Cory
12-05-2005, 06:29 PM
Somewhere in the United States of America...
1:00 PM - This was another typical saturday afternoon for Haywood Hopkins, waking up past 12 and having no recollection of what he did the prior night. He sat up on his bed and looked around his room to make sure he was actually in his own apartment. Sure enough, he was in his apartment, so he walked out in his bathrobe to cook himself a hangover omelet. He walked outside and was suddenly blinded by the nuisance known as the sun, but that didn't stop him from collecting the two weeks worth of newspaper and mail he forgot to pick up. He threw the mail on the counter and began sorting through the bills, letters, and magazines. One letter, however, jumped out at him...
FREE BOOZE.
RICHMOND, KENTUCKY.
KEGS, DRUGS, EASY WOMEN.
5:00 PM. SATURDAY.
521 Lancaster Avenue :: Richmond, KY 40475
Haywood instantly got giddy at the thought of going, but he still had the problem of actually getting there. Conventiently, he was at his residence in Tennessee, so the trip would not be that difficult. He thought about the fact that he hasn't ever heard of Richmond, Kentucky, but that didn't matter to Haywood. Fresh off of being fired from Ball Sate, he needed some time and some alcohol to remediate the issues caused by his lack of employment. He took a quick shower, grabbed a drink and some snacks and walked to his car. He hit the open road around 2:00 PM, setting out to take Richmond by storm.
To be continued...no seriously, this one will actually continued.
1:00 PM - This was another typical saturday afternoon for Haywood Hopkins, waking up past 12 and having no recollection of what he did the prior night. He sat up on his bed and looked around his room to make sure he was actually in his own apartment. Sure enough, he was in his apartment, so he walked out in his bathrobe to cook himself a hangover omelet. He walked outside and was suddenly blinded by the nuisance known as the sun, but that didn't stop him from collecting the two weeks worth of newspaper and mail he forgot to pick up. He threw the mail on the counter and began sorting through the bills, letters, and magazines. One letter, however, jumped out at him...
FREE BOOZE.
RICHMOND, KENTUCKY.
KEGS, DRUGS, EASY WOMEN.
5:00 PM. SATURDAY.
521 Lancaster Avenue :: Richmond, KY 40475
Haywood instantly got giddy at the thought of going, but he still had the problem of actually getting there. Conventiently, he was at his residence in Tennessee, so the trip would not be that difficult. He thought about the fact that he hasn't ever heard of Richmond, Kentucky, but that didn't matter to Haywood. Fresh off of being fired from Ball Sate, he needed some time and some alcohol to remediate the issues caused by his lack of employment. He took a quick shower, grabbed a drink and some snacks and walked to his car. He hit the open road around 2:00 PM, setting out to take Richmond by storm.
To be continued...no seriously, this one will actually continued.