dshban's Florida Tech Pirates Dynasty and Discussion

[dshban]

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dshban is back and better than ever, not that he was good before

FLAMINGO, Fl. (AP) — I can hear the cries and moans already.

"But dsh, you're doing the New ACC Dynasty!" "But dsh, that's the third created team dynasty you've started in the past few months, and the fourth single-team dynasty you've started on NCAA '07!"

Shut up! Yes, I know that! I'm not mentally challenged!

Of course, no-one is actually saying this (waits for the hilarious responses saying those things), it's just in my pessimistic mind. But the point still stands that I've been less faithful than Paris Hilton. (Insert laugh track here.)

Why is this dynasty going to be different, I hear no-one say. Well, I'm not going to be doing any gimmicks. No podcasts. No newspaper setting out. Just game reports, with images, writing and stats, like the good old days of James Madison.

Now off of my favourite topic, myself, and onto the team. Why have I chosen... well, created, Florida Tech?

I don't know. I just did. I was playing around with the uniforms and I found a combination that I really like (trust me, you'll like them. Not like those abominations for Timbledale). Then I saw the Pirate logo and went, "Yarrrrrrrrrr. I like it." Plus, I've been getting the itch to actually do a dynasty, and I always report my dynasties, so here we are.

Oh, I almost forgot. I brought up Florida A&M with me as my rival. Why? Stop asking. I didn't. Oh. You're talking to yourself. I know.

Don't expect anything too flash. Don't expect this to last forever, although I'll try my darndest to not abandon this. I'm still doing the New ACC Dynasty, this is just a side-project.

I hope you'll all enjoy it.

DYNASTY RULES

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg PLATFORM: Xbox
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg MODE: All-American
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg GAME LENGTH: 7 minute quarters
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg SLIDERS: Regular sliders with an absurd amount of tweaking.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg ROSTERS: Downloaded ones with names on them - no edits by me. Florida Tech is an academic team with mild edits to make things different to the default created academic team.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg BUDGETS: I'll do what I damn well feel like.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg IN-SEASON RECRUITING: I'll only target 5 players. This seems to be the maximum I can sign, and gives more points to the targets I do have.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg RECRUITING: I suck at recruiting, so no regulations on it.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg RED-SHIRTING: Only true freshmen can be red-shirted. If they’re good enough to be in the two-deep depth chart, they must play.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg DISCIPLINE: What's discipline? Oh, right. I'll do whatever the recommended dosage is.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg GAMEPLAY: Whatever I want. It doesn't matter, I'm hopeless.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg SUBS: I'll do mass subs if somehow we get ahead by, say, 35 points. Or 28 in the final quarter. Otherwise, I don't actually do subs and fatigue.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg SCHEDULING: When in a conference, I will play two home games and two road games. Out of conference, such as when I'm an Indy, I will schedule basically whoever I like. Some regulations - no top 25 teams at home until I'm at least 4-star prestige, no I-AA teams, basic stuff like that.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg PLAYBOOK: For the first season, at least, I'm using USC. I figure we have two impact receivers, they have two impact receivers, it'll all work out. Wait, that makes too much sense for it to be something I said... OK, we're using it because it'll make us as good as So Cal. Yeah, there we go. Ridiculous-ness.
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg POSTING REQUESTS: I appreciate anyone who takes the time to post on my thread, but please follow some simple requests. Please don’t come on after every game and just post “good win” or “tough loss” and nothing else. Please don’t quote large chunks of copy, such as the entire report with game stats and screenshot. Also, please use private messages for any questions about how I do screenshots, get stats to line up, etc. Another thing is that if you see a typo or some other kind of error on my posts, please just a PM to notify me rather than posting it on the thread. I try to keep a neat and tidy thread and would appreciate any help in keeping it that way. (Paragraph stolen from BDawg.)

FLORIDA TECH INFO

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg TEAM GOALS: Have a winning season, receive a bowl bid
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg 2005 RECORD: N/A
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg TEAM REPLACED: Army
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg GRADES: D- overall, D- offense, D- defense, D+ special teams
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg PROGRAM PRESTIGE: 1 stars
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg ACADEMIC PRESTIGE: 6 stars
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg DISCIPLINE RATING: C
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg PIPELINE STATES: Florida
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/pirates_bullet.jpg RIVALRY: Florida A&M (replaced Navy)

[dshban]

YEARLY RECAPS

2006
Preseason ranking: No. 119
Final ranking:
Record:
Bowl game:
Award winners:
Passing leader:
Rushing leader:
Receiving leader:
Defense:
Average attendance:
Synopsis:

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2006 SEASON PREVIEW

Preseason Coaches Poll


RANK School

1 Ohio State
2 Texas
3 Notre Dame
4 USC
5 LSU
6 Florida
7 Auburn
8 Oklahoma
9 West Virginia
10 Louisville
11 Miami
12 Florida State
13 Penn State
14 Michigan
15 California
16 Georgia
17 Iowa
18 Tennessee
19 Arizona State
20 Nebraska
21 Virginia Tech
22 Texas Tech
23 Clemson
24 Alabama
25 Georgia Tech
Heisman Watch

Name Pos School
Brady Quinn, SR* QB Notre Dame
Adrian Peterson, JR HB Oklahoma
Troy Smith, JR* QB Ohio State
Chris Leak, SR* QB Florida
Brian Brohm, JR QB Louisville

Conference Favorites

Conference School

ACC Miami
Coastal Miami
Atlantic Florida State
Big Ten Ohio State
Big XII Texas
North Nebraska
South Texas
Big East West Virginia
Conf USA UCF
East UCF
West UTEP
1A Independents Notre Dame
MAC Northern Illinois
East Akron
West Northern Illinois
Mountain West Texas Christian
Pac-10 USC
SEC LSU
East Florida
West LSU
Sun Belt UL-Lafayette
WAC NevadaNOTES:

The Pirates are predicted last out of all the independents (yes, behind Florida A&M as well), and 119th, also last, in the NCAA.

[dshban]

