8 catches for 57 yards but also dropped 3 passes. The offensive line gave up 0 sacks for the second game in a row with guard Adam Borman picking up the units lone pancake.

The defense was the big story of the day though, as they forced the Parma QB, Phil Phantom, to throw 6 interceptions on the day. Kirby Baggot was the star in pass defense with 3 interceptions and 3 passes deflected to go with his 2 tackles on the day. Yakuba Haigler led the team in tackles with 6 and also cause a hurry off the edge at his defensive end spot. Defensive Tackles P.J. Shirlee, Jim Bob Rednick, and Sean Connery commanded double, or even triple, teams that kept the backers and the D ends free to make tackles.

Centerville will hope to continue their two game win streak when they visit the Dallas Wildcats on Wednesday.

Play of the Day
Joe Dakota pass to Robbie Earl III over the middle [TD] (11 yd gain) (http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=328053)

Game Stats (http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=424)

USA AAA Western Conference Standings

Team Record Streak
1 San Francisco Demons 7-0-0 W7
2 Dallas Wildcats 6-1-0 L1
3 Buffalo Wills 6-1-0 W2
4 California 49ers 5-2-0 W1
5 Centerville Utopians 5-2-0 W3
6 Parma Burglars 4-3-0 L1
7 Oakland Rage 3-3-1 L3
8 Dayton Brute Squad 3-4-0 W2
9 Pheonix Mambas 3-4-0 L2
10 Austin Mustangs 3-4-0 L1
11 Oklahoma Hawks 2-4-1 L1
12 Team Hanson Patriots 2-5-0 L2
13 Gilroy Devils 2-5-0 W1
14 TCG Fightin 52s 2-5-0 W1
15 Dallas Zoneboys 2 1-6-0 W1
16 San Jose Spartans 1-6-0 L3

P.S. Sorry if it sucks

[TubbyChooChoo]

Hell ya!

[DHawkeye]

Hell ya!

Indeed! Very nice work. :)

Maybe we should post some of these on the GLB forums? Let everybody know how badass we are.

[TubbyChooChoo]

Indeed! Very nice work. :)

Maybe we should post some of these on the GLB forums? Let everybody know how badass we are.


Not yet...I want to creep up on the league like a monster tsunami does on fat tourist sitting on a beach drinking Corona.

[DHawkeye]

Not yet...I want to creep up on the league like a monster tsunami does on fat tourist sitting on a beach drinking Corona.

How devious of you. [cool]

[Cjones]

TOUCHDOWWWN, LAWRENCE PHILLIPS (and he was playing FB too..)

[Cjones]

Good job boys.

Our offense was impetuous, our defense was impregnable, and we were just ferocious.

[TubbyChooChoo]

TOUCHDOWWWN, LAWRENCE PHILLIPS (and he was playing FB too..)

Yep sweet! He was the backup for both RB and FB today!
Good to see he had 46 plays.

[Cjones]

He struggled in the first half, but in the second half he was averaging about 3-4 yards per pop. If he can get to the outside, he's in like flynn.

[Papa LoneStar]

Good job boys.

Our offense was tenacious, our defense was impregnable, and we were just ferocious.

I want to eat our next opponent's kids....:D

[Gooksta]

(cabbage patch) aww yeah!!

[GTster]

Tubby, Brasky was only in for 23 plays. It seems like the other LBs, starters or not, played a lot more snaps. I know you started him. Was the start, plus special team, plus playing at a high intensity level too much? I'm not complaing about PT, I'm just trying to figure out what I need to change so he's isn't so tired. Is it just my stamina thats low? It's at 17.1.

[shakeyjake448]

What was your energy at?

[TubbyChooChoo]

Tubby, Brasky was only in for 23 plays. It seems like the other LBs, starters or not, played a lot more snaps. I know you started him. Was the start, plus special team, plus playing at a high intensity level too much? I'm not complaing about PT, I'm just trying to figure out what I need to change so he's isn't so tired. Is it just my stamina thats low? It's at 17.1.


stamina is low

actually these guys had such low energy just before the game they were pulled from the starting lineup and were subs...Brasky was a backup for all 3 LB's

Robbie Earl
Cletus Santiago
PJ Shirlee
Bill Brasky

watch training intensity until you build it up and maybe play on normal intensity for games

[GTster]

Sounds good, I'll give that a try.

[truSteh]

Nice recap! I'll try not to drop any passes next time ;)

[texacotea]

OH YEAH play of the day....If only his stamina wasnt so low right now I would get more snaps

[ZackMills]

20 snaps [down]

[Cjones]

I want to eat our next opponent's kids....:D

"If I could just stomp on your kids testicals so you could feel the pain I feel everyday"

[Papa LoneStar]

"If I could just stomp on your kids testicals so you could feel the pain I feel everyday"

[laugh]....I miss Mike Tyson in the spotlight....:(

[TubbyChooChoo]

[laugh]....I miss Mike Tyson in the spotlight....:(

Someone should make a Mike Tyson for the Utopia Football team.

[Papa LoneStar]

A strong safety....:D

[Cjones]

[laugh]....I miss Mike Tyson in the spotlight....:(

When he was a good boxer, nobody could beat him. I even remember him in the early 90s when he would just beat the ever loving shit out of those poor souls who stepped in the ring with him.

"I'm the best eva. I'm the most brutal and vicious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no one could stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander. He's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah."