Wufpack's OT dynasty

[Wufpack]

Average College Football Game Shortened
Due to staggering statistics of fans leaving early during the game, the NCAA has to converted the average game to the standard Overtime system

When asked if he was nuts, Mr. Chairman simply replied "No."

After long discussion of the issue of fans leaving games early, the NCAA committee had reached a medium -- convert the game to the Overtime system.

"With going by the Overtime system, every game is close and exciting" said Todd Philip Warner, commisioner of the SEC. "Fans can now watch attentive to every game, there's more of a chance that his/her team can either pull off the upset or upset themselves."

For some random foreigner's opinion, our reporters met up with Al-Jaggurah Matzuicide, potential liker of college football. "Game widoutt tiyime limeit make Al-Jag sadden pantz", he responded.

Of course other commisioners were doubters, especially John Swofford of the ACC. "This is fucking bullshit, how the hell will Caroli- uh...the ACC get to many bowl games?". After our correspondent replied with 'Because you have more talent' Swofford simply shouted "WAIT TIL BASKETBALL SEASON!!!"

Another thing to take into consideration is for an extremely competitive game going into mutiple periods. With too many, can fans lose interest? Registerred voter and A.D.H.D. victim Brock Slalan thinks so.

"I just don't think I can maintain focus with the teams going back and foorrr- is that the Ice Cream truck?" in which Slalan proceded to run after it with drool slobbering down him.

The conclusion is this - with new Heisman contenders, more chances of upsets, and less stats on the sheet, college football can and will be atleast 5.43% more entertaining than the past.

[Hachiko]

Hilarious. Keep this up. I'm keeping tabs.

[Wufpack]

Origin: Part 1

A man on his couch quickly woke up at the early morning time of 3:47 am to see there was a game still on. Not football, anyway. It was some rugby championship between the Parramatta Eels and the Vaw Tech Dumplings. It was 9-8 before the man quickly turned off the TV and went into the bathroom. He started plucking his eyebrows until the mirror disapated into a vortex. Read the previous sentence 3 more times for comprehension. The man was quickly sucked in.

Twelve hours later. The man woke up on his carpet and quickly spit up some of that clam chowder he had the night before. Then the lamp started talking to him. "The Overtime system...the overtime system..." it muttered back and forth. A saw flew through the air and formed the letters on the ceiling O-V-E-R-T-I-M-E. The man screamed in disbelief...before he blacked out again.

Another twelve hours. This time he was back on his couch, 3:47 am, with the same rugby match on. Only difference, there was a man in the room.

Crazy Man: Coach Bunting! It is I, Willie Parker!

Bunting: A-wha-wha-whhaatttt!?

Willie Parker: Willie Parker. I was a runningback for Carolina that never developed. I'm now currently kicking ass with the Pittsburgh Steelers coached by an NC STATE grad.

Bunting: I'm hearing things. Sleepy-time John.

Willie: You fucking douche, listen to me! I have come to you because a great spirit has told me something. For the good of all college football, you must switch to only Overtime play.

Bunting: Willie, the fact you got in my house without a key is fucking creepy in the first place. So maybe you should step out and come bac-

Willie: You stupid oaf, the door was unlocked. You're lucky it was me instead of Isaiah Thomas.

Bunting: Good point. Overtime system...eh? Yeah, that's a good idea. I can hardly coach an entire game without me thinking about how many times I've had sex in the last month. Of course my prostate is up, so I take that into consideration but sometimes and and the misses like to go for a two-fer or swing aroun-

Willie: Ew...sick! Can you just like, tell the NCAA the proposal or something? I don't look forward to prostate exams...

Bunting: Well you see the doctor will stick their pointer finger right up your butthole and feel for-

Willie: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

End of Origin: Part 1

[Wufpack]

First Week Uneventful
ASU wins against Temple in 1 period 3-0, record low ratings

When ABC commentator Keith Jackson commented on the first game of the system of play in College Football, Jackson simply put "If Elton John had a gay lover, the new college football system would be it."