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2006 FLORIDA TECH SCHEDULE

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/KStateBar.jpg SEPT. 9 — at KANSAS STATE
PRESEASON RANKING: No. 51
TEAM GRADES: B OVR, B- offense, B- defense, A+ special teams
PLAYER TO WATCH: WR Jordy Nelson is an impact receiver 87 OVR with 93 SPD, so he'll most likely go for about 5000 yards against us. Also, the Wildcats' A+ special teams contains a kicker named Snodgrass.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/aTmBar.jpg SEPT. 16 — at TEXAS A&M
PRESEASON RANKING: No. 44
TEAM GRADES: B OVR, B offense, B defense, B- special teams
PLAYER TO WATCH: Impact halfback Courtney Lewis is 90 OVR with 91 SPD, and was chosen on 1st All-Big 12 team this pre-season. Watch him annihilate our defense. Impact middle linebacker Justin Warren is 90 OVR with 80 SPD, and was chosen as the Aggies' defensive captain. Watch him annihilate our offense.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/BKhan35/CollegeBars/BuffaloBar.jpg SEPT. 23 — at BUFFALO
PRESEASON RANKING: No. 113
TEAM GRADES: C+ OVR, C offense, C+ defense, B special teams
PLAYER TO WATCH: Heh, Willy. Sophomore quarterback Drew Willy is 84 OVR, the second best on the team. Jeesh, that's pretty good for a sophomore. Heck, that's pretty good for a MAC quarterback. Fortunately he only has 68 SPD, so he can't run for thousands of yards against us. Just hundreds.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/BKhan35/CollegeBars/RiceBar.jpg SEPT. 30 — RICE
PRESEASON RANKING: No. 114
TEAM GRADES: C+ OVR, C offense, B defense, C+ special teams
PLAYER TO WATCH: Punter Jared Scruggs... no. Why does Rice have an impact PUNTER? Why? 10 points better OVR than anyone else on the team? Jeesh. Those guys who are 10 points worse than the punter are strong safety Chad Price and impact free safety Andrey Downs. Here's an idea, let's not throw deep.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/BKhan35/CollegeBars/AkronBar.jpg OCT. 7 — AKRON
PRESEASON RANKING: No. 70
TEAM GRADES: C+ OVR, B- offense, C defense, B special teams
PLAYER TO WATCH: QB Luke Getsy is an impact player along with being a transfer from Pitt. The former Panther, now a Zip, is a 1st team All-MAC representative at 88 OVR. He'll pass for many, many yards on us. He'll be well protected by 85 OVR left tackle Tim Crouch, although to be fair, I could block the Pirates' defensive line.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/FIUBar.jpg OCT. 14 — at FIU
PRESEASON RANKING: No. 115
TEAM GRADES: C OVR, C offense, C+ defense, B- special teams
PLAYER TO WATCH: The Panthers are not only accomplished brawlers, but... uhh... they have an impact quarterback? Josh Padrick, a white guy on what seems to be an all-black team (not racist), is 82 OVR and should trouble the Pirates. As would a blind cripple whom was missing all their limbs.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/BKhan35/CollegeBars/UCLABar.jpg OCT. 21 — at UCLA
PRESEASON RANKING: No. 33
TEAM GRADES: B OVR, B- offense, B- defense, A+ special teams
PLAYER TO WATCH: Ben Olson is an 85 OVR quarterback. Uhh... yeah. Nothing special about him, I just recognised the name. Also, kicker Justin Medlock is 93 OVR and HOLY CRAP his backup Kai Forbath is 85 OVR as a true frosh. OK, that's not that surprising, but seeing someone with such a high OVR after looking at Florida Tech for the past few hours is a change of pace.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/BKhan35/CollegeBars/NIUBar.jpg OCT. 28 — NORTHERN ILLINOIS
PRESEASON RANKING: No. 54
TEAM GRADES: B+ OVR, B offense, B defense, B special teams
PLAYER TO WATCH: 94 OVR impact halfback Garrett Wolfe is only 5'7", but the 1st team All-MAC representative has 94 SPD and will most likely run over our defense. Yes, I said over. He's stronger than most of our players. Some linemen, too, which is really quite ridiculous.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/BKhan35/CollegeBars/BallStateBar.jpg NOV. 3 — BALL STATE
PRESEASON RANKING: No. 106
TEAM GRADES: C+ OVR, C+ offense, C- defense, B special teams
PLAYER TO WATCH: Defensive captain Erik Keys is a 90 OVR impact strong safety who looks to grab a few picks for the Cardinals vs Florida Tech. I don't know that this is going to happen, I just presume so because he's good and we're not.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/BKhan35/CollegeBars/KentStateBar.jpg NOV. 11 — KENT STATE
PRESEASON RANKING: No. 111
TEAM GRADES: B- OVR, C+ offense, B defense, B+ special teams
PLAYER TO WATCH: Wait, there isn't a state of Kent. What is this, England? Either way, the Golden Flashes have a great player in 84 OVR impact wide receiver Najah Pruden. I vaguely remember him from Jack Ryan's dynasty. He has 90 SPD, which is 12 more points than the best on the Pirates. Yikes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/BKhan35/CollegeBars/NDBar.jpg NOV. 18 — at NOTRE DAME
PRESEASON RANKING: No. 3
TEAM GRADES: A+ OVR, A+ offense, A- defense, B special teams
PLAYER TO WATCH: Quarterback Brady Quinn is a douchebag. He is 97 OVR, and also likes to choke in big games. He enjoys long walks on the beach, along with throwing picks and getting sacked against Michigan. Impact player compatriots Tom Zbikowski and Jeff Samardzija are boxers and pitchers, respectively. Go back to your own sports, ----ies.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/aFmBar.jpg DEC. 2 — FLORIDA A&M
PRESEASON RANKING: No. 118
TEAM GRADES: D- OVR, D- offense, D- defense, D- special teams
PLAYER TO WATCH: Impact quarterback, QB #8, is 82 OVR and looks to do well against a pourous Florida Tech defense. He's the main reason the Rattlers are ranked #118 and the Pirates are ranked #119. This is the only game where we have a shot, and it's only a small one. Let's hope for the best.

[FieldingBLUE]

It's like a dynasty writers greatest hits for the formats. Sweet. Good luck, dsh. I see a little Mandibal in there, a little BDawg. Pirates? Cool.

[Estes]

So, now you'll have three things to worry about keeping up with? Your a busy little man dshban.

[snowmanbu]

tough loss.



jk


I'll be reading.

[borman48]

Very nice looking dynasty here Dsh. Keep it up and good luck.

[WhoUTestin]

What? No Bethune-Cookman? By the way you really went out of your way to take a pounding with that schedule. A lot of MAC teams there...

[dshban]

It's like a dynasty writers greatest hits for the formats. Sweet. Good luck, dsh. I see a little Mandibal in there, a little BDawg. Pirates? Cool.

And of course, none of it mine. :D It is like a greatest hits. And damn it looks good, I feel. Especially the schedule. I love that layout.

So, now you'll have three things to worry about keeping up with? Your a busy little man dshban.

I'm on holidays, I'm impatient and I have a short attention span. What can I say, I need something to keep my interest.

tough loss.



jk


I'll be reading.

Shall I just copy and paste this response for after all of the games for this season? :D

Very nice looking dynasty here Dsh. Keep it up and good luck.

Thanks borman. Always good to have you as a reader.

What? No Bethune-Cookman? By the way you really went out of your way to take a pounding with that schedule. A lot of MAC teams there...

It didn't actually occur to me that B-CC was in the same conference as FAMU. I forgot them. I put in FAMU because, you know, A&M vs Tech? Makes sense. Even if the Rattlers are in Tallahassee and we're right at the tip down the bottom of the state.

I was going to make a joke about pounding and your girlfriend (you've mentioned before she's a nymph), but I decided not to for fear of you running after me, obviously catching me, and beating me up.

