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Mandibal
10-27-2005, 11:27 PM
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I once played wide receiva' fo' de Samfo'd Bulldogs and still hold da damn farms carea' touchwaaay down reco'd. ah' won de Billyetnikoff Award fo' Best Receiva' in 2013 and wuz robbed uh de Heisman dat same year cuz' I's gots'ta be some black joker who raps his mind. Suddenly ah' find mah'self in de year 2005, coachin' some division III farm in division 1-A ball. But dat's not all; de landscape uh college ball gots drastically changed. In place uh tradishunal powercribs likes Ohio State, Alabama, Michigan and Soudern Cal is division 1-AA teams likes Yungstown State, Geo'gia Soudern, Montana and Gramblin' State. Nodin' be as it should be. Mah' name be Billy Joe Lee and dis be my sto'y.... Slap mah fro!

-- from "Slap Mah Fro One Mo'e Time!" the memoirs of Billy Joe Lee
Madcat
10-27-2005, 11:43 PM
Oh...my...gawd. [laugh] Never saw that coming!

EDIT: And it takes a second look to really appreciate that pic!
kevattac
10-28-2005, 01:21 AM
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I once played wide receiva' fo' de Samfo'd Bulldogs and still hold da damn farms carea' touchwaaay down reco'd. ah' won de Billyetnikoff Award fo' Best Receiva' in 2013 and wuz robbed uh de Heisman dat same year cuz' I's gots'ta be some black joker who raps his mind. Suddenly ah' find mah'self in de year 2005, coachin' some division III farm in division 1-A ball. But dat's not all; de landscape uh college ball gots drastically changed. In place uh tradishunal powercribs likes Ohio State, Alabama, Michigan and Soudern Cal is division 1-AA teams likes Yungstown State, Geo'gia Soudern, Montana and Gramblin' State. Nodin' be as it should be. Mah' name be Billy Joe Lee and dis be my sto'y.... Slap mah fro!

-- from "Slap Mah Fro One Mo'e Time!" the memoirs of Billy Joe Lee


Good call, wasn't this the team that upset some team that had the longest streak of somthing[cool] ? Sorry to be general, but I sware I saw this on Sportcenter.
GoBeavs34
10-28-2005, 02:49 AM
excellent, i was just starting to wonder if you were going to make a dynasty report for your d-1aa dynasty. good luck and i hope this is continues for a while
BigShan05
10-28-2005, 04:35 AM
Good call, wasn't this the team that upset some team that had the longest streak of somthing[cool] ? Sorry to be general, but I sware I saw this on Sportcenter.
idk if ur just messin around or your serious, but ill answer anyways. they upset mount union who had a 110 game winning streak. The reason i cant tell if your kidding or serious is because its 4:34am and i cant sleep yet i wanna, i swear im insomniac.(sp?)
FieldingBLUE
10-28-2005, 06:54 AM
When I saw Ohio Northern in your Division 1-AA pack, I thought, hmmm, what's he up to? But the Billy Joe angle, too? Very nice. [laugh]
Mandibal
10-28-2005, 09:06 AM
Oh...my...gawd. [laugh] Never saw that coming!

EDIT: And it takes a second look to really appreciate that pic!
I was reading through the Samford B-dogs thread looking for something else when I found the Seniors post for BJL and thought....hhhhmmmmmmmmm :D


Good call, wasn't this the team that upset some team that had the longest streak of somthing ? Sorry to be general, but I sware I saw this on Sportcenter.

Yep, as BigShan said they broke Mount Unions winning streak. They also are like an hour from my home town and a few people I went to high school with went there so I figured they would be a good created team for this D1-AA dynasty.


excellent, i was just starting to wonder if you were going to make a dynasty report for your d-1aa dynasty. good luck and i hope this is continues for a while

That was one of my motivations. I was playing a practice game with YSU and Southern Illinois and had a lot of fun so I looked up that stuff you guys had posted way back when then went from there.


When I saw Ohio Northern in your Division 1-AA pack, I thought, hmmm, what's he up to? But the Billy Joe angle, too? Very nice.

Thanks Fields...I'm hoping BJL will get the ol creative juices flowing again. Funny but I've been considering ONU for a while now and while I knew that Mount Union's streak had ended I wasn't aware it was ONU that had ended it so when I was researching their uni's for create-a-team I saw that is was indeed the P-Bears. I guess it's fitting they get their own dynasty thread now. :)

Thanks for checking in everyone. If you're not familiar with Billy Joe Lee then check out Madcat's Samford Bulldog College Football Dynasty.
Mandibal
10-28-2005, 07:27 PM
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The sun shines bright and hot on the practice field. A group of players stands huddled together speculating about their new head coach. A tall athletic man strolls across the field and the players fall quiet. Almost as one the players heads tilt up as the former wide receiver stops in front of them.

Billy Joe Lee: Whut de hell is you lookin' at! Right on!

#59: Sir, that is the largest Afro I've ever seen!

Billy Joe Lee: Whut in de hell dun did ya' say?

#82: He said that's a huge Fro' sir!

Billy Joe Lee: Who said dat?

#82: That was me sir?

Billy Joe Lee: Who? ah' duzn't gots time fo' games, show yo' damn self! Right on!

#82: Down here sir....

Billy Joe Lee: Holy shit! Right on! Yo' one sho't honky! Right on! Why is you wearin' dat numba' kid. Da's some wide receivers numba' boy. Slap mah fro!

#82: But I am a wide receiver sir.

Billy Joe Lee: Hell no! Right on! Youse some midget. Man!..o' maybe some dwarf o' sump'n but ya' ain't no wide receiver. Ah be baaad...

Billy Joe Lee: Okay. Slap mah fro!..everyone fo'm groups by posishun. QB's upside dere, HB's upside dere......Linebackers upside dere....woah, woah, woah! Right on! Where da damn hell ya' dink yo' goin' son?

#93: Uhhhh...I'm uh linebacker coach. Jermaine Brown...middle linebacker.

Billy Joe Lee: Son, dat dere numba' is some defense linemans number. Ah be baaad... No lineback on mah' team be where da damn #93. Whut in de hell be goin' on here. You's #98? Youse t'scrawny t'be some lineman so's I guess youse some linebacka' too?

#98: Yeah coach, Chris Vincent, outside linebacker.

Billy Joe Lee: Oh boy. Slap mah fro!..we's in trouble. You's jokers kin't even dig de right numbers on yo' backs....how de hell is we supposed t'be winnin' games? I'm Billy Joe Lee and we's not about t'start da damn season wid dis kind'a mess! Right on!

Music fills the air (http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/multimedia/rikki.mid) and Billy Joe Lee begins dancing around. The players also start dancing in a choreographed dance number while Billy Joe Lee begins to sing:

Billy Joe Lee:
Jermain youse gonna lose dat number
I plum wanna call ya' sump'n else
Send it off in some letta' to yo'self
Jermain youse gonna lose dat number
It’s de only one ya' own
You's might use it if ya' feel better
When ya' dig crib

#93 Jermaine Brown:
I have a friend in town, he’s heard your name
We can go out driving on slow hand row
We could stay inside and play football games, I don’t know
And you could have a change of heart

Billy Joe Lee:
Jermain youse gonna lose dat number
I plum wanna call ya' sump'n else
Send it off in some letta' to yo'self
Jermain youse gonna lose dat number
It’s de only one ya' own
You's might use it if ya' feel better
When ya' dig crib



-- from "Slap Mah Fro: The Musical" featuring Jaleel White as Billy Joe Lee


2005 Ohio Nothern Roster

# Name YR POS HGT, WGT Hometown
34 Patrick Alexander JR FS 6-2, 190 Washington, OH
67 Nate Allen SO LG 6-4, 306 Aurora, OH
42 Maurice Alvarez SO MLB 6-2, 215 Wooster, OH
30 Rudy Blenker JR K 5-10, 208 Maderia, OH
69 Dwayne Brashers SO LG 6-4, 305 Madeira, OH
93 Jermaine Brown JR MLB 6-1, 225 Stow, OH
47 Steve Brown SO HB 5-10, 205 North College Hill, OH
10 Eric Bryant SO CB 5-9, 180 Urbana, OH
46 Matt Burke FR CB 5-11, 175 Miamisburg, OH
83 Matt Burton FR WR 6-0, 175 Xenia, OH
64 Kyle Charles SO RT 6-3, 237 Athens, OH
22 Marcus Clark FR QB 6-1, 199 Greenville, OH
2 Will Clark JR CB 6-0, 185 Forestville, OH
40 Stevie Cook SO HB 5-10, 196 Strongsville, OH
91 Brian Crawford FR DT 6-3, 257 Brook Park, OH
81 Nate Demps JR WR 5-11, 180 Painesville, OH
12 Donald Druck SO HB 5-8, 190 Piqua, OH
54 Michael Edwards JR LOLB 6-1, 216 Perry Heights, OH
58 Josh Gause JR RG 6-6, 256 Westlake, OH
86 Kyle George SO TE 5-11, 191 Athens, OH
5 Jay Gray SO QB 6-4, 220 Defiance, OH
44 John Harrell SO MLB 6-2, 222 Warrensville Hts, OH
11 Micheal Harvey JR HB 5-0, 201 Springdale, OH
96 Tony Henry SR LE 6-6, 253 Lima, OH
16 Clayton Huggins SR CB 6-0, 180 Sylvania, OH
60 Alfred Hunter SO DT 6-2, 241 Steubenville, OH
70 Xavier Jackson SO RT 6-5, 283 Ashland, OH
73 Blake Jackson SO C 6-1, 268 Upper Arlington, OH
24 Brett Jones JR SS 6-2, 195 Campbell, OH
15 Will Landry JR WR 6-1, 196 Lancaster, OH
59 Marcus Manning SO RG 6-3, 293 Cambridge, OH
65 Mickey Mayle SO DT 6-4, 257 Medina, OH
61 Mark McCaleb JR DT 6-2, 249 Middleburg Heights, OH
72 Joe Miller SO LT 6-6, 273 Chillicothe, OH
41 Derrick Pickens SO HB 5-10, 213 Tallmadge, OH
80 Adam Quidry JR TE 6-2, 236 Hilliard, OH
52 David Reid SO LT 6-6, 299 Cuyahoga Falls, OH
48 Everett Rice JR RE 6-4, 240 Napolean, OH
23 Chad Rich SO FS 6-2, 200 Northridge, OH
63 John Riley JR C 6-3, 295 Defiance, OH
21 Justin Ross SR FB 6-2, 226 Northridge, OH
62 Patrick Russell FR RE 6-2, 237 Forestville, OH
26 Wesley Sands SO SS 5-11, 190 Wadsworth, OH
99 Reynaldo Simon SR LE 6-3, 257 Struthers, OH
43 Cody Slaughter JR MLB 6-1, 217 Hilliard, OH
45 Keith Smith SO LE 6-2, 230 Miamisburg, OH
14 Omar Smith SR QB 6-2, 199 Athens, OH
56 Jesse Spencer SO LOLB 6-0, 207 Strongsville, OH
49 Loren Stepter SO P 6-1, 194 Cheviot, OH
25 Kelvin Stick JR FB 5-11, 200 Mentor, OH
68 Randall Suber SR LT 6-6, 288 Tiffin, OH
82 Matt Taylor SO WR 5-7, 170 North College Hill, OH
75 Matt Thompson SR LT 6-6, 278 Bedford Heights, OH
94 Paul Tito JR LOLB 6-1, 221 Celina, OH
29 Travis Underwood FR FB 6-4, 217 Bucyrus, OH
98 Christian Vincent SO LOLB 6-0, 210 Beachwood, OH
1 Tommy Wilson SR QB 6-2, 204 Wickliffe, OH
50 Donte Wynn JR ROLB 6-1, 196 Mentor, OH
JackRyanWMU
10-28-2005, 07:27 PM
Great introduction! Loved the polar bear with a 'fro! [laugh] [laugh]