After many tuning to see an exciting game the #19 Arizona State Sun Devils won 3-0 over the lowly Temple Owls. Sounds close, right? Sounded.

Temple first held ASU to a field goal and with a potential upset viewers watched, but Temple was intercepted on the first play. They all had watched the 2 hour pre-game show leading up to this game.

ABC received complaints off the hook about the short time span and the lack of luster to the game. Even the FCC got complaints about this game by perverts. This message was recorded:

FCC Operator: This is the FCC, what indecent shi...'ite muslim have you encountered today

Vasquez Romano: Ok, every Saturday I usually get my penis hard to college football. But the game I saw today was so obscene that I had to cancel my appointment with the Catholic Priest for a circumcision.

FCC Operator: Uh...sir...we only report indecent shi...'ite muslim that was actually on TV, not in your pants.

Vasquez Romano: But this game was obscene! It was the biggest goof of a game that God ever crapped out.

FCC Operator: Your complaint is being looked at. Good day.

Vasquez: I'm not done!

FCC Operator: Lunch break, biotch! (hang up)

Another recent rumor in the story, with the overwhelming complaints to the FCC, ABC's broadcasting of sports may be in question. Future developments are sure to happen or something. I forgot to take my Zoloft...ugh...

[Wufpack]

bumped for the adding of the origin of the ot system part 1. It'll be some random storyline for ya here and there.

[WhoUTestin]

I love the concept.

[KingFiz]

Crazy Man: Coach Bunting! It is I, Willie Parker!

Bunting: A-wha-wha-whhaatttt!?

Willie Parker: Willie Parker. I was a runningback for Carolina that never developed. I'm now currently kicking ass with the Pittsburgh Steelers coached by an NC STATE grad.



Love how you brought Fast Willie into the story...keep it up.

MOD EDIT: Trying to cut back on long qoutes.

[Hachiko]

Hilarious. Overtime. I'll keep tabs on this one, Mr. Wuf.

[Wufpack]

9/1/05 - Dawn of a New Beginning

After a shitty ASU-Temple turnout, College Football looks to other teams to get their blood flowing. This Thursday kickoff to the season had some interesting matchups.

Eastern Michigan 6 (OT)
Cincinnati 3

Cincinnati sucks. Period.

Oregon 22 (3OT)
Houston 14

Well played game! A semi-thriller but with the well-oiled machine known as Clemens, Houston would come up short.

William & Mary 0
Marshall 3 (OT)

Pretty much the standard game. 1-AA team doesn't get shit, 1-A team tacks on field goal to get it over with.

Minnesota 14 (2OT)
Tulsa 7

Maroney was too good for the Golden Hurricanes.

Buffalo 3
UConn 6 (OT)

Rivalry game goes in favor of the Huskies.

Northwestern State 3 (OT)
UL-Monroe 0

1-AA upset #1. This one happened in real life, so no one is really giving too much though.

Idaho 7
Washington State 14 (2OT)

Jerome Harrison has got skiillllzzzz.

Vanderbilt 3 (OT)
Wake Forest 0

Cutler's Cats win.

Western Illinois 13 (2OT)
Toledo 10

Whoa baby! Coach Tough wins in his first game! Toledo probably needs to work on their defense, 1AA upset #2.

Central Florida 0
South Carolina 3 (OT)

Spurrier wins first game, standard.

9/2/05 - The Game No one Will Watch, High School Football is On

Indiana 10 (2OT)
Central Michigan 7

CMU gives them a run by Indiana stouts with a Big Ten defense.

Arizona 0
Utah 7 (OT)

Utah wins their first game post-Urban Meyer. Mike Stoops is putting the noose on right now.




Wacky 2 days, eh? After all these games, the Gameday Crew will preview Saturday and Sunday's games as they are live in Tallahasee, Florida for #11 Miami at #5 Florida State.