[dshban]

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PRE-SEASON REPORT


# Player YR POS HGT WGT Hometown
1 Nick Morris SR(RS) QB 6'2" 205 Sebring, FL
2 Jeremy Ivey JR CB 6'0" 185 West Palm Beach, FL
5 Tony Cummings SO QB 6'4" 220 Palm Bay, FL
10 Adrian Tyson SO CB 5'9" 180 Tampa, FL
11 Ted Jenkins JR HB 5'10" 199 Kendall, FL
12 David Davidson SO HB 5'8" 191 Jacksonville Beach, FL
14 Kyler Mooney SR(RS) QB 6'2" 197 Winter Park, FL
15 Chris Holmes JR WR 6'1" 194 Riviera Beach, FL
16 Michael Clifford SR CB 6'0" 180 South Miami Hts, FL
21 Aaron Gibson SR WR 6'2" 227 Altamonte Springs, FL
22 Wesley Woodard FR QB 6'1" 199 Coral Gables, FL
23 Paul Ewing SO FS 6'2" 199 Riviera Beach, FL
24 Lee Clemens JR SS 6'2" 195 Brent, FL
25 Brent Clark JR FB 5'11" 200 Temple Terrace, FL
26 Isaiah Thomas SO SS 5'11" 190 South Miami Hts, FL
29 Tom McCarty FR FB 6'4" 215 Fairview Shores, FL
30 Eric Jackson JR K 5'10" 210 Sarasota Springs, FL
34 Cody Moore JR FS 6'2" 190 Deltona, FL
40 McKinley Massey SO HB 5'10" 197 Bayonet Point, FL
41 Chad Jackson SO HB 5'10" 210 Ocoee, FL
42 Brett Clark SO MLB 6'2" 217 Boca Raton, FL
43 Thomas McDonald JR MLB 6'1" 215 Conway, FL
44 Patrick Valentine SO MLB 6'2" 220 Jacksonville, FL
45 Ryan Smith SO LE 6'2" 233 Glenvar Heights, FL
46 Chuck Ryan FR CB 5'11" 175 Lakeside, FL
47 Andrew Wright SO HB 5'10" 206 Stuart, FL
48 Tyrone Cruz JR RE 6'4" 238 Aventura, FL
49 Thomas Smith SO P 6'1" 194 Pinewood, FL
50 Sean Jensen JR ROLB 6'1" 194 Cocoa, FL
52 Brian Johnston SO LT 6'6" 265 Lehigh Acres, FL
54 Ike Miller JR LOLB 6'1" 217 Miami Lakes, FL
56 Ian Henry SO ROLB 6'0" 206 Greenacres City, FL
58 Robbie Henderson JR RG 6'6" 252 Pine Hills, FL
59 Justin Busch SO RG 6'3" 263 Golden Glades, FL
60 David McPherson SO DT 6'2" 240 Casselberry, FL
61 Richie Smith JR DT 6'2" 247 Niceville, FL
62 Bob Wilkins FR RE 6'2" 233 Hollywood, FL
63 Mike Overstreet JR C 6'2" 243 Miami, FL
64 Terrell Brooks SO RT 6'3" 240 Kendale Lakes, FL
65 Geoffrey Landry SO DT 6'4" 255 Winter Park, FL
67 Anthony Jackson SO LG 6'4" 301 North Lauderdale, FL
68 Obi Peterson SR LT 6'6" 286 Port Charlotte, FL
69 Matt Vaughn SO LG 6'4" 310 Hollywood, FL
70 Trent Green SO LT 6'5" 285 Zephyrhills, FL
72 Darrell Dunbar SO RT 6'6" 268 Boca Raton, FL
73 Justin Montgomery SO C 6'1" 262 Brandon, FL
75 Reggie Johnson SR RT 6'6" 284 Hollywood, FL
80 Casey Hicks JR TE 6'2" 233 Clearwater, FL
81 Richard Robinson JR WR 5'11" 180 Apopka, FL
82 Quinton Whitaker SO WR 5'7" 170 Westchester, FL
83 Earvin Mason FR WR 6'0" 175 Wellington, FL
86 Scott Barclay SO TE 5'11" 190 West Palm Beach, FL
91 Cedrick Coleman FR DT 6'3" 262 Rockledge, FL
93 Curtis McDonald JR MLB 6'1" 223 Eustis, FL
94 Josh Williams JR LOLB 6'1" 220 Bayonet Point, FL
96 Brannon Rodriquez SR LE 6'6" 249 Winter Haven, FL
98 Brian Abrams SO LOLB 6'0" 212 Conway, FL
99 Andy Williams SR LE 6'3" 257 Fort Walton Beach, FL


Offense
Quarterback OVR Wide Receiver OVR Left Tackle OVR
1) K. Mooney 62 1) R. Robinson 59 1) B. Johnston 52
2) N. Morris 56 2) Q. Whitaker 59 2) O. Peterson 48
3) W. Woodard 52 3) C. Holmes 56

Halfback OVR Tight End OVR Left Guard OVR
1) M. Massey 62 1) C. Hicks 62 1) M. Vaughn 56
2) A. Wright 56 2) S. Barclay 48 2) A. Jackson 56

Fullback OVR Center OVR
1) B. Clark 59 1) M. Overstreet 52
2) T. McCarty 56 2) J. Montgomery 48

Right Guard OVR
1) J. Busch 65
2) R. Henderson 48

Right Tackle OVR
1) D. Dunbar 52
2) R. Johnson 48



Defense
Left End OVR Left Outside LB OVR Corner Back OVR
1) R. Smith 48 1) B. Abrams 52 1) A. Tyson 65
2) A. Williams 44 2) I. Miller 48 2) M. Clifford 59

Right End OVR Middle Linebacker OVR Free Safety OVR
1) B. Wilkins 48 1) P. Valentine 62 1) C. Moore 59
2) T. Cruz 40 2) I. Henry (ROLB) 52 2) P. Ewing 52

Defensive Tackle OVR Right Outside LB OVR Strong Safety OVR
1) D. McPherson 52 1) S. Jensen 52 1) I. Thomas 59
2) C. Coleman 48 2) I. Henry 52 2) L. Clemens 56



Special Teams
Kicker OVR Punter OVR Kick Returner OVR
1) E. Jackson 65 1) T. Smith 56 1) M. Massey (HB) 62
2) 2) 2) Q. Whitaker (WR) 59

KOS OVR Long Snapper OVR Punt Returner OVR
1) E. Jackson (K) 65 1) J. Busch (RG) 65 1) M. Massey (HB) 62
2) 2) 2) Q. Whitaker (WR) 59

[fiz]

lmfao. [laugh][laugh][laugh] hold on one second i need to explain this one.

i opened dsh's dynasty, and all of a sudden, dream's - he loves you not started playing. i was like, why the hell is dsh's dynasty playing music? it was pretty sweet. then i realized what the song was and a mass confusion came over me. why would dsh's dynasty be jamming to chick rock? then i realized one second earlier i opened someone's page on myspace in a different tab.

good lord, i am dumb.

[dshban]

lmfao. [laugh][laugh][laugh] hold on one second i need to explain this one.

i opened dsh's dynasty, and all of a sudden, dream's - he loves you not started playing. i was like, why the hell is dsh's dynasty playing music? it was pretty sweet. then i realized what the song was and a mass confusion came over me. why would dsh's dynasty be jamming to chick rock? then i realized one second earlier i opened someone's page on myspace in a different tab.

good lord, i am dumb.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

[Iron Dragon]

I will be reading this dynasty, because I've seen your others and they've been good.

[dshban]

I will be reading this dynasty, because I've seen your others and they've been good.

Thanks. :)

[Gatorguy91]

Dshban starts a dynasty?
Shocker!

Jk, I'll be reading, waiting for it to end. JK again.

[dshban]

Dshban starts a dynasty?
Shocker!

Jk, I'll be reading, waiting for it to end. JK again.

Thanks Gatorguy. You're cool. Jk.

Jk!

Ha! Take that! Double joke!

[WhoUTestin]

It didn't actually occur to me that B-CC was in the same conference as FAMU. I forgot them. I put in FAMU because, you know, A&M vs Tech? Makes sense. Even if the Rattlers are in Tallahassee and we're right at the tip down the bottom of the state.

I was going to make a joke about pounding and your girlfriend (you've mentioned before she's a nymph), but I decided not to for fear of you running after me, obviously catching me, and beating me up.

B-CC is actually closer to your school that FAMU is considering Daytona is in the middle of FLA.