As always, I'll be along for the ride. :)
Madcat
10-28-2005, 07:39 PM
What I wanna know is what you were actually looking for in the Samford thread.

And I see at least one other person noticed the polar bear with the pimpin' fro.

Finally, nice intro bit. I see that Billy Joe Lee hasn't lost his way with words.
dawg_gone
10-28-2005, 11:54 PM
Billy Joe Lee:
Jermain youse gonna lose dat number
I plum wanna call ya' sump'n else
Send it off in some letta' to yo'self
Jermain youse gonna lose dat number
It’s de only one ya' own
You's might use it if ya' feel better
When ya' dig crib

#93 Jermaine Brown:
I have a friend in town, he’s heard your name
We can go out driving on slow hand row
We could stay inside and play football games, I don’t know
And you could have a change of heart

Billy Joe Lee:
Jermain youse gonna lose dat number
I plum wanna call ya' sump'n else
Send it off in some letta' to yo'self
Jermain youse gonna lose dat number
It’s de only one ya' own
You's might use it if ya' feel better
When ya' dig crib

I busted a gut. Outstanding. Clap clap!
Plottydawg
10-29-2005, 07:57 AM
I did more than bust a gut to the tune. I seen the lyrics and just started busting out in tune and sang the entire damn song. One sad and pathetic being I know....I know [down]

Nice work in the Ohio Northern choice....me likey like. And the Billy Joe Lee? Even better.
Wufpack
10-29-2005, 08:42 AM
Thumbs up man. Thumbs fucking up!
Mandibal
10-29-2005, 11:35 AM
Did anyone click the "music" link?

So BJL has managed to get me back into dynasty writing. Looks like this is the one. I'm going to try and keep everyone updatd on how the national scene looks as well with all the D1-AA teams now. All our favorites are there, Samford, Montana, Furman, Henry....no wait, not the Crows. But everyone else. Thanks for all the responses fellas. Appreciate you checking things out.
JackRyanWMU
10-29-2005, 08:10 PM
Did anyone click the "music" link?



Clicked on it just now. :) A dynasty with a musical soundtrack. The innovations continue. [cool]

BTW what song is that MIDI?
Madcat
10-29-2005, 08:55 PM
Clicked on it just now. :) A dynasty with a musical soundtrack. The innovations continue. [cool]

BTW what song is that MIDI?Indeed! The music file adds so much to an already fantastic post. Bravo! I should've clicked it earlier.

EDIT: Rikki don't lose that number.
rsump112
10-30-2005, 06:57 PM
I take a couple days off, and come back to this. I'm gonna have to leave more often. :D

I laughed until I cried when I hit the music link.
Mandibal
11-01-2005, 05:34 PM
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[voice over]Billy Joe Lee, a virtual unknown at the time he took over the Ohio Northern football coaching job. The brash, outspoken though often unintelligible, coach of the Polar Bears often claimed he was former Heisman candidate and a Billitnikoff Award winner while playing football for the Samford Bulldogs. Most of his backers brush off these unsupported claims as simple braggadocio but his detractors point to this as a sure sign that the man is a liar and phony.
[/voice over]

Billy Joe Lee stands on the practice field reading from a clip board and watching the team practice

Billy Joe Lee: Come on dudes! Right on! Hustle, hustle, Billy Joe Lee duzn't gots time fo' games today. Slap mah fro!

Billy Joe Lee: Holy Crap! Right on! Who's dis Charles kid?! Right on!? 6'3" and 160 lbs??? Dere's no way in god's green eard dis dudes an offensive lineman! Right on! Dis kids gots'ta be some stick joker o' some shit! Right on!

Electronically Enhanced Buzzing Voice: I'm here coach........





http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/2005/practice/wheels1.jpg


Billy Joe Lee: [edited for television]Whut de BLEEP! Hold de BLEEP BLEEP up!....

Electronically Enhanced Buzzing Voice: Don't worry coach...I've got it under contro......

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/2005/practice/wheels2.jpg

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/2005/practice/wheels3.jpg

Electronically Enhanced Buzzing Voice: Little help......

Billy Joe Lee: BLEEEEEEP!

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/2005/practice/bjl.jpg


-- from "That Fro' Can't be Real? Can It?" a documentary film on the life of Billy Joe Lee from director Michael Moore



2005 Polar Bear Schedule

Week Opponent Date/Time
1 @ Idaho State Bengals 8/27 8:00 PM
2 Open NULL 9/3
3 @ Eastern Kentucky Colonels 9/10 12:30 PM
4 Northern Colorado Bears 9/17 12:30 PM
5 Wofford Terriers 9/24 12:30 PM
6 @ Eastern Illinois Panthers 10/1 6:00 PM
7 Northeastern Huskies 10/8 12:30 PM
8 William & Mary Tribe 10/15 6:00 PM
9 @ Maine Black Bears 10/22 6:00 PM
10 Lafayette Leopards 10/29 6:00 PM
11 @ Towson Tigers 11/5 8:00 PM
12 Open NULL 11/12
13 #9 @ Navy Midshipmen 11/19 12:30 PM
Plottydawg
11-01-2005, 05:55 PM
[laugh] [laugh] Ha ha ha ha O shit!

Just curious, what's the 40 time of the guy in the motorized wheel chair? One would guess he'd push about 2 minutes. Great material as always!
WhoUTestin
11-01-2005, 06:15 PM
Man that was hilarious.[laugh] I do love a good storyline. I only wish I was able to write one.[down] I think I might start a dynasty with my created team or with the 1-AA kit, and I would like to have some guys maybe do a lil writing on the storyline for me while I handle everything else.
rsump112
11-01-2005, 11:52 PM
Sweet merciful Lord, Mandy!!! That is wrong on every possibly level. Fall out of my chair laughing funny as Hell, but wrong.
Madcat
11-01-2005, 11:54 PM
Now that's the Mandy I know and love. A great post through and through, and visually stimulating, no less. The hand over face...classic.
Mandibal
11-02-2005, 08:43 AM
Sweet merciful Lord, Mandy!!! That is wrong on every possibly level. Fall out of my chair laughing funny as Hell, but wrong.
You should have heard me trying to explain that post to my wife. She lovingly and politely smiled. [smile]

That's one thing that is great about the dynasty section (and probably all of Utopia) is that we dont worry about politcal correctness. Makes things a lot funnier around here.

Thanks for the replys fellas. First game is in the works so we'll be seeing some coaching action from BJL shortly.
Mandibal
11-02-2005, 02:00 PM
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The Ohio Northern Football team is gathered in the visitors locker room of Holt Arena, eagerly awaiting their matchup with the Idaho State Bengals. The expectant wide eyed faces of the Polar Bear players painted a clear picture of the excitement and youth present in the visitors locker-room prior to the historic first game in D1-A football.

Billy Joe Lee: Men, dis be de honkyst ball team ah' have eva' seen and ah' ain't rapin' about da damn unifo'ms. Whut de hell wuz ah' dinkin' and why de hell dun didn't ah' notice dis shit befo'e?

Jermaine Brown, MLB: Uh...coach...I ain't white if that helps.

Billy Joe Lee: Danks Jermaine, dat duzn't help. Jes hang loose, brud. Look here. We probably ain't goin' t'whup' dis team we's facin' today. Slap mah fro! Dey may be less dan one year removed fum D1-AA but we is way too honky! Right on! We need some broders on dis team damnit! Right on!

Eric Bryant, IP CB: Coach, I ain't white eitha'...

Billy Joe Lee: Two broders out uh 59! Right on! We's screwed. We might be slowa' dan Air Fo'ce! Right on!

Tommy Wilson, QB: Coach, I know we can beat this team. I know these guys around me here and I think we have enough heart to win. You just gotta believe in us sir.

Billy Joe Lee: Dis ain't an afta' schoo' special Tommy! Right on! Dis be college ball. Dese animals is liable t'tear yo' damn haids off! Right on! You's boys is all supa fine kids but ah' duzn't know if ah' can drow ya' out dere t'get slaughtered likes lambs. I'm Billy Joe Lee and ah' can't watch ya' boys dig yo' helmets bashed in. 'S coo', bro.

-- from "My Fro' is Bigger than Yours: the videography of the life and time of Billy Joe Lee"

Ohio Northern at Idaho State
Week 1 2005

P'Bears Shock the World!

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/2005/week1/pic1.jpg

or at Least the Bengals!


Pocatello, ID - Ohio Northern and the programs flamboyant head coach Billy Joe Lee entered the game with very little expectations facing a decent Idaho State squad. The Polar Bears however had higher expectations than the rest of the world and they showed it with a 2 TD win.

Ohio Northern's redshirt senior QB Tommy Wilson looked a little uncertain as the game got under way firing a couple passes wide of his wideouts before settling down late in the quarter. The ONU o-line dominated from the beginning opening up gaping holes and tieing up the Bengal defenders, giving JR Michael Harvey plenty of room to run wild over the Idaho State D. Harvey racked up 154 first half yards including a 62 yard gallop the led to the Polar Bears first point of the game and season. The 23 yard FG from Rudy Blenker was the only scoring in the 1st quarter and the P'Bear D would continue to hold the Bengals scoreless in the 2nd quarter as well.