Friday Night Gameday

Chris: Hi and welcome to Friday Night College Gameday, a new hour-long show coming on the night before to get you revved up for the weekend. There were some games last night and tonight and you guys got to see the new OT system of play. What are your impressions?

Corso: I tell ya (whistles) this is gonna be a great new thing for college football! It attract new people to the game and it keeps our blood flowin' (whistles) ain't that awesome, Kirk?

Herbstreit: Take your Ritalin, old man. College Football used to be a game of field position, now its a game of whose defense doesn't completely fuck up. And season ticket holders paying full price for a game that could last as little as 30 seconds? That's unfair and the NCAA needs to do some re-evaluating.

Corso: Look Kirk (whistles) the fact of the matter is, people watch high scoring games. With every game having the chance of that no wonder the new OT system deserves a 'yo' x2.

Herbstreit: How many knobs did you fondle this morning!? Half the games are gonna be over by the first period of play anyway! And there's always a chance those type of games aren't televised anyway...of course now every game is since they last after 5 minutes maximum.

Chris: Don't you think you're being a little too harsh on the OT system, we've only seen the first few games.

Herbstreit: Why the hell should I listen to you!? You probably took it up the ass from Trev Alberts last night anyway, his balls taste real good, don't it? And Corso, you're the biggest biggoty bitch I know. Built by the Home Depot? Fuck, this set is made out of cardboard! And cameraman, turn the fucking camera off! SHUT IT THE FUCK OFF!!! SHUT IT THE FUC-

(Camera is smashed in, ESPN has 'technical difficulties', now its 20 minutes later)

Chris: Welcome back to Friday Night Gameday, I'm Chris Fowler and I'm here along with Lee Corso and Rocket Ismail'. Rocket, You talked with Reggie Bush, correct?

Rocket: YES I DID AND HE SAID HE WAS REALLY EXCITED TO PLAY WITH AND STUFF YEAH. GO IRISH.

Chris: Shit, this isn't good...

[Mandibal]

Good idea. I didn't even know you could play just OT. Crazy idea for a dynasty.:)

[FieldingBLUE]

LOL @ Herbstreit/Corso and the gang. Rocket...typical. :)

[Wufpack]

LOL @ Herbstreit/Corso and the gang. Rocket...typical. :)

Well I try to emulate what they act like in my twisted world. Chris informs, Corso speaks in fragments while whistling, Herbstreit looks strange at Corso and makes a comment, Rocket talks loud and a big homer. Only bad thing about Rocket is that he's been replaced with Nick Lachey...what..the...fuck.

And Mandibal, on last year's version I wanted to play a real quick game before I left for something, so I looked at 1 minute and 2 minute and went down to "Overtime". I thought playing only overtime was pretty cool. Then I decided I thought could make a dynasty that I could keep doing for awhile and thought this would work out pretty well.

[Madcat]

This is great stuff, Wufpack. I honestly hope you stick with it. Did you happen to mention what team/teams you're actually controlling? Will there be any recruiting at the end or what?

[Hachiko]

Keep at it, Wuf.

[Wufpack]

This is great stuff, Wufpack. I honestly hope you stick with it. Did you happen to mention what team/teams you're actually controlling? Will there be any recruiting at the end or what?

I put my user team as NC State but I'm honestly playing every game. It doesn't take that long and for some reason I've had a great craving for '06 lately. You guys are lucky College Hoops 2k6 has been delayed to the 30th, it was suppose to come out the 7th, I'd probably be playing that most of the time.

[Wufpack]

<big rant was here, replace with an origin page sometime i guess>

[Wufpack]

I plan to start this back. I've been fiddling around with NCAA.

[WhoUTestin]

I'll believe it when I see it.

[Wufpack]

I'll believe it when I see it.

Doubting the master!? Well I'll prove you...right. Because I'm still wondering if I have the time to get it goin'.