I look at it this way if you are able to convince her to let you have it you deserve it because she loves me for some odd reason and won't even think about being with someone else.:p

[Iron Dragon]

Season outlook:

at KANSAS STATE - You probaly will score, but they'll score 80.
at TEXAS A&M - You may score, but they'll score alot more.
at BUFFALO - You'll score, but they'll still win, because the MAC is very hard for a D overall team.
RICE - The punts will be muffed. Yeah, but you'll score. But, the punter, will not. :p Loss.
AKRON - Akron, of the MAC is deadly against teams worse than them, but you'll score somehow.
at FIU - Oh, a sun belt team will melt your uh, Techians.
at UCLA - UCLA could put up alot, oh yes.
NORTHERN ILLINOIS - WOLFE WOLFE WOLFE - = Wolfe will run all over the Techians of Florida.
BALL STATE - Ball State shouldn't have any promblems with the ball, but you'll score.
at NOTRE DAME - You'll win this game, because NCAA 07 likes to make ND 1-9 and lose to michigan by 60. Just put in all the 300pd guys and injure the whole team, and you'll win. Techians 16-15.9, because the refs will be distracted by the cheerleaders.
FLORIDA A&M - You'll lose this game by about 80 points, because you're players are overreacting to Notre Dame.

1-11

EDIT: Followup- Yeah, ND and FAM should be switched, You have a chance at beating FAMU Only.

[Estes]

FLORIDA A&M - You'll lose this game by about 80 points.

:keith_SHN

[dshban]

Season outlook:

at KANSAS STATE - You probaly will score, but they'll score 80.
at TEXAS A&M - You may score, but they'll score alot more.
at BUFFALO - You'll score, but they'll still win, because the MAC is very hard for a D overall team.
RICE - The punts will be muffed. Yeah, but you'll score. But, the punter, will not. :p Loss.
AKRON - Akron, of the MAC is deadly against teams worse than them, but you'll score somehow.
at FIU - Oh, a sun belt team will melt your uh, Techians.
at UCLA - UCLA could put up alot, oh yes.
NORTHERN ILLINOIS - WOLFE WOLFE WOLFE - = Wolfe will run all over the Techians of Florida.
BALL STATE - Ball State shouldn't have any promblems with the ball, but you'll score.
at NOTRE DAME - You'll win this game, because NCAA 07 likes to make ND 1-9 and lose to michigan by 60. Just put in all the 300pd guys and injure the whole team, and you'll win. Techians 16-15.9, because the refs will be distracted by the cheerleaders.
FLORIDA A&M - You'll lose this game by about 80 points.

1-11

Well, I'd rather beat Notre Dame than anyone else, so I'd be happy with that.

Having said that, we're now gonna go 0-12.

Thanks for the reply.

I might try and play a game today.

WRAP

[FieldingBLUE]

at NOTRE DAME - You'll win this game, because NCAA 07 likes to make ND 1-9 and lose to michigan by 60.That's funny. I just finished my 6th season on 07 and ND has lost an aggregate of about 7 games in those 6 seasons, in which the Irish have won 2 national titles. Granted, 3-4 of those losses were to Michigan.

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HB McKinley Massey (left) completes a halfback pass to QB Kyler Mooney (right). Yes, I chose that play. Shut up.

Florida Tech shut out by Kansas State in first game ever, 73-0

MANHATTAN, Kan. (AP) — It took three minutes and thirty-eight seconds for Florida Tech to allow the first points in the history of their team's defense.

It then took 20 minutes and 22 seconds for it to allow 66 more.

The Pirates of Florida Tech fought valiantly in their first game ever but were shut out by Kansas State, 73-0. The man who I said would do well did, as wide receiver Jordy Nelson caught 6 passes for 117 yards and 4 touchdowns in the Wildcats' victory.

Florida Tech's offense wasn't that bad. Compared to other dshban cupcake teams, anyways. Quarterback Kyler Mooney went 11 of 27 for 111 yards with 4 interceptions, although one of those picks was thrown with 4 seconds left in the game on a Hail Mary attempt.

McKinley Massey, the halfback, ran for 29 yards on 15 attempts - more than half of his yards coming on one rush, a 15-yarder. The two impact players on the Pirates' offense, Richard Robinson and Quinton Whitaker, combined for 4 receptions for 66 yards.

On the defensive side of the ball, it was Brian Abrams who stood out. The outside linebacker had 7 tackles, 2 tackles for a loss, 2 sacks and Florida Tech's first ever interception, midway through the second quarter. Isaiah Thomas, the strong safety, had the Pirates' second ever pick a few minutes later.

One thing can be said. Well, many things can be said. But what I will say is that Florida Tech's defense put up a good fight at the start of the game. They only allowed one touchdown in the first quarter, and although the flood gates opened in the second period and 28 points were scored by K-State, the Pirates did grab two interceptions.

We tried, but the loss still occured. This shall be a regular occurence this season, I would think. Things get worse next week when the Pirates stay in Big 12 country and face Texas A&M.

BOX SCORE

1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final
Florida Tech 0 0 0 0 0
Kansas State 7 28 17 21 73


SCORING SUMMARY

K-State 26 yard Pass from Evridge to Nelson - 2:22 1st
K-State 28 yard Run by Clayton - 5:30 2nd
K-State 34 yard Pass from Clayton to Nelson - 4:30 2nd
K-State 18 yard Pass from Evridge to Nelson - 3:07 2nd
K-State 1 yard Pass from Evridge to Norwood - 1:30 2nd
K-State 19 yard Pass from Evridge to Nelson - 4:27 3rd
K-State 33 yard FG by Snodgrass - 2:58 3rd
K-State 32 yard Fumble Return from Mack - 2:47 3rd
K-State 7 yard Run by Webb - 5:01 4th
K-State 2 yard Pass from Webb to Moreira - 3:38 4th
K-State 25 yard Run by Webb - 1:10 4th


TEAM STATISTICS

Florida Tech Kansas State
Score 0 73
First Downs 8 21
Total Offense 133 470
Rushes-Yards 28-17 28-193
Comp-Att-TD 12-28-0 24-31-6
Passing Yards 116 277
Sacked 4 2
3rd Down Conv 1-12 6-10
4th Down Conv 0-1 0-0
2-Pt Conv 0-0 0-0
Redzone-TD-FG 1-0-0 6-4-1
Turnovers 10 3
Fumbles-Lost 9-6 1-1
Intercepted 4 2
PR Yards 11 30
KR Yards 224 25
Total Yards 368 525
Punts-Average 7-35.1 2-36.0
Penalties-Yards 0-0 1-5
T.O.P. 10:56 13:04


Florida Tech INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS

Passing COMP ATT YARDS TD INT
Kyler Mooney 11 27 111 0 4
McKinley Massey 1 1 5 0 0

Rushing ATT YDS TD LONG
McKinley Massey 19 29 0 15
Kyler Mooney 7 -16 0 2
Brett Clark 2 4 0 5

Receiving REC YDS TD LONG
Richard Robinson 3 53 0 23
Aaron Gibson 2 25 0 14
Brent Clark 2 14 0 16
Quinton Whitaker 1 13 0 13
Casey Hicks 1 5 0 5
Chris Holmes 1 5 0 5
Kyler Mooney 1 5 0 5
McKinley Massey 1 -4 0 0
Scott Barclay 0 0 0 0

Blocking PCKS SCKS ALWD
Darrell Dunbar 1 1
Brian Johnston 1 0
Brent Clark 1 0
Richard Robinson 1 0
Justin Busch 0 1