Standout wide receiver Nate Demps got an excellent block from fellow receiver Will Landry that sprang the junior for a 62 yard trip to the house with 1:01 left in the 1st half. The Bengals weren't without any offense. The ONU defense looked anything but stellar although they did manage to keep the Bengals off the board in the half. Junior linebacker Jermaine Brown was a one man tackling machine from sideline to sideline, making key stops to kill two potential scoring drives from Idaho State. The Polar Bears were fortunate to lead 10-0 at the half despite two fumbles recovered by the Bengals, both in Idaho State territory.

The second half would witness a rebirth of the Bengal offense led by 2nd Team All-Pac-10 halfback James Hand who would rush for 288 total yards and 2 scores, starting with a 76 yard tear with 7:43 showing on the 3rd quarter clock. The third ONU turnover, another fumble on the ISU side of the field, would lead to another long TD run from Hand, this time 69 yards. Just like that the P'Bears were trailing by 4.

Tommy Wilson entered the game with a renewed fire and would proceed to lead his team to the upset victory, completing a perfect 7-7 passes for 130+ yards and a 2nd TD pass in the half. The Polar Bears started with a 76 yard drive capped by a picture perfect TD strike from Wilson to Demps on a 10 yard slant. They followed that up with a 76 yard drive, a 60 yard dirve and finally a 70 yard drive all on the ground that put the Bears up by 2 scores with less than a minute to go in the game. The Polar Bear defense managed to pick up their jockstraps long enough to make a couple plays on James Hand and QB Derrick Polite that slowed down the Bengal offense just enough. Corner Eric Bryant intercepted a Polite pass with 34 seconds left that sealed the deal and ONU ran the clock out on their first ever D1-A victory.

After the game, coach Billy Joe Lee was proud of his team. "I dun didn't dink dese honky boys had it in dem. WORD! If ya' had ax'ed me t'place some bet on de game befo'e hand, well Billy Joe Lee wouldn'ta been placin' his hard earned benjamins on de P'Bears if ya' know whut ah' mean. 'S coo', bro."


Final Score: Ohio Northern 38 - Idaho State 24

8/27 2005 8:00 PM Series: 1-0-0

Player of the Game: Nate Demps

Games Stats

ONU ISU
Score 38 24
First Downs 27 18
Total Offense 588 460
Rushes-Yards 46-346 30-282
Comp-Att-TD 11-15-2 18-30-1
Passing Yards 242 178
Sacked 0 1
3rd Down Conv 3-7 6-14
4th Down Conv 0-0 0-1
2-Point Conv 0-0 0-0
Redzone-TD-FG 6-4-1 3-1-1
Turnovers 3 1
Fumbles-Lost 4-3 0-0
Intercepted 0 1
PR Yards 0 7
KR Yards 63 200
Total Yards 651 667
Punts-Average 1-37 4-29
Penalties-Yards 0-0 0-0
T.O.P. 16:27 15:33



Box Score and Scoring Summary

1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final
Ohio Northern Polar Bears 3 7 7 21 38
Idaho State Bengals 0 0 17 7 24


Scoring Summary
ONU 23 yard FG from Blenker - 0:35 1st
Drive: 5-82 rushing, 1-0 passing, 6 plays, 82 yards, 1:43
ONU 61 yard Pass from Wilson to Demps (XP Good) - 1:01 2nd
Drive: 1-19 rushing, 1-61 passing, 2 plays, 80 yards, :24
ISU 76 yard Run from Hand (XP Good) - 7:43 3rd
Drive: 1-76 rushing, 1-0 passing, 2 plays, 76 yards, :14
ISU 69 yard Run from Hand (XP Good) - 5:59 3rd
Drive: 2-77 rushing, 2-11 passing, 4 plays, 88 yards, 0:54
ONU 10 yard Pass from Wilson to Demps (XP Good) - 3:51 3rd
Drive: 4-22 rushing, 3-54 passing, 7 plays, 76 yards, 2:04
ISU 30 yard FG from Smith - 0:55 3rd
Drive: 5-32 rushing, 5-25 passing, 10 plays, 57 yards, 2:53
ONU 1 yard Run from Ross (XP Good) - 6:15 4th
Drive: 7-33 rushing, 3-43 passing, 10 plays, 76 yards, 2:37
ONU 6 yard Run from Cook (XP Good) - 2:32 4th
Drive: 7-60 rushing, 0-0 passing, 7 plays, 60 yards, 2:22
ISU 14 yard Pass from Polite to Cameron (XP Good) - 1:46 4th
Drive: 1-0 rushing, 4-71 passing, 5 plays, 71 yards, :42
ONU 5 yard Run from Harvey (XP Good) - 0:44 4th
Drive: 7-70 rushing, 0-0 passing, 7 plays, 70 yards, 1:24


Ohio Northern Polar Bears Player Statistics

Offense

Passing
Name Rating Comp Att Yards TD INT Sacked Long
T. Wilson 252.9 11 15 242 2 0 0 61

Rushing
Name Att Yards TD Long 1stHit 20+ Tkls Fmbls
M. Harvey 31 259 1 62 73 1 8 2
J. Ross 9 52 1 14 25 0 4 1
S. Cook 5 28 1 12 4 0 3 1
T. Wilson 1 7 0 7 2 0 0 0

Receiving
Name Rec Yards TD Long RAC Drops
N. Demps 6 163 2 61 57 0
M. Harvey 3 29 0 14 13 0
W. Landry 2 50 0 31 1 0
K. George 0 0 0 0 0 1
M. Taylor 0 0 0 0 0 1

Blocking
Pan- Scks
Name cakes Allwd
N. Allen 28 0
X. Jackson 12 0
D. Reid 10 0
M. Manning 7 0
M. Taylor 3 0
N. Demps 2 0
W. Landry 1 0
J. Riley 0 0



Defense

Name Tkls TFL Sacks INT Defl FF FRec Def TD
D. Wynn 6 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
J. Brown 6 3 0 0 1 0 0 0
P. Alexander 5 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
C. Vincent 5 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
C. Huggins 5 1 0 0 1 0 0 0
E. Bryant 4 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
M. Mayle 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
B. Jones 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
T. Henry 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
W. Clark 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
W. Sands 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
K. George 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
K. Smith 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
O. Smith 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
J. Spencer 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
J. Harrell 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
B. Crawford 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0



Special Teams

Kicking
Name Made Att Long XPM XPA XPB KckOffs TchBk
R. Blenker 1 2 23 5 5 0 7 0

Punting
Name Punts Yards Long In20 Net Tchbk Blckd
L. Stepter 1 37 37 0 30 0 0

Kick Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
M. Taylor 2 39 25 0
E. Bryant 2 22 13 0
M. Burton 1 2 2 0

Punt Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
M. Taylor 1 0 0 0


Idaho State Bengals Player Statistics

Offense

Passing
Name Rating Comp Att Yards TD INT Sacked Long
Derrick Polite 114.2 18 30 178 1 1 1 33

Rushing
Name Att Yards TD Long 1stHit 20+ Tkls Fmbls
James Hand 24 288 2 76 169 3 16 0

Receiving
Name Rec Yards TD Long RAC Drops
James Hand 6 36 0 17 38 0

Blocking
Pan- Scks
Name cakes Allwd
Dan Long 4 0



Defense

Name Tkls TFL Sacks INT Defl FF FRec Def TD
Cameron Rooney 12 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0



Special Teams

Kicking
Name Made Att Long XPM XPA XPB KckOffs TchBk


Punting
Name Punts Yards Long In20 Net Tchbk Blckd
Matt Mason 4 116 35 1 96 1 0

Kick Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
James Hand 5 155 49 0

Punt Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
James Hand 1 7 7 0

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JackRyanWMU
11-02-2005, 04:57 PM
A win right out of the gates. Nice. [cool]

A question about all the Division 1-AA schools. Did you change the ratings of all the players, or are they all still rated between 40 and 65?
GoBeavs34
11-02-2005, 05:13 PM
excellent, muy bueno
dawg_gone
11-02-2005, 05:36 PM
Eric Bryant, IP CB: Coach, I ain't white eitha'...

Billy Joe Lee: Two broders out uh 59! Right on! We's screwed. We might be slowa' dan Air Fo'ce! Right on!
Brilliant. Go P'Bears!
WhoUTestin
11-02-2005, 08:00 PM
Excellent story work.
borman48
11-02-2005, 08:56 PM
Nice win against... the... Bengals... [evil]

:D
Madcat
11-02-2005, 11:37 PM
Dis ain't an afta' schoo' special Tommy! Right on! Dis be college ball. Dese animals is liable t'tear yo' damn haids off! Right on!Had me rolling. Perfect timing.

And..uh..good win and stuff.
Wufpack
11-03-2005, 06:52 AM
This is the new best dynasty EEVVARRRR.
Mandibal
11-03-2005, 10:00 AM
A win right out of the gates. Nice. [cool]

A question about all the Division 1-AA schools. Did you change the ratings of all the players, or are they all still rated between 40 and 65?
Check out the vault post #2. Hopefuly that answers any questions about the setup.


excellent, muy bueno



Brilliant. Go P'Bears!



Excellent story work.



Had me rolling. Perfect timing.

And..uh..good win and stuff.



This is the new best dynasty EEVVARRRR.


Thanks. You guys are too kind. Really, just send checks next time...I know that's an oldy...but goody....and seriously...those checks?[rock]


Nice win against... the... Bengals...

I figured it was a win that wouldn't make eveyone happy. :D Maybe they'll get us down the road.....

Thanks for checking in bud.
Plottydawg
11-03-2005, 07:26 PM
I heard Trinity Bible is looking for a game.....it might be win #2 for your mighty Polar Bears.

Congrats to Bubbily Billy Joe Lee on the first of many wins.....and I'll already bust out the first of many condolences for the 99-0 ass beatdowns. (Just preparing...no offense. ;))
kevattac
11-04-2005, 10:29 PM
I just love the irony of the mascot being the polarbears:D .
FieldingBLUE
11-06-2005, 03:50 PM
I'm Mike Harvey. I kick ass. Go 'Olar 'Ears!
Mandibal
11-07-2005, 09:20 PM
http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/banner_small.jpg


Billy Joe Lee: Good luck coach. Lop some boogie.

Eastern Kentucy head coach Joe Brigs (no relation to Dave Briggs): Right back at ya boy. You fellas is prolly gonna need it uh whole lot mor'in us that's fer damn sure.

Billy Joe Lee: Shit man! Right on! ah' know mah' boys be slow and honky but damn! Right on! We dun did win last week. Ya' know?

Coach Brigs: Listen he'ar son! How the h'all you get that fro' so damn big? That damn thang kent be re'al! Whut in the h'all you puttin in that thang!

Billy Joe Lee: Duzn't be rapin' about Billy Joe Lee's fro now, so cut me some slack, Jack.

Coach Brigs: Damn boy! If'n it be true what they say bout the size of a black man's fro then you must have one giant Alabama Black Snake there!

Billy Joe Lee: Woah! Right on! Duzn't be grabbin' mah' crotch! Right on! No joker betta' be grabbin' Billy Joe Lee's crotch unless he's plannin' on stealin' me an Escalade! Right on!

Coach Brigs: Ha Ha Ha! Don't get all jumpy boy! Let's go play sum football!

Billy Joe Lee: Damn! Right on! Whut de hell wuz dat! Right on!


-- footage courtesy of ESPN's Out Side the Lines: Life Beneath the Fro


Ohio Northern at Eastern Kentucky
Week 3, 2005

Price Isn't Right for 'Olar 'Ears

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/2005/week3/pic1.jpg

Offensive Outpouring Not Enough for ONU

Richmond, KY - As soon as the ESPN crew spoke the words "that defense better watch out for this quarterback. He's going to tear up that weak secondary", strong safety Brett Jones stepped in front of a James Frederick pass and returned it to the house for a quick 7-0 lead. The celebration was short lived. Thirty-two seconds later Brett Price was standing in the endzone after a 76 yard jaunt through the Polar Bear's defense. That wouldn't be the last time.

The Polar Bear's offense wasn't quite ready to crank things up yet but the defense was still making plays. Frederick was picked off by free safety Pat Alexander and Ohio Northern was able to put 3 more points on the board for a 10-7 lead. The rest of the half was all Brett Price and the Colonials. Price would score two more touchdowns on his way to 126 yards rushing and 56 yards receiving for the half. Facing an 18 point deficit as the half was coming to a close the P'Bears finally managed to put together something that resembled an offense. Seven runs for 49 yards set up a perfectly executed play action pass from Wilson to Nate Demps for a touchdown. Inconceivably, the Polar Bears got the ball back with 38 seconds left in the half. More inconceivable was the quick 30 second touchdown drive that ensued. Tommy Wilson turned what looked like a sure sack into a shoe string catch by Demps in the endzone. An amazing end to the half saw the Bears turn an 18 point blowout into a 4 Colonial lead.

Things remained close in the third quarter as both offenses hibernated for 8 minutes. As the 4th got under way, the Polar Bears decided to run their two minute offense, executed so perfectly at the end of the first half. Northern too the lead after putting up 14 points in the first minute of the 4th quarter, however they failed to take into account that there were still 7 minutes to go in the game. The Brett Price show kicked into high gear again and the 'Olar 'Ears were run right out of Roy Kidd stadium.

After the game the coaches met at midfield:

Coach Brigs: Well shit boy! What in the h'all happen' to ya boys out there? I haven't seen a defense wit so meny holes since the ol Pac-10 usta play ball out west. Damn son! Ha ha! That was a good ol fashioned but whippin at the end thar!

Coach Billy Joe Lee glared at the good ol boy with hate in his eyes, the likes of which hadn't been felt since his days at Samford when then University President Thomas Corts was mysteriously transformed into a man hating dyke.

Billy Joe Lee: Dis aint ova' bitch. Lop some boogie. Billy Joe Lee duzn't fo'get when some man raps shit t'him. WORD!

Coach Brigs: Ha ha ha! I ain't un'erstandin a word you be sayin boy!

At that point Billy Joe Lee had to be restrained as the Colonials head coach continued to cackle and taunt the Polar Bears head man.

Final Score: Eastern Kentucky 56 - Ohio Northern 38


9/10 2005 12:30 PM Series: 0-1-0

Player of the Game: Brett Jones

Games Stats

ONU EKU
Score 38 56
First Downs 24 16
Total Offense 392 561
Rushes-Yards 42-155 27-350
Comp-Att-TD 16-46-2 14-27-2
Passing Yards 237 211
Sacked 1 2
3rd Down Conv 6-18 5-11
4th Down Conv 1-4 0-0
2-Point Conv 1-2 0-0
Redzone-TD-FG 3-2-0 2-2-0
Turnovers 3 4
Fumbles-Lost 3-1 1-1
Intercepted 2 3
PR Yards 1 18
KR Yards 161 191
Total Yards 554 770
Punts-Average 6-42.7 5-34.2
Penalties-Yards 0-0 1-15
T.O.P. 19:06 12:54



Box Score and Scoring Summary

1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final
Ohio Northern Polar Bears 10 14 0 14 38
Eastern Kentucky Colonels 7 21 7 21 56


Scoring Summary
ONU 43 yard INT Return from Jones (XP Good) - 6:30 1st
EKU 76 yard Run from Price (XP Good) - 5:59 1st
Drive: 2-75 rushing, 0-0 passing, 2 plays, 75 yards, :28
ONU 44 yard FG from Blenker - 2:30 1st
Drive: 2-(-2) rushing, 1-0 passing, 3 plays, -2 yards, :44
EKU 15 yard Run from Price (XP Good) - 7:04 2nd
Drive: 2-17 rushing, 2-56 passing, 4 plays, 73 yards, :44
EKU 37 yard Run from Price (XP Good) - 6:09 2nd
Drive: 1-37 rushing, 1-22 passing, 2 plays, 59 yards, :20
EKU 40 yard Pass from Frederick to Jasmin (XP Good) - 4:42 2nd
Drive: 1-(-3) rushing, 3-51 passing, 4 plays, 48 yards, :52
ONU 36 yard Pass from Wilson to Demps (XP Good) - 1:13 2nd
Drive: 7-49 rushing, 2-41 passing, 9 plays, 90 yards, 2:13
ONU 6 yard Pass from Wilson to Demps (XP Good) - 0:08 2nd
Drive: 0-0 rushing, 4-64 passing, 4 plays, 64 yards, :30
EKU 51 yard Run from Price (XP Good) - 4:20 3rd
Drive: 4-71 rushing, 1-9 passing, 5 plays, 80 yards, 1:15
ONU 11 yard Run from Harvey (XP Good) - 7:16 4th
Drive: 8-40 rushing, 2-27 passing, 10 plays, 67 yards, 2:49
ONU 5 yard Run from Ross (XP Good) - 7:01 4th
Drive: 1-5 rushing, 0-0 passing, 1 plays, 5 yards, :01
EKU 77 yard Run from Price (XP Good) - 6:45 4th
Drive: 1-77 rushing, 0-0 passing, 1 plays, 77 yards, :11
EKU 7 yard Pass from Frederick to King (XP Good) - 4:50 4th
Drive: 3-7 rushing, 3-18 passing, 6 plays, 25 yards, 1:47
EKU 51 yard Run from Price (XP Good) - 0:17 4th
Drive: 3-57 rushing, 0-0 passing, 3 plays, 57 yards, :44


Ohio Northern Polar Bears Player Statistics

Offense

Passing
Name Rating Comp Att Yards TD INT Sacked Long
T. Wilson 83.7 16 46 237 2 2 1 35

Rushing
Name Att Yards TD Long 1stHit 20+ Tkls Fmbls
M. Harvey 26 124 1 15 54 0 4 0
J. Ross 9 33 1 7 19 0 5 0
T. Wilson 5 -5 0 12 6 0 1 2
T. Underwood 1 4 0 4 3 0 0 0
S. Brown 1 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0

Receiving
Name Rec Yards TD Long RAC Drops
M. Harvey 5 35 0 13 35 0
N. Demps 5 88 2 36 9 3
W. Landry 2 48 0 35 3 0
A. Quidry 2 25 0 20 11 0
M. Taylor 1 24 0 24 1 0
M. Burton 1 17 0 17 9 0

Blocking
Pan- Scks
Name cakes Allwd
N. Allen 12 0
D. Reid 11 0
X. Jackson 11 0
J. Riley 3 0
M. Manning 2 1
A. Quidry 2 0
M. Taylor 2 0
N. Demps 2 0
M. Burton 1 0



Defense

Name Tkls TFL Sacks INT Defl FF FRec Def TD
B. Jones 6 0 0 1 0 0 1 1
C. Vincent 5 3 0 1 1 0 0 0
J. Brown 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
C. Huggins 4 1 0 0 0 1 0 0
E. Bryant 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
T. Henry 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
K. Smith 3 2 2 0 0 0 0 0
D. Wynn 3 0 0 0 2 0 0 0
M. Burton 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P. Alexander 3 1 0 1 0 0 0 0
K. George 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
W. Sands 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A. Quidry 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
J. Riley 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
N. Demps 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
M. Taylor 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
W. Clark 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0



Special Teams

Kicking
Name Made Att Long XPM XPA XPB KckOffs TchBk
R. Blenker 1 1 44 3 3 0 0 0
L. Stepter 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Punting
Name Punts Yards Long In20 Net Tchbk Blckd
L. Stepter 6 256 52 0 198 2 0

Kick Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
N. Demps 7 145 22 0
M. Taylor 1 16 16 0

Punt Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
M. Taylor 2 1 1 0


Eastern Kentucky Colonels Player Statistics

Offense

Passing
Name Rating Comp Att Yards TD INT Sacked Long
James Frederick 120.5 13 26 211 2 3 2 56

Rushing
Name Att Yards TD Long 1stHit 20+ Tkls Fmbls
Brett Price 20 345 6 77 129 5 3 0

Receiving
Name Rec Yards TD Long RAC Drops
Nick Jasmin 5 92 1 40 22 2

Blocking
Pan- Scks
Name cakes Allwd
Chad Clark 9 0



Defense

Name Tkls TFL Sacks INT Defl FF FRec Def TD
Willie Copeland 10 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0



Special Teams

Kicking
Name Made Att Long XPM XPA XPB KckOffs TchBk


Punting
Name Punts Yards Long In20 Net Tchbk Blckd
Joe Smith 5 171 40 1 170 0 0

Kick Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
Zach King 7 191 38 0

Punt Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
Willie Phillips 3 18 8 0

Report generated by AViD Dynasty Manager© 2004-2005
WhoUTestin
11-07-2005, 09:26 PM
Wow. 20 carries for 345. That is ridiculous. The Polar Bears better get it together.
Mandibal
11-07-2005, 09:51 PM
Wow. 20 carries for 345. That is ridiculous. The Polar Bears better get it together.
The ol Impact HB effect was in full force in this one. We took care of the QB a bit but that friggin HB just tore us a new one.

Fields: a shout out for the use of 'Olar 'Ears. We are some silly ass mo-fo's.
Wufpack
11-07-2005, 10:01 PM
Damn, Brigs has it comin'. I hope we get to create players for this dynasty, I've gotta good one in mind. :)
CFR-116
11-07-2005, 10:06 PM
Great to see you back at it Mandy! I really like the set-up with all the 1AA programs...great idea. I would have responded sooner but my computer pi$$ed the bed about a week ago...I'm on the kids computer for now. Hopefully in a few days my pal will have my computer up a running again and I'll be able to keep up a little better.


Good luck my friend with the Polar Bears!
FieldingBLUE
11-07-2005, 10:22 PM
The ol Impact HB effect was in full force in this one. We took care of the QB a bit but that friggin HB just tore us a new one.

Fields: a shout out for the use of 'Olar 'Ears. We are some silly ass mo-fo's.He, he. I'm an idiot. I'll just call 'em the O.E. from now on.

A Chant Shortened: Hail to the 'Olar 'Ears? H.O.E.! H.O.E.! HOE! HOE!

I need help. :p
dawg_gone
11-08-2005, 09:20 AM
Aww, those cute little Po'Bears. Looks like they kept it just close enough to be agonizing. 28-24 halftime, slowly pull away.

C'mon, Billy Joe, whip them bo-ahs inta shape.
Hachiko
11-11-2005, 03:05 AM
Billy Joe looks like he can bring it. Coach Seiya and the UCLA coaching crew send their regards.
Mandibal
11-12-2005, 06:46 PM
http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/banner_small.jpg


Presiding Judge: Sir, you maintain that you are not the father of little Eronskille Mathews?



http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/2005/week4/baby.jpg




Billy Joe Lee: Hell no judge! Right on! ah' ain't de pops.

Presiding Judge: Very well. I hereby order you to submit to a blood test to determine paternity.

Billy Joe Lee: You's wants' mah' blood? I'll cut ya' Billy Joe Lee's blood by god! Right on!

Billy Joe Lee rips the tie tack from his attorney's tie and stabs his hand as he approaches the bench.

Presiding Judge: Sir, your antics are inappropriate! You need to go to an authorized testing facility. Bailiff! Get him out of here.


-- Footage courtesy of the Circuit Court of Wood County, Ohio, Paternity Hearing Case #556047733




Northern Colorado at Ohio Northern
Week 4, 2005

Feast Your Eyes On Utter Domination!

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/2005/week4/pic1.jpg

That's Right Folks! This is how it looked the entire game for the ONU offense!

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/2005/week4/pic2.jpg

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/2005/week4/pic3.jpg

This game was sooo dull it was hard not to get distracted....

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/2005/week4/pic4.jpg


Final Score: Ohio Northern 63 - Northern Colorado 14

9/17 2005 12:30 PM Series: 1-0-0

Player of the Game: Micheal Harvey

Games Stats

UNC ONU
Score 14 63
First Downs 11 28
Total Offense 266 487
Rushes-Yards 33-170 59-449
Comp-Att-TD 11-21-0 2-12-1
Passing Yards 96 38
Sacked 1 0
3rd Down Conv 4-14 5-8
4th Down Conv 0-2 0-1
2-Point Conv 0-0 0-0
Redzone-TD-FG 1-1-0 7-7-0
Turnovers 3 2
Fumbles-Lost 2-1 5-1
Intercepted 2 1
PR Yards 0 128
KR Yards 208 60
Total Yards 474 675
Punts-Average 7-30.1 1-32
Penalties-Yards 1-15 0-0
T.O.P. 14:29 17:31



Box Score and Scoring Summary

1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final
Northern Colorado Bears 14 28 14 7 63
Ohio Northern Polar Bears 0 0 14 0 14


Scoring Summary
ONU 8 yard Run from Harvey (XP Good) - 5:56 1st
Drive: 7-76 rushing, 5-0 passing, 12 plays, 76 yards, 2:01
ONU 13 yard Run from Harvey (XP Good) - 2:24 1st
Drive: 7-47 rushing, 1-0 passing, 9 plays, 62 yards, 1:42
ONU 9 yard Run from Brown (XP Good) - 7:15 2nd
Drive: 7-49 rushing, 0-0 passing, 7 plays, 49 yards, 1:59
ONU 76 yard Punt Return from Taylor (XP Good) - 5:44 2nd
ONU 1 yard Run from Harvey (XP Good) - 4:03 2nd
Drive: 4-39 rushing, 0-0 passing, 4 plays, 39 yards, 0:44
ONY 27 yard Run from Harvey (XP Good) - 1:37 2nd
Drive: 5-63 rushing, 0-0 passing, 5 plays, 63 yards, 1:25
ONU 20 yard Pass from Wilson to Demps (XP Good) - 4:29 3rd
Drive: 5-41 rushing, 2-20 passing, 7 plays, 61 yards, 1:37
ONU 13 yard Run from Wilson (XP Good) - 4:01 3rd
Drive: 2-23 rushing, 0-0 passing, 2 plays, 23 yards, :24
UNC 70 yard Run from Razzano (XP Good) - 2:19 3rd
Drive: 1-70 rushing, 0-0 passing, 1 plays, 70 yards, :10
UNC 8 yard Run from Razzano (XP Good) - 1:15 3rd
Drive: 3-23 rushing, 1-0 passing, 4 plays, 23 yards, :51
ONU 3 yard Run from Brown (XP Good) - 1:36 4th
Drive: 6-30 rushing, 2-18 passing, 8 plays, 48 yards, 1:52


Ohio Northern Polar Bears Player Statistics

Offense

Passing
Name Rating Comp Att Yards TD INT Sacked Long
T. Wilson 74.8 1 8 20 1 0 0 20
O. Smith 12.8 1 4 18 0 1 0 18

Rushing
Name Att Yards TD Long 1stHit 20+ Tkls Fmbls
S. Brown 25 159 2 25 48 1 2 1
M. Harvey 23 218 4 27 88 1 3 0
T. Underwood 4 20 0 9 0 0 2 1
J. Ross 4 28 0 12 5 0 5 1
T. Wilson 2 21 1 13 6 0 2 0
O. Smith 1 3 0 3 0 0 0 1

Receiving
Name Rec Yards TD Long RAC Drops
N. Demps 1 20 1 20 0 1
S. Cook 1 18 0 18 1 0
K. George 0 0 0 0 0 1
W. Landry 0 0 0 0 0 1

Blocking
Pan- Scks
Name cakes Allwd
D. Reid 22 0
X. Jackson 18 0
M. Manning 14 0
N. Allen 12 0
J. Riley 10 0
M. Taylor 5 0
D. Brashers 5 0
B. Jackson 2 0
J. Miller 2 0
J. Ross 2 0
N. Demps 1 0
M. Burton 1 0
A. Quidry 1 0



Defense

Name Tkls TFL Sacks INT Defl FF FRec Def TD
J. Brown 5 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
P. Alexander 5 2 0 1 0 0 0 0
D. Wynn 4 2 0 0 1 0 0 0
W. Clark 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
B. Jones 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
C. Vincent 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
E. Bryant 4 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
T. Henry 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
J. Spencer 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
M. Mayle 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
W. Landry 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
W. Sands 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
K. Smith 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0
M. Burke 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
J. Harrell 2 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
C. Rich 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
C. Huggins 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
B. Crawford 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
S. Brown 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
M. Burton 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
K. George 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0



Special Teams

Kicking
Name Made Att Long XPM XPA XPB KckOffs TchBk
L. Stepter 0 0 0 0 0 0 9 0
R. Blenker 0 1 0 9 9 0 1 0

Punting
Name Punts Yards Long In20 Net Tchbk Blckd
L. Stepter 1 32 32 1 32 0 0

Kick Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
W. Landry 1 18 18 0
M. Burton 1 20 20 0
N. Demps 1 22 22 0

Punt Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
M. Taylor 3 99 78 1
S. Cook 3 29 12 0


Northern Colorado Bears Player Statistics

Offense

Passing
Name Rating Comp Att Yards TD INT Sacked Long
Xavier Robinson 67.4 10 20 89 0 2 1 27

Rushing
Name Att Yards TD Long 1stHit 20+ Tkls Fmbls
Tucker Razzano 16 135 2 70 33 1 5 0

Receiving
Name Rec Yards TD Long RAC Drops
Tucker Razzano 3 12 0 5 17 0

Blocking
Pan- Scks
Name cakes Allwd
Nick Wilson 4 0



Defense

Name Tkls TFL Sacks INT Defl FF FRec Def TD
Eddie Marcellus 9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0



Special Teams

Kicking
Name Made Att Long XPM XPA XPB KckOffs TchBk


Punting
Name Punts Yards Long In20 Net Tchbk Blckd
Justin Graves 7 211 34 0 83 0 0

Kick Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
John Harrison 6 112 23 0

Punt Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD


Report generated by AViD Dynasty Manager© 2004-2005
JackRyanWMU
11-12-2005, 07:57 PM
Good, good photos (see above) by the master.

LMAO! Great visual, Mandibal. [laugh]

MOD EDIT: Jack, trying to cut down on the pic quotes. Hope you don't mind.
Madcat
11-13-2005, 11:28 AM
Ah, that was a wonderful treat. Seems like you're really enjoying this dynasty, Mandy -- and so are your readers. Your visuals have always been the best.
Mandibal
11-15-2005, 08:10 PM
Ah, that was a wonderful treat. Seems like you're really enjoying this dynasty, Mandy -- and so are your readers. Your visuals have always been the best.
Thank you my friend. Considering your own budding skills I appreciate the compliment. Just keep up the good work in your threads, helps inspire me to greater heights.

Thanks to everyone else who's checked in with support for the P'Bears. More exciting BJL action (sounds dirty huh....well who knows....) is just around the corner.
FieldingBLUE
11-15-2005, 08:45 PM
Hey, nice dynasty work. Good to see you back in the saddle.

Comment: Nice Title. Ass.

Question: How long you gotta go with the UT avatar?
Mandibal
11-15-2005, 09:03 PM
Hey, nice dynasty work. Good to see you back in the saddle.

Comment: Nice Title. Ass.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] :p :p :p :p

Question: How long you gotta go with the UT avatar?End of season.
FieldingBLUE
11-15-2005, 09:06 PM
End of season.End of regular or post-bowls?

If end of regular season, wanna make it interesting on The Game?
Mandibal
11-15-2005, 09:19 PM
End of regular or post-bowls?

If end of regular season, wanna make it interesting on The Game?
End of season/Bowls who knows. But I'm game for some action....what exactly were you thinking?
FieldingBLUE
11-15-2005, 10:04 PM
End of season/Bowls who knows. But I'm game for some action....what exactly were you thinking?Oh, just an avatar challenge: school seals until after the bowls?
Madcat
11-15-2005, 10:21 PM
You guys are killing me. I hope one of ya'll play UF in a bowl so I can join the fun (although the thought of losing Voltron is unnerving).
Mandibal
11-17-2005, 09:30 AM
Oh, just an avatar challenge: school seals until after the bowls?
Time frame is what I was looking for. Done.


You guys are killing me. I hope one of ya'll play UF in a bowl so I can join the fun (although the thought of losing Voltron is unnerving).

After Michigan loses Saturday they'll probably make for an intriguing matchup against the Gators in some bowl game.
FieldingBLUE
11-17-2005, 10:39 PM
Time frame is what I was looking for. Done.Witness to the Mandy and Fields school seal avatar challenge? Loser displays the winner's alma mater's school seal as his avatar until after the Rose Bowl.
After Michigan loses Saturday they'll probably make for an intriguing matchup against the Gators in some bowl game.You mean after aOSU loses, right? I'm sure you and Maddy can have a nice little avatar challenge for the bowl matchup... :p
Mandibal
11-23-2005, 10:22 AM
http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/banner.jpg

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/cellphone.jpg
Click To Hear the Ring Tone (http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/multimedia/U_Cant_Touch_This.mid)




http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/rayanderson.jpg
"Hello?"




http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/bjl.jpg
Is dis Raymond Anderson?



http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/rayanderson.jpg
"Yeah this is Ray."



http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/bjl.jpg
"De Ray Anderson fum Los Angelos Califo'nia? Play runnin' back fo' Los Angeles Verbum Dei?"



http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/rayanderson.jpg
"That's what I said fool!"



http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/bjl.jpg
"De Ray Anderson who ran fo' 406 yards and 5 touchwaaay downs in Los Angeles Verbum Dei's win upside Carpinteria last week?"



http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/rayanderson.jpg
"You deaf? I said yeah! Who the hell are you?"



http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/bjl.jpg
"Dis be Billy Joe Lee! Right on! Dat's who. 'S coo', bro."



http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/rayanderson.jpg
"Never heard of ya. Late! *CLICK*



http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/bjl2.jpg
WhoUTestin
11-23-2005, 10:31 AM
Click To Hear the Ring Tone (http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/multimedia/U_Cant_Touch_This.mid)

I didn't even have to listen to that. I started laughing from jump after seeing what file that was.[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
FieldingBLUE
11-23-2005, 10:39 AM
I didn't even have to listen to that. I started laughing from jump after seeing what file that was.[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]Me, too. Um, can we not quote pics, please?

Thanks,
The Management. [laugh]
WhoUTestin
11-23-2005, 11:00 AM
Right, I temporarily forgot that lil rule. I got you next time though.
dawg_gone
11-23-2005, 11:02 AM
Freakin' hilarious. Recruit's expression is perfect. Good one Mandy!

I did download the ringtone but .. uh .. I never heard the song... [down]
WhoUTestin
11-23-2005, 11:03 AM
Freakin' hilarious. Recruit's expression is perfect. Good one Mandy!

I did download the ringtone but .. uh .. I never heard the song... [down]

One day you will here MC Hammer's Can't Touch This, but trust me you really aren't missing that much.:D
FieldingBLUE
11-23-2005, 11:06 AM
Right, I temporarily forgot that lil rule. I got you next time though.Just giving you a hard time, buddy. I notice that Maddy swooped in and edited it for you anyway. :)

That song reminds me of the Pistons' back-to-back titles in 90 and 91. Their theme song the second year: [down] You guessed it! Yes, I had a t-shirt that said "Hammer Time": Back to Back NBA Champs. I am not ashamed!
Madcat
11-23-2005, 04:36 PM
Freakin' hilarious. Recruit's expression is perfect. Good one Mandy!

I did download the ringtone but .. uh .. I never heard the song... [down]No, BJL's expression at the end is the best!
Madcat
11-23-2005, 04:43 PM
http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/rayanderson.jpg
Raymond Anderson, potential Polar Bear

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v614/madcat/martin.bmp
Roy Martin, former Samford defensive end

Same guy??? Or just uncanny resemblence?
Wufpack
11-23-2005, 05:33 PM
This dynasty > Jesus on a pogostick
dawg_gone
11-27-2005, 12:45 PM
'Sup wit de P-Bears Mandy? Where be P-P-Billy?
Mandibal
11-27-2005, 02:36 PM
'Sup wit de P-Bears Mandy? Where be P-P-Billy?
Da P-Bears are gearing up for a run at the rest of the season.

Maddy: Maybe those dudes are brotha's from different motha's. Funny how similar they look though. Even got what looks like the same uni.


Thanks for all the great responses guys. More P-Bear football is just around the corner.
Mandibal
11-29-2005, 02:11 PM
http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/banner_small.jpg

Wofford at Ohio Northern
Week 5, 2005

Terriers Left Nipping at P-Bears Heals

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/2005/week5/pic1.jpg



Ada, OH - The first half against the yappy Terries put the scare of a rabbies infected doberman into Billy Joe Lee and his P-Bears. The teams looked to be at a standstill, both turning the ball over once and both scoring touchdowns on the ground. The stats looked like eerily similar and the fans were enjoying quite a spirited game from both teams. Then the half ended with a fumble by idiot tight end Adam Quidry after catching a first down pass from Tommy Wilson. The Terriers recovered the ball with 1 second showing in the 1st half. Wouldn't you know it? Those darned Yappy Dogs went right down and scored a touchdown in one play. Don't that just beat all.

So the P-Bears went into the locker-room down 14-7 to Wofford and Billy Joe Lee weren't too happy about the final series of events.

"Whut in de hell be wid dis cheap ass cheesy shit?" BJL yelled at the retreating referees back.

"What's that Coach?" The ref asked turning back to face the angered coach.

"I said whut de hell be wid dis cheese? Dere's no way dey could sco'e wid 1 second left! Right on! ah' dink we plum screwed by some crib field time keepin' shenanegans dat's whut ah' dink! Right on! I'm lodgin' some complaint wid de league! Right on!" The enraged BJL spat in the ref's direction.

"Coach, you're the home team though. Sounds like you guys screwed yourselves this time."

BJL continued his ranting and raving in the locker-room and the players cowered in the lockers until he ran out of steam. It didn't take too long for the Polar Bear's to exert their dominance on the little dogs in the 2nd half. Justing Ross wasn't a particularly fast fullback, nor was he a particularly strong fullback. Somehow he managed to look like a dominating back as he ran for 3 TD's in the 2nd half. The P-Bears settled for a 42-14 lead with 6 minutes left in the game before sending out the 2nd team scrubs for mop-up duty. Wide-out Matt Taylor's back-to-back punt returns of 53 and 55 yards for TD's sealed the deal for BJL who was relieved to have the game well in hand. The diminutive 5'7" 170 lb Taylor showed decent speed in both returns and was happy to have scored in consecutive games.

"Coach told me at the beginning of the season that he thought I was too short to play football. He said even though I was short and he thought I'd probably get creamed out there on the field he'd let me return punts because maybe I was too small for the opponents to grab." Taylor said after the game.

The second team defense wasn't much of a match for the Terrier's offense and the dogs scored 3 late touchdowns to cut the lead to 7 before running out of time. When asked why he felt confident enough to leave the 2nd string defense in the game while Wofford was making it's comeback Coach Billy Joe Lee said "I'm Billy Joe Lee. When ah' see some fine ass honky chick hangin' flips and shit right in front uh me ah' know betta' dan t'turn around." After that cryptic message the Coach ran off the field with his players, a 43-35 win under their belts.

Final Score: Ohio Northern 42 - Wofford 35

Player of the Game: Justin Ross

Games Stats

Wofford Ohio Northern
Score 35 42
First Downs 18 15
Total Offense 464 324
Rushes-Yards 54-190 29-182
Comp-Att-TD 11-19-4 10-16-0
Passing Yards 274 142
Sacked 3 2
3rd Down Conv 9-19 2-7
4th Down Conv 2-4 0-0
2-Point Conv 0-0 0-0
Redzone-TD-FG 4-2-0 3-3-0
Turnovers 2 1
Fumbles-Lost 4-1 1-1
Intercepted 1 0
PR Yards 40 123
KR Yards 188 49
Total Yards 692 496
Punts-Average 5-35.6 5-38
Penalties-Yards 0-0 0-0
T.O.P. 20:48 11:12



Box Score and Scoring Summary

1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final
Wofford Terriers 7 7 0 21 35
Ohio Northern Polar Bears 0 7 14 21 42


Scoring Summary
Woff 16 yard Run from Dahl (XP Good) - 5:26 1st
Drive: 7-30 rushing, 2-46 passing, 9 plays, 76 yards, 2:31
ONU 1 yard Run from Ross (XP Good) - 0:25 2nd
Drive: 6-35 rushing, 4-38 passing, 10 plays, 73 yards, 2:47
Woff 57 yard Pass from McDaniel to Sanders (XP Good) - 0:00 2nd
Drive: 1-57 rushing, 0-0 passing, 1 plays, 57 yards, :01
ONU 30 yard Run from Ross (XP Good) - 6:59 3rd
Drive: 3-62 rushing, 1-11 passing, 4 plays, 73 yards, :58
ONU 1 yard Run from Ross (XP Good) - 1:27 3rd
Drive: 3-10 rushing, 2-53 passing, 5 plays, 63 yards, 1:15
ONU 19 yard Run from Ross (XP Good) - 7:56 4th
Drive: 4-36 rushing, 0-0 passing, 4 plays, 36 yards, 1:05
ONU 53 yard Punt Return from Taylor (XP Good) - 6:56 4th
ONU 55 yard Punt Return from Taylor (XP Good) - 6:12 4th
Woff 25 yard Pass from McDaniel to Neal (XP Good) - 3:13 4th
Drive: 8-53 rushing, 1-25 passing, 9 plays, 78 yards, 2:55
Woff 10 yard Pass from Cannon to Ingram (XP Good) - 0:55 4th
Drive: 5-25 rushing, 4-35 passing, 9 plays, 60 yards, 2:17
Woff 28 yard Pass from Cannon to Neal (XP Good) - 0:00 4th
Drive: 3-13 rushing, 2-70 passing, 5 plays, 83 yards, :37


Ohio Northern Polar Bears Player Statistics

Offense

Passing
Name Rating Comp Att Yards TD INT Sacked Long
T. Wilson 146.2 10 15 142 0 0 2 34
O. Smith 0.0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0

Rushing
Name Att Yards TD Long 1stHit 20+ Tkls Fmbls
M. Harvey 17 108 0 28 45 1 6 0
J. Ross 7 83 4 30 42 2 4 0
T. Wilson 2 -19 0 0 4 0 0 0
S. Brown 2 10 0 12 0 0 0 0
T. Underwood 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Receiving
Name Rec Yards TD Long RAC Drops
N. Demps 4 71 0 34 0 1
M. Harvey 4 45 0 21 0 0
M. Burton 1 11 0 11 0 0
K. George 1 15 0 15 0 0
M. Taylor 0 0 0 0 0 1

Blocking
Pan- Scks
Name cakes Allwd
N. Allen 11 0
D. Reid 10 0
X. Jackson 5 1
J. Riley 4 0
M. Manning 3 0
N. Demps 1 0
M. Taylor 1 0
A. Quidry 1 0



Defense

Name Tkls TFL Sacks INT Defl FF FRec Def TD
T. Henry 7 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
K. Smith 6 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
C. Vincent 6 2 0 0 0 0 0 0
E. Bryant 5 0 0 0 1 1 0 0
P. Alexander 5 1 0 1 1 1 0 0
J. Spencer 4 2 1 0 0 0 0 0
D. Wynn 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
W. Sands 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
B. Jones 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
W. Landry 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
W. Clark 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
J. Brown 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 0
R. Simon 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0
A. Hunter 2 1 0 0 1 1 0 0
C. Rich 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
M. Burke 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
C. Huggins 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
J. Harrell 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
J. Ross 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P. Russell 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
K. George 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
S. Cook 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
M. McCaleb 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
M. Burton 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
B. Crawford 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
N. Demps 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0



Special Teams

Kicking
Name Made Att Long XPM XPA XPB KckOffs TchBk
L. Stepter 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 0
R. Blenker 0 0 0 6 6 0 0 0

Punting
Name Punts Yards Long In20 Net Tchbk Blckd
L. Stepter 5 190 45 1 130 1 0

Kick Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
M. Taylor 2 45 27 0
S. Brown 1 4 4 0

Punt Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
M. Taylor 3 123 55 2


Wofford Terriers Player Statistics


Offense

Passing
Name Rating Comp Att Yards TD INT Sacked Long
Jason McDaniel 183.7 7 15 190 2 1 2 57

Rushing
Name Att Yards TD Long 1stHit 20+ Tkls Fmbls
Cory Ball 8 84 0 32 27 1 2 0

Receiving
Name Rec Yards TD Long RAC Drops
Kyle Sanders 3 145 1 57 85 0

Blocking
Pan- Scks
Name cakes Allwd
Isaiah Carter 17 0



Defense

Name Tkls TFL Sacks INT Defl FF FRec Def TD
Chase Johnson 8 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0



Special Teams

Kicking
Name Made Att Long XPM XPA XPB KckOffs TchBk


Punting
Name Punts Yards Long In20 Net Tchbk Blckd
Quinton Rodgers 5 178 40 0 55 0 0

Kick Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
Stephen Burke 7 188 62 0

Punt Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
Stephen Burke 4 40 26 0

Report generated by AViD Dynasty Manager© 2004-2005
dawg_gone
11-29-2005, 09:04 PM
Wofford ran 54 times? What kind of offensive scheme were they running? In my dynasty they went to the spread passing attack when they fired me.
FieldingBLUE
11-29-2005, 09:39 PM
The Compendium is sweet, my friend. :)
Mandibal
11-30-2005, 05:39 PM
http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/banner_small.jpg


http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/cs_small.jpg "Dawn Coe Empathy Center Rageaholics Hotline, We're listening and we care. Would you like to tell me your name..."

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/bjl_small.jpg "Dis be Billy Joe Lee."

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/cs_small.jpg "I'm listening Mr. Lee."

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/bjl_small.jpg "No, It's plum Billy Joe Lee. Dat's mah' dojigger, likes Madona. WORD! ah' duzn't need no last dojigger any mo'e."

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/cs_small.jpg "Oh are you famous?"

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/bjl_small.jpg "Damn straight! Right on! I'm Billy Joe Lee."

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/cs_small.jpg "I'm sorry who?"

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/bjl_small.jpg "Billy Joe Lee Damnit! Right on! De Baaaaddest moderfuckin' wide receiva' to eva' strap on some pair uh cleats! Right on! Dat who! Right on!"

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/cs_small.jpg "Oh I'm sorry sir, I don't watch figure skating. So how can I..."

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/bjl_small.jpg *SPUTTER* " Figure Skatin'! Right on! Whut de...I ain't no ice skater! Right on! I'm played god damn ball! Right on! A man's spo't plum likes Billy Joe Lee! Right on! A man! Right on! De man! Right on! De joker keepin' de moderfuckin' joker waaay down! Right on! Hell yeah! Right on! Shit! Right on! Figure Skatin'...I ain't hangin' no sissified ice skatin' bullshit! Right on!"

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/cs_small.jpg "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to speak more clearly. I can't understand what your saying. It sounded like you said the joker was chasing you? Have you been chasing the dragon (http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/streetterms/ByAlpha.asp?strTerm=C) sir? A little of the gutter glitter (http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/streetterms/ByAlpha.asp?strTerm=G)? Maybe speedballing (http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/streetterms/ByAlpha.asp?strTerm=S) it? Dancing with the white lady (http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/streetterms/ByAlpha.asp?strTerm=W)?"

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/bjl_small.jpg "Whut de fuck? Honky lady? Dere wuz dis one fine honey but dat dun didn't end so's well."

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/cs_small.jpg "Sir if you're having a problem staying away from the Devil's Dick (http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/streetterms/ByAlpha.asp?strTerm=D) we have another number for you to call. Let me just look..."

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/bjl_small.jpg "Whut de hell dun did ya' plum say t'me?"

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/cs_small.jpg "I'm sorry what where you saying? Nevermind, I have that number for you so you can stop being a Cabbage head (http://www.whitehousedrugpolicy.gov/streetterms/ByAlpha.asp?strTerm=C). That number is..."

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/images/bjl_small.jpg *CLICK*

-- Audio courtesy of an illegal ATF wire tap on Billy Joe Lee's phone



Ohio Northern at Eastern Illinois
Week 6, 2005

Bi-Polar Panthers Confound P-Bears

http://www.alternateversion.com/football/ONU/2005/week6/pic1.jpg



Charleston, IL - Well it was one of those games. The typical kind of game that makes you feel like you need to call a rageaholics hotline afterwards because you're so pissed at the outcome. Prior to the contest beginning, Billy Joe Lee had to bring some discipline to the team in the form of a 3 game suspension to starting right tackle Xavier Jackson. Jackson had been skipping team meetings to play Texas Hold'em on PartyPoker.com. While Billy Joe Lee certainly understood gambling and cards he just couldn't let it slide when said vices interfered with the teams success.

Without Jackson anchoring the right side of the line, things really didn't look to different from previous games. Mike Harvey victimized the Panthers defense in the first half to the tune of 126 yards. The offense was clicking and managed to jump out to a comfortable 28-7 lead by the time the 2nd quarter ended. In fact the score was a bit deceiving. The P-Bears completely dominated the first half of play holding Eastern Illinois to 3 first downs and forcing four 3 and out's on 6 possessions. The lone score came on a your typical 81 yard touchdown after one lousy missed tackle allowed the wide-out to gallop 79 of the 81 yards after the catch. Eastern Illinois' highly touted impact QB Jessie Wright looked lost most of the first half only completing 2 passes. Again, it was fortunate for the Panthers that one of the 2 resulted in the long TD play which cut the Polar Bear lead to 21 going into the halftime break.

As the second half began it was immediately apparent that a different Panthers squad had left the locker-room than had entered. This was a fired up Eastern Illinois team that made it quickly known that they were going to make this a game. The P-Bear offense was forced to punt for the first time in the game and the Panthers quickly marched down the field. Jessie Wright finished off an impressive drive with an 11 yard pass to the dangerous David Stewart, he of the 81 yard TD in the first half. The lead was now down to just 14.

Billy Joe Lee's boys answered with their own impressive drive of 6 plays and 71 yards to extend their lead to 21 again. Justin Ross was having another one of those games where he finished off the hard work of Mike Harvey and he scored his second TD of the game, this time from 3 yards out. Then the rage factor started to kick in.

You might remember me saying that the P-Bears punted for the first time in the game to start the second half, however they had only scored 28 points. That was thanks to a couple of Tommy Wilson INT's in the first half. Well suddenly the Panthers defense became Ninja thiefs in the night as they ripped out the P-Bears hearts with 3 more INT's to make a total of 5 for the game. It seemed like every time Tommy ventured into the air attack, the ball either sailed a bit on him or a wide receiver ran the wrong route or a Panther defender just came away with the ball. The Panthers wittled away at the ONU lead and finally tied the game 35-35 with 3:45 left in the game. With 2 of the scoring drives only taking 3 or fewer plays you can imagine the state of mind BJL was in by this point.

The offense took the field with explicit instructions not to return to the Ohio Northern sidelines until they put the ball into the opponents endzone. With that message ringing in their young minds, they re-established their dominating first half ball possession, grind it out game. Mike Harvey nearly f-ed it up with his second fumble but TE Adam Quidry had his head in the game this time and jumped on the ball to keep the drive alive. Finally, Stevie Brown took the one yard plunge to paydirt to recapture the lead for the Polar Bears. The 77 yard drive ate up a good 2 minutes and 44 seconds and less than a minute remained in the game. Things were looking good. Yeah right!

On the ensuing kick return the P-Bears special teams chose that moment to start looking up each others asses while the returner, Billy Henderson zigged and zagged through the coverage and finally into open space where he raced into the endzone for a record setting 97 yard return. The P-Bears sideline was stunned. So stunned that Billy Joe Lee forget to put the fear of god into his offense when they returned to the field. Tommy Wilson promptly through his 5th INT and the Panthers offense capitalized on the turnover with a 34 yard TD run from the IP QB Jessie Wright. The comeback was complete and the P-Bears were dead and buried.

Final Score: Eastern Illinois 49 - Ohio Northern 42

Game Notes: Standout linebacker Jermaine Brown was injured early in the 3rd quarter and the news wasn't good. Jermaine would miss the next 3 weeks thanks to a torn rotator cuff or some such bullshit. This is the first injury of the season for the P-Bears.

The offense was actually pretty good save for the 5 Tommy Wilson INT's. Nate Demps had a career day with 166 yards and a TD while Mike Harvey ran for and even 200 yards.

Tommy Wilson's line would have been impressive were it not for the 5 under the INT column. He accounted for 210 yards passing and 30 yard rushing.

Next Up: A bottle of something real strong to help forget this loss....

Player of the Game: Nate Demps

Games Stats

ONU EIU
Score 42 49
First Downs 27 19
Total Offense 531 452
Rushes-Yards 49-321 23-209
Comp-Att-TD 13-26-2 11-25-3
Passing Yards 210 243
Sacked 1 5
3rd Down Conv 4-10 2-8
4th Down Conv 2-3 1-2
2-Point Conv 0-0 0-0
Redzone-TD-FG 4-4-0 3-2-0
Turnovers 5 0
Fumbles-Lost 4-0 0-0
Intercepted 5 0
PR Yards 69 12
KR Yards 129 259
Total Yards 729 723
Punts-Average 1-35 4-30.2
Penalties-Yards 1-5 1-30
T.O.P. 21:00 11:00



Box Score and Scoring Summary

1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final
Ohio Northern Polar Bears 14 14 7 7 42
Eastern Illinois Panthers 0 7 14 28 49


Scoring Summary
ONU 58 yard Punt Return from Taylor (XP Good) - 7:34 1st
ONU 8 yard Run from Ross (XP Good) - 3:39 1st
Drive: 6-49 rushing, 2-3 passing, 8 plays, 52 yards, 2:15
ONU 30 yard Pass from Wilson to Demps (XP Good) - 4:32 2nd
Drive: 4-32 rushing, 1-30 passing, 5 plays, 62 yards, 1:30
EIU 81 yard Pass from Wright to Stewart (XP Good) - 3:56 2nd
Drive: 1-(-7) rushing, 1-81 passing, 2 plays, 74 yards, :33
ONU 2 yard Pass from Wilson to Quidry (XP Good) - 0:03 2nd
Drive: 12-64 rushing, 3-13 passing, 15 plays, 77 yards, 3:50
EIU 11 yard Pass from Wright to Stewart (XP Good) - 5:40 3rd
Drive: 3-17 rushing, 5-55 passing, 8 plays, 72 yards, 1:38
ONU 3 yard Run from Ross (XP Good) - 3:44 3rd
Drive: 5-50 rushing, 1-21 passing, 6 plays, 71 yards, 1:53
EIU 49 yard Run from Harvey (XP Good) - 3:26 3rd
Drive: 1-49 rushing, 1-0 passing, 2 plays, 49 yards, :13
EIU 17 yard Run from Harvey (XP Good) - 6:58 4th
Drive: 7-63 rushing, 5-23 passing, 12 plays, 86 yards, 2:50
EIU 51 yard Pass from Wright to Johnson (XP Good) - 3:46 4th
Drive: 1-10 rushing, 2-51 passing, 3 plays, 61 yards, :41
ONU 1 yard Run from Brown (XP Good) - 0:59 4th
Drive: 6-47 rushing, 1-30 passing, 7 plays, 77 yards, 2:44
EIU 97 yard Kick Return from Henderson (XP Good) - 0:49 4th
EIU 34 yard Run from Wright (XP Good) - 0:25 4th
Drive: 1-34 rushing, 1-20 passing, 2 plays, 54 yards, :15


Ohio Northern Polar Bears Player Statistics

Offense

Passing
Name Rating Comp Att Yards TD INT Sacked Long
T. Wilson 104.8 13 26 210 2 5 1 37

Rushing
Name Att Yards TD Long 1stHit 20+ Tkls Fmbls
M. Harvey 29 200 0 31 69 1 7 2
S. Brown 10 61 1 13 28 0 1 1
T. Wilson 5 30 0 13 7 0 3 0
J. Ross 5 30 2 16 7 0 1 0

Receiving
Name Rec Yards TD Long RAC Drops
N. Demps 7 166 1 37 25 3
A. Quidry 2 32 1 30 10 0
M. Harvey 2 14 0 7 19 0
J. Ross 1 -2 0 0 1 0
M. Taylor 1 0 0 0 1 0

Blocking
Pan- Scks
Name cakes Allwd
D. Reid 27 0
N. Allen 10 0
J. Miller 9 1
J. Riley 8 0
M. Manning 4 0
K. George 2 0
M. Taylor 2 0
A. Quidry 2 0
T. Wilson 1 0
N. Demps 1 0
S. Brown 1 0



Defense

Name Tkls TFL Sacks INT Defl FF FRec Def TD
B. Jones 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
C. Vincent 4 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
D. Wynn 3 1 1 0 1 0 0 0
K. George 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
E. Bryant 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
K. Smith 2 2 2 0 0 0 0 0
J. Brown 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
C. Huggins 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
J. Spencer 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
B. Crawford 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
T. Henry 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
W. Sands 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
S. Brown 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
N. Allen 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
W. Clark 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
N. Demps 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
M. Taylor 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
D. Reid 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
P. Alexander 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L. Stepter 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
J. Harrell 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0



Special Teams

Kicking
Name Made Att Long XPM XPA XPB KckOffs TchBk
R. Blenker 0 0 0 6 6 0 0 0
L. Stepter 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 0

Punting
Name Punts Yards Long In20 Net Tchbk Blckd
L. Stepter 1 35 35 0 23 0 0

Kick Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
M. Taylor 4 73 20 0
N. Demps 2 56 36 0

Punt Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
M. Taylor 2 65 58 1
C. Huggins 1 4 4 0


Eastern Illinois Panthers Player Statistics

Offense

Passing
Name Rating Comp Att Yards TD INT Sacked Long
Jesse Wright 165.3 11 25 243 3 0 5 81

Rushing
Name Att Yards TD Long 1stHit 20+ Tkls Fmbls
Arthur Harvey 9 106 2 49 47 1 4 0

Receiving
Name Rec Yards TD Long RAC Drops
David Stewart 5 144 2 81 86 1

Blocking
Pan- Scks
Name cakes Allwd
Eric Davis 6 2



Defense

Name Tkls TFL Sacks INT Defl FF FRec Def TD
Marco Lynch 13 0 0 1 0 2 0 0 0 0



Special Teams

Kicking
Name Made Att Long XPM XPA XPB KckOffs TchBk


Punting
Name Punts Yards Long In20 Net Tchbk Blckd
Darren Graves 4 121 34 1 52 0 0

Kick Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
Billy Henderson 5 192 97 1

Punt Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
Marco Lynch 1 12 12 0

Report generated by AViD Dynasty Manager© 2004-2005
JackRyanWMU
11-30-2005, 05:46 PM
More brilliance from ol' Billy Joe Lee. I can't believe where that lady gets off disrespecting da man himself.

As BJL would say, "Slap mah 'fro!" ;)
Leprechaun
11-30-2005, 11:43 PM
Simply hilarious, Mandy. Great work, my friend.
Mandibal
12-01-2005, 10:30 AM
More brilliance from ol' Billy Joe Lee. I can't believe where that lady gets off disrespecting da man himself.

As BJL would say, "Slap mah 'fro!" ;)


Simply hilarious, Mandy. Great work, my friend.


Thanks jack. BJL certainly is the man in his own mind. :D

Good to see your still around Lep! Maybe we'll see ourselves a 2006 version of the Irish in action???? Thanks for peaking in buddy. :)
FieldingBLUE
12-01-2005, 08:31 PM
Lep sighting! :)

Brilliant way to write up a frustrating loss, my friend. BJL...never gets old.
Madcat
12-01-2005, 08:49 PM
Lep sighting! :)

Brilliant way to write up a frustrating loss, my friend. BJL...never gets old.Yeah, that was a heartbreaker, but well written. And BJL never ceases to amaze me (Dawn Coe bit). I'm so proud of how our little man is all gro'd up.
Leprechaun
12-01-2005, 11:15 PM
Good to see your still around Lep! Maybe we'll see ourselves a 2006 version of the Irish in action???? Thanks for peaking in buddy. :)

I'm still in and out. Not nearly here enough to keep up with all these great dynasties though. As for an '06 Irish dynasty, it is doubtful. Since my PS2 is officially deceased, it has been replaced with a Gamecube. Great console, just doesn't offer NCAA '06. An '05 dynasty is always a possiblility though.
huskerpt34
12-04-2005, 01:03 PM
Fianlly getting caught up. Looks good!
GatorTD8to10
12-06-2005, 11:09 AM
Great stuff Mandy.
Mandibal
12-07-2005, 10:48 AM
Lep sighting! :)

Brilliant way to write up a frustrating loss, my friend. BJL...never gets old.
I was afraid it wouldn't come across how frustrated I was. It was like the good old days of NCAA 2005. [laugh]


Yeah, that was a heartbreaker, but well written. And BJL never ceases to amaze me (Dawn Coe bit). I'm so proud of how our little man is all gro'd up.
Yes sir. Ol BJL is now his own man...or something like that. I think BJL has potential to eclipse the legend of Dewar. The ol ball coach was one dimensional when it came down to it but BJL has a lot of history (Samford) and character. Plus, besides his speach impediment, he's much more likable. :)


fianlly getting caught up. Looks good!

Thanks partner. Appreciate you checking in. Hopefully this one will go the distance unlike my OSU ones this year.


Great stuff Mandy.

Thanks G. Good to see a former Grizzly check in.
Mandibal
12-21-2005, 09:58 AM
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Northeastern at