Defensive TKLS SCKS INT
Brian Abrams 7 2 1
Sean Jensen 5 0 0
Patrick Valentine 4 0 0
Cody Moore 4 0 0
Jeremy Ivey 3 0 0
Adrian Tyson 3 0 0
Michael Clifford 3 0 0
Isaiah Thomas 3 0 1
David McPherson 2 0 0
Cedrick Coleman 2 0 0
Mike Overstreet 2 0 0
Bob Wilkins 1 0 0
Casey Hicks 1 0 0
Quinton Whitaker 1 0 0
Scott Barclay 1 0 0
Eric Jackson 1 0 0
Brian Johnston 1 0 0
Brent Clark 1 0 0
Richard Robinson 1 0 0
Aaron Gibson 1 0 0

Kicking Made ATT LONG XP MADE XP ATT
Eric Jackson 0 0 0 0 0

Punting PUNTS YDS LONG T-Bck
Thomas Smith 7 246 39 0

Kick return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD
McKinley Massey 7 147 21.0 28 0
Quinton Whitaker 5 77 15.4 19 0

Punt return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD
McKinley Massey 1 11 11.0 11 0



Kansas State INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS

Passing COMP ATT YARDS TD INT
Allan Evridge 18 24 215 4 2
Thomas Clayton 1 1 34 1 0
Allen Webb 5 6 28 1 0

Rushing ATT YDS TD LONG
Thomas Clayton 7 38 1 28
Allen Webb 5 58 2 25
Allan Evridge 5 33 0 16
Courtney Greer 5 28 0 8
Parrish Fisher 4 27 0 17
Rimmon McNeese 2 9 0 5

Receiving REC YDS TD LONG
Jordy Nelson 6 117 4 34
Rashaad Norwood 6 63 1 25
Jermaine Moreira 4 37 1 15
Thomas Clayton 3 28 0 24
Brett Allstatt 2 7 0 5
Yamon Figurs 2 28 0 16
Parrish Fisher 1 -3 0 0

Blocking PCKS SCKS ALWD
Greg Wafford 4 0
John Hafferty 2 0
Jordy Nelson 2 0
Jermaine Moreira 1 0
Rimmon McNeese 1 0
Caleb Handry 1 0
Rashaad Norwood 0 1

Defensive TKLS SCKS INT
Clayton Cox 6 1 0
Kevin Hollis 6 0 0
Brandon Archer 5 1 0
Maurice Mack 4 0 0
Alphonso Moran 4 0 0
Quintin Echols 3 0 0
Ross Diehl 3 1 1
Reggie Walker 3 0 1
Bryan Baldwin 2 0 0
Yamon Figurs 2 0 0
Toney Coleman 2 0 0
Courtney Herndon 2 0 0
Devin Anderson 2 0 0
Ro Grigsby 2 0 0
Marcus Watts 1 0 1
Zach Diles 1 0 0
Justin McKinney 1 0 1
Greg Gaskins 1 0 0
Kyle Williams 1 0 0
Caleb Handy 1 0 0
Vlad Faustin 1 0 0
Jermaine Moreira 1 0 0
Ian Campbell 1 0 0
Steve Burch 1 1 0
Brandon Balkcom 1 0 0
Val Taylor 1 0 0
Byron Garvin 1 0 0

Kicking Made ATT LONG XP MADE XP ATT
Jeff Snodgrass 1 2 33 10 10

Punting PUNTS YDS LONG T-Bck
Tim Reyer 2 72 39 0

Kick return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD
Yamon Figurs 1 25 25.0 25 0

Punt return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD
Yamon Figurs 4 30 7.5 12 0

[MtneerManiac]

It could have been worse. :D

[Estes]

You almost had them. :\

[dshban]

It could have been worse. :D

Very true. :D

You almost had them. :\

At which point? The start of the game where it was tied, or the opening kickoff where we got it down to about the 28? :p

[Iron Dragon]

You played good in the first quarter, and they turned the ball over 3 times.

At least it wasn't 90-0.

[dshban]

You played good in the first quarter, and they turned the ball over 3 times.

At least it wasn't 90-0.

True dat. Some nice positives to come out of our first game and, indeed, first loss.

[WKUsSledgehammer]

A little late checking in, but I'm here as always, sir! Good luck with the Pirates!

[dshban]

A little late checking in, but I'm here as always, sir! Good luck with the Pirates!

Thanks Sledge. Good to have you reading. :)

[dshban]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/week32006.jpg
Halfback McKinley Massey (left), in the Pirates' alternate uniforms which I like, gets stopped after a surprisingly large (8 yard) gain.
Middle linebacker Patrick Valentine (right) struggles and eventually fails to stop Aggies halfback Courtney Lewis from getting into the endzone.

RESPECTABLE RESULTS
Florida Tech fails to score, but holds TAMU to 63 points in loss

COLLEGE STATION, Tex. (AP) — dshban said that halfback Courtney Lewis would be the player to watch for Texas A&M. So it shall be written, so it shall be done.

The impact halfback Lewis rushed for 150 yards and 4 touchdowns while receiver Kerry Franks had 3 receiving touchdowns (on 3 receptions) along with a punt return touchdown as Texas A&M had a win which wasn't as big as expected, 63-0.

"I'm proud of my boys," said Coach dshban. "I expected to be demolished, by more points than Kansas State beat us, at least - but then we went out and held them, if I can say that, to 63 points. Not bad, fellas."

It is true that the Aggies of Texas A&M only scored 63 points. They only scored 14 points on Florida Tech in the first quarter... and the second... and the third, and the majority of them were on short rushes, so dshban was very happy.

"If we're going to allow 63 points, I'm glad most of it came on the ground," the coach said. "The first half had a 29 yard touchdown pass by the Aggies, and then two 3 yard runs for TD's and a yard run for a touchdown. They actually had to come into the redzone to score! I'm ecstatic!"

Things did get worse in the second half, with three touchdowns with a length of over 50 yards - a 51 yard pass from QB Stephen McGee to WR Kerry Franks, a 51 yard run by HB Courtney Lewis, and a 55 yard run by true frosh HB Michael Goodson.

"I actually know that Goodson kid," said dshban. "I thought he was the starter and not Lewis. Maybe he is, maybe I'm thinking of future seasons. Actually, yeah, I remember him being on 2008 and 2009 Heisman Watch lists, or something like that. Go my memory."

The Aggies also had a 39 yard punt return touchdown by Kerry Franks, who attempted to pick up the punt, muffed it, stopped, picked it up, and then outran the Pirates' special teams to the endzone for a touchdown.

BOX SCORE

1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final
Florida Tech 0 0 0 0 0
Texas A&M 14 14 14 21 63


SCORING SUMMARY

TAMU 29 yard Pass from McGee to Franks - 5:09 1st
TAMU 3 yard Run by Lewis - 2:10 1st
TAMU 1 yard Run by Lewis - 4:06 2nd
TAMU 3 yard Run by Lewis - 1:03 2nd
TAMU 51 yard Pass from McGee to Franks - 4:15 3rd
TAMU 51 yard Run by Lewis - 2:07 3rd
TAMU 39 yard Punt Return from Franks - 5:09 4th
TAMU 6 yard Pass from Branyon to Franks - 3:04 4th
TAMU 55 yard Run by Goodson - 2:12 4th


TEAM STATISTICS

Florida Tech Texas A&M
Score 0 63
First Downs 7 15
Total Offense 130 380
Rushes-Yards 21-12 34-213
Comp-Att-TD 17-37-0 11-16-3
Passing Yards 118 167
Sacked 5 1
3rd Down Conv 3-15 6-10
4th Down Conv 1-5 0-1
2-Pt Conv 0-0 0-0
Redzone-TD-FG 0-0-0 5-4-0
Turnovers 2 1
Fumbles-Lost 1-1 2-0
Intercepted 1 1
PR Yards 3 82
KR Yards 181 19
Total Yards 314 481
Punts-Average 7-28.0 2-42.0
Penalties-Yards 1-5 0-0
T.O.P. 11:40 12:20


http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/FTUBar.jpg Florida Tech INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS

Passing COMP ATT YARDS TD INT
Kyler Mooney 17 37 118 0 1

Rushing ATT YDS TD LONG
McKinley Massey 13 23 0 15
Kyler Mooney 7 -8 0 12
Richard Robinson 1 -3 0 0

Receiving REC YDS TD LONG
Richard Robinson 6 89 0 28
McKinley Massey 4 -5 0 2
Brent Clark 3 5 0 7
Casey Hicks 2 12 0 14
Aaron Gibson 1 8 0 8
Quinton Whitaker 1 9 0 9
Justin Busch 0 0 0 0
Darrell Dunbar 0 0 0 0

Blocking PCKS SCKS ALWD
Justin Busch 1 1
Mike Overstreet 1 0
Richard Robinson 1 0
Reggie Johnson 1 3
Matt Vaughn 0 1

Defensive TKLS SCKS INT
Sean Jensen 7 0 0
Patrick Valentine 7 0 0
Brian Abrams 4 1 0
Bob Wilkins 4 0 0
Ryan Smith 3 0 0
Cedrick Coleman 3 0 0
Adrian Tyson 2 0 1
Cody Moore 2 0 0
David McPherson 2 0 0
Isaiah Thomas 2 0 0
Casey Hicks 2 0 0
McKinley Massey 1 0 0
Quinton Whitaker 1 0 0
Brett Clark 1 0 0
Michael Clifford 1 0 0
Chuck Ryan 1 0 0
Jeremy Ivey 0 0 0

Kicking Made ATT LONG XP MADE XP ATT
Eric Jackson 0 1 0 0 0

Punting PUNTS YDS LONG T-Bck
Thomas Smith 7 196 38 0

Kick return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD
McKinley Massey 6 114 19.0 27 0
Quinton Whitaker 4 67 16.8 20 0

Punt return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD
McKinley Massey 1 3 3.0 3 0



http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/aTmBar.jpg Texas A&M INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS

Passing COMP ATT YARDS TD INT
Stephen McGee 10 15 170 3 1
Ty Branyon 2 2 21 1 0

Rushing ATT YDS TD LONG
Courtney Lewis 24 150 4 51
Michael Goodson 6 65 1 55
Stephen McGee 3 -7 0 1
Chris Alexander 1 5 0 5

Receiving REC YDS TD LONG
Kerry Franks 3 86 3 51
Courtney Lewis 3 19 0 13
Jarrod Johnson 2 19 0 10
Antonio Perry 1 15 0 15
Chris Alexander 1 5 0 5
Chad Schroeder 1 24 1 24
Earvin Taylor 1 23 0 23

Blocking PCKS SCKS ALWD
Alex Kotzur 4 0
Corey Clark 3 0
Kirk Elder 1 0
Chris Yoder 1 0
Cody Wallace 1 0
Chad Schroeder 1 0
Grant Dickey 1 0

Defensive TKLS SCKS INT
Brock Newton 5 0 0
Paul Freeney 5 1 0
Jordan Chambless 4 0 0
Japhus Brown 3 0 0
William Morrisey 3 0 0
Devin Gregg 3 0 0
Marquis Carpenter 3 0 1
Jerrod Johnson 3 0 0
Danny Gorrer 2 0 0
Jason Jack 2 0 0
Murahda Manning 2 0 0
Jarius Neal 2 0 0
Stephen Hodge 2 0 0
Michael Bennett 2 2 0
Earvin Taylor 1 0 0
Jodie Richardson 1 0 0
Mark Dodge 1 0 0
Chevar Bryson 1 0 0
Henry Smith 1 0 0
Chris Harrington 1 0 0
Marques Thornton 1 1 0
Jordan Pugh 1 0 0
Red Bryant 1 1 0

Kicking Made ATT LONG XP MADE XP ATT
Richie Bean 0 0 0 9 9

Punting PUNTS YDS LONG T-Bck
Justin Brantly 2 84 42 0

Kick return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD
Pierre Brown 1 19 19.0 19 0

Punt return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD
Jordan Peterson 2 22 11.0 14 0
Marquis Carpenter 2 21 10.5 13 0
Kerry Franks 1 39 39.0 39 1

[Gatorguy91]

Those alternates are looking purty good.

Nice Loss.

[MtneerManiac]

I think I've spotted your team's biggest problem.

Too many white kids! :p

[Estes]

Uh, um...Good Game ish?

[dshban]

Those alternates are looking purty good.

Nice Loss.

Heh. Thanks Gator. Yeah, I really like my jerseys this time around. And it was a nice loss, if you could say that.

I think I've spotted your team's biggest problem.

Too many white kids! :p

Too many slow white kids! :p This isn't Fisher DeBerry and Air Force. That's Boris3000's dynasty. :D

I chose to be an Academic school. This is the roster it gave me. Make of that what you will. (EA is racist!)

Uh, um...Good Game ish?

Not a bad game, at least. Thanks for reading.

[texacotea]

alts. are nice i will follow this.....keep at it

[dshban]

alts. are nice i will follow this.....keep at it

Thanks. I will.

[Iron Dragon]

Good loss to TAMU, better than last week.

[dshban]

Good loss to TAMU, better than last week.

Indeed.

It's kind of sad that I'm happy with a 'good loss'. :D

[texacotea]

Indeed.

It's kind of sad that I'm happy with a 'good loss'. :D


If a loss like this blows your skirt up just think of what a win will do for ya

[dshban]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/week42006.jpg
CB Stanley Tyson (left) fails to stop a Buffalo touchdown pass.
HB Chad Jackson (right) gets revenge on a Buffalo player by stabbing his arm through the players' throat. Not too sure about that strategy.

BACK TO NORMAL
Florida Tech is still season shut-out after 79-0 loss to Buffalo

BUFFALO, NY. (AP) — When you're facing Buffalo - BUFFALO - and the backups come in before the end of the first half, you know you have a problem.

Sophomore quarterback Drew Willy passed for 6 touchdowns, ran for a touchdown, and then left at the end of the first half to allow his backup Tony Paoli to pass for 3 touchdowns as Buffalo demolished Florida Tech, 79-0.

"So much for making progress after last week's loss to Texas A&M," said Coach dshban in a post-game interview. "Those bastards just kept passing the ball. They were up 69-0 and they were passing in the redzone to try and score again, which they obviously did. Fuckers."

The Pirates coach vowed revenge against the Bulls.

"Mark my words, stupid New York beat writers. (mutters) You and your stupid accents. (normal voice) I will crush Buffalo when I build up Florida Tech." At this point, laughs were heard across the conference room. "What? It's true! I can build up this team!"

"We have no doubt that you can build up this team, Coach," said a reporter. "It's just that we doubt you'll last long enough to do so."

Coach dshban simply replied, "---- you, ------."

So we know how he feels in that department.

Back to the game where... oh, screw it. What is there to say? They dominated us. Next week is the Florida Tech home opener though, as the Panthers take on Rice. We have a shot the- what am I saying, we're never going to win.

BOX SCORE

1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final
Florida Tech 0 0 0 0 0
Buffalo 28 21 20 10 79


SCORING SUMMARY

Buff 42 yard Pass from Willy to Hamlin - 5:28 1st
Buff 34 yard Pass from Willy to Upshaw - 4:55 1st
Buff 10 yard Pass from Willy to Wallace - 3:00 1st
Buff 11 yard Pass from Willy to King - 0:10 1st
Buff 11 yard Pass from Willy to Wallace - 4:48 2nd
Buff 53 yard Pass from Willy to Wallace - 2:42 2nd
Buff 6 yard Run by Willy - 1:29 2nd
Buff 34 yard FG by McGroarty - 5:25 3rd
Buff 57 yard Pass from Paoli to Watson - 4:06 3rd
Buff 47 yard Pass from Paoli to Kisabeth - 2:27 3rd
Buff 38 yard FG by McGroarty - 0:08 3rd
Buff 17 yard Pass from Paoli to Jackson - 5:06 4th
Buff 28 yard FG by McGroarty - 3:05 4th


TEAM STATISTICS

Florida Tech Buffalo
Score 0 79
First Downs 4 29
Total Offense 55 636
Rushes-Yards 21-(-11) 19-93
Comp-Att-TD 9-24-0 31-49-9
Passing Yards 66 543
Sacked 5 1
3rd Down Conv 0-12 9-12
4th Down Conv 1-2 0-0
2-Pt Conv 0-0 0-0
Redzone-TD-FG 0-0-0 8-5-2
Turnovers 4 0
Fumbles-Lost 1-1 0-0
Intercepted 3 0
PR Yards 0 7
KR Yards 245 16
Total Yards 300 659
Punts-Average 9-31.9 0-0.0
Penalties-Yards 0-0 1-15
T.O.P. 10:04 13:56


http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/FTUBar.jpg Florida Tech INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS

Passing COMP ATT YARDS TD INT
Kyler Mooney 9 24 66 0 3

Rushing ATT YDS TD LONG
McKinley Massey 10 10 0 9
Kyler Mooney 7 -22 0 1
Brent Clark 4 1 0 2

Receiving REC YDS TD LONG
Brent Clark 3 32 0 17
McKinley Massey 2 -5 0 1
Richard Robinson 1 14 0 14
Scott Barclay 1 5 0 5
Quinton Whitaker 1 5 0 5
Aaron Gibson 1 15 0 15

Blocking PCKS SCKS ALWD
Casey Hicks 2 0
Mike Overstreet 2 0
Justin Busch 1 1
Matt Vaughn 1 2
Darrell Dunbar 0 1

Defensive TKLS SCKS INT
Isaiah Thomas 8 0 0
Patrick Valentine 7 1 0
Sean Jensen 6 0 0
Michael Clifford 4 0 0
Paul Ewing 3 0 0
Cedrick Coleman 2 0 0
Adrian Tyson 2 0 0
Jeremy Ivey 2 0 0
Bob Wilkins 2 0 0
Casey Hicks 1 0 0
David McPherson 1 0 0
Matt Vaughn 1 0 0
Ryan Smith 1 0 0
McKinley Massey 1 0 0
Chad Jackson 1 0 0
Brian Abrams 0 0 0

Kicking Made ATT LONG XP MADE XP ATT
Eric Jackson 0 0 0 0 0

Punting PUNTS YDS LONG T-Bck
Thomas Smith 9 287 39 0

Kick return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD
Quinton Whitaker 8 128 16.0 20 0
McKinley Massey 6 117 19.5 22 0

Punt return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/BKhan35/CollegeBars/BuffaloBar.jpg Buffalo INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS

Passing COMP ATT YARDS TD INT
Drew Willy 15 27 293 6 0
Tony Paoli 16 22 250 3 0

Rushing ATT YDS TD LONG
Jared Patterson 7 24 0 7
Steven King 6 51 0 15
Ekeh Ibekweh 4 18 0 6
Drew Willy 1 6 1 6
Tony Paoli 1 -6 0 0

Receiving REC YDS TD LONG
Chad Upshaw 4 80 1 34
Terrance Breaux 4 48 0 22
Brian Watson 4 91 1 57
Evan Wallace 4 85 3 53
Brett Hamlin 3 81 1 42
Bryan Kisabeth 3 75 1 47
Steven King 2 8 1 11
Ekeh Ibekweh 2 10 0 8
Ernest Jackson 1 17 1 17
Jared Patterson 1 5 0 5
DeSean Larmond 1 3 0 3
Robert Yealu 1 23 0 23
FB #32 1 17 0 17

Blocking PCKS SCKS ALWD
Gerry Weissinger 3 0
Ray Norell 3 0
Jon Geddes 2 0
Brian Watson 1 0
Terrance Breaux 1 0
Matt Bacoulis 1 0
Chris Lauzze 1 0
Jon Burgio 1 0
Jeff Niedermier 1 0
Travis Coughlin 1 0
Drew Willy 1 0
Kevin Richardson 1 1
Jared Patterson 1 0
Bryan Kisabeth 1 0

Defensive TKLS SCKS INT
Ronald Sears 3 0 2
Ted Rene 3 1 0
Jesse Imes 3 0 0
Ronald Hillaire 3 1 0
Jamal Chisam 2 0 0
LaRon Haymore 2 0 0
Ollice Ervin 2 0 0
Ramon Guzman 2 0 0
Ernest Jackson 2 0 0
Todd Robertson 2 0 0
Mike Thompson 2 0 0
Alex Pierre 2 0 0
Gary Rice 2 0 0
Karemm Byrom 2 0 0
Andrae Smith 2 1 0
Brian Watson 2 0 0
Dane Robinson 2 2 0
Terrance Breaux 1 0 0
Mario Henry 1 0 0
James Vann 1 0 0
Jeff Bublavi 1 0 1
Gerald Jackson 1 0 0

Kicking Made ATT LONG XP MADE XP ATT
Gerry McGroarty 3 3 38 10 10

Punting PUNTS YDS LONG T-Bck

Kick return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD
Jesse Imes 1 16 16.0 16 0

Punt return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD
Gary Rice 2 7 3.5 4 0

[Gatorguy91]

Damn. That F'in sucks.

[Iron Dragon]

Oh, bad loss this week. Worse than TAMU..

[texacotea]

well well some harsh language in the post conf. tough loss you may get A win

[MtneerManiac]

Coach dshban simply replied, "Fuck you, cuntie." [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

[dshban]

Damn. That F'in sucks.
Oh, bad loss this week. Worse than TAMU..

I know, that was pretty crap. Oh well, things can only get better.

Right?

well well some harsh language in the post conf. tough loss you may get A win

Yeah, the coach was a bit angry. Not angry enough to speak in the third person, as I just did, but... what point am I trying to make here? Hmm. Doesn't matter. Thanks for reading.

Coach dshban simply replied, "Fuck you, cuntie." [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

I can at least try and make things humorous when I lose. Hey, what can I say, I'm Australian. We say these things. :p

[dshban]

INJURY ALERT

FLAMINGO, FL. (AP) -- Impact player and sophomore cornerback Adrian Tyson of the Florida Tech Pirates has been injured during the Pirates' game against the Rice Owls.

Tyson suffered a broken wrist in the 2nd quarter and will be out for up to 9 weeks.

When asked for comment, Coach dshban said, "Fuck."

[dshban]

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/week52006.jpg
Rice cornerback Brandon King (left) grabs an interception which he returned for the first touchdown of the game.
Florida Tech strong safety Isaiah Thomas (right) had 9 tackles today in a team-leading performance. He also coached the Knicks to another loss.

NOT VICTORS, BUT VALIANT
Florida Tech still hasn't scored, but they only allowed 30 points in loss

FLAMINGO, FL. (AP) — An injury to star cornerback Adrian Tyson soured what was a brilliant effort by the Pirates as they lost to Rice, 30-0, in their home opener.

Rice's strategy of running down the clock and then handing it off to impact halfback Quinton Smith for 6 yards got them the win, but also gave Florida Tech what will probably end up being their best defensive effort of the year, not counting their game against Florida A&M at the end of the season.

"I was astonished at the scoreline," said Coach dshban in a post-game interview. We allowed only 3 points in the first quarter, and only one offensive touchdown in the first half! Wooooooooo!"

Yes, the Owls only scored 3 points in the first quarter. They would have scored more if kicker Luke Juist (56 OVR) hadn't missed a 33 yard attempt at the end of the period.

"What confused me was that Juist was kicking at all," dshban said. "You have an impact punter in Jared Scruggs who is 97 OVR, and he gets to punt twice while Juist - who is worse than our kicker, amazingly - has 4 field goal attempts? Hello, logic?"

Yes, it didn't make a lot of sense, but who's complaining? I'm not, I presume you're not, and the game isn't because it can't. So there.

Both teams passed rather poorly. Florida Tech's crapness was to be expected - 62 OVR Kyler Mooney went 7 of 22 for 33 yards, with 2 interceptions. But 78 OVR Chase Clement puzzled the fans in attendance with a 7 of 16, 100 yard, 1 touchdown performance. I mean, he did rush for 19 yards, and Rice isn't exactly renowned for its passing, but what happened here?

The crap passing from the Owls becomes even more befuddling after impact CB Adrian Tyson of Florida Tech was injured in the second quarter. Tyson broke his wrist, and will be out for 9 weeks.

BOX SCORE

1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final
Rice 3 17 3 7 30
Florida Tech 0 0 0 0 0


SCORING SUMMARY

Rice 21 yard FG by Juist - 2:40 1st
Rice 33 yard FG by Juist - 2:31 2nd
Rice 28 yard INT Return from King - 2:22 2nd
Rice 29 yard Pass from Clement to Moss - 0:15 2nd
Rice 28 yard FG by Juist - 2:25 3rd
Rice 12 yard Run by Smith - 4:36 4th


TEAM STATISTICS

Rice Florida Tech
Score 30 0
First Downs 17 2
Total Offense 306 29
Rushes-Yards 44-198 16-(-11)
Comp-Att-TD 8-17-1 8-24-0
Passing Yards 108 40
Sacked 4 5
3rd Down Conv 4-13 1-11
4th Down Conv 1-3 0-2
2-Pt Conv 0-0 0-0
Redzone-TD-FG 5-1-3 0-0-0
Turnovers 0 2
Fumbles-Lost 2-0 0-0
Intercepted 0 2
PR Yards 3 0
KR Yards 18 91
Total Yards 327 120
Punts-Average 2-48.0 7-27.3
Penalties-Yards 0-0 0-0
T.O.P. 16:19 07:41


http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u281/dshban007/FTUBar.jpg Florida Tech INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS

Passing COMP ATT YARDS TD INT
Kyler Mooney 7 22 33 0 2
Nick Morris 1 2 7 0 0

Rushing ATT YDS TD LONG
McKinley Massey 8 17 0 6
Kyler Mooney 5 -29 0 0
Brent Clark 3 1 0 3

Receiving REC YDS TD LONG
Brent Clark 3 3 0 7
Richard Robinson 2 25 0 13
Casey Hicks 2 11 0 6
Aaron Gibson 1 1 0 1

Blocking PCKS SCKS ALWD
Aaron Gibson 1 0
Richard Robinson 1 0
Darrell Dunbar 1 1
Matt Vaughn 0 1
Brian Johnston 0 1

Defensive TKLS SCKS INT
Isaiah Thomas 9 0 0
Patrick Valentine 7 1 0
Jeremy Ivey 6 1 0
Bob Wilkins 5 0 0
Ryan Smith 5 1 0
Brian Abrams 4 0 0
David McPherson 4 0 0
Cedrick Coleman 3 1 0
Michael Clifford 3 0 0
Sean Jensen 2 0 0
Ian Henry 1 0 0
Paul Ewing 1 0 0
Lee Clemens 1 0 0
Cody Moore 1 0 0
Adrian Tyson 1 0 0
Chuck Ryan 0 0 0

Kicking Made ATT LONG XP MADE XP ATT
Eric Jackson 0 0 0 0 0

Punting PUNTS YDS LONG T-Bck
Thomas Smith 7 191 57 0

Kick return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD
Quinton Whitaker 5 63 12.6 15 0
McKinley Massey 2 28 14.0 14 0

Punt return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/BKhan35/CollegeBars/RiceBar.jpg Rice INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS

Passing COMP ATT YARDS TD INT
Chase Clement 7 16 100 1 0
Quinton Smith 1 1 8 0 0

Rushing ATT YDS TD LONG
Quinton Smith 25 151 1 19
Chase Clement 8 19 0 14
Tommy Henderson 7 27 0 15
John Shepard 2 -3 0 0
Mike Falco 1 2 0 2
Trey Hopson 1 2 0 2

Receiving REC YDS TD LONG
Will Moss 4 66 1 29
Jarrett Dillard 2 32 0 22
Gary Anderson 2 10 0 8
Dustin Hufsey 0 0 0 0
Josh Welch 0 0 0 0

Blocking PCKS SCKS ALWD
Rolf Krueger 4 2
Austin Wilkinson 3 0
Quinton Smith 2 0
Gary Anderson 2 0
Will Moss 1 0
Robby Heos 0 1

Defensive TKLS SCKS INT
Chad Price 6 2 0
Carl Taylor 5 1 0
Marcus Rucker 3 0 0
Ja'Corey Shepard 3 0 0
Brian Raines 2 0 0
Bencil Smith 2 1 1
Bubba Heard 2 0 0
Brandon King 1 0 1
Andrey Downs 1 0 0
William Wood 1 0 0
Jon Turner 1 1 0
Dustin Hufsey 1 0 0
George Chukwu 1 0 0
Ahmad Sweeney 1 0 0
Dietrich Davis 0 0 0
Vernon James 0 0 0

Kicking Made ATT LONG XP MADE XP ATT
Luke Juist 3 4 33 3 3

Punting PUNTS YDS LONG T-Bck
Jared Scruggs 2 96 49 2

Kick return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD
Brandon King 1 18 18.0 18 0

Punt return Returns YDS AVG LONG TD
Brandon King 1 3 3.0 3 0
Ja'Corey Shepard 1 0 0.0 0 0

[Iron Dragon]

Yay for a good loss. :)

[texacotea]

just 30 this time things are looking up

[MtneerManiac]

I'm sensing only 21 next game. :D

[dshban]

Yay for a good loss. :)
just 30 this time things are looking up
I'm sensing only 21 next game. :D

I know! Only 30 points! WOOOOOOOO! :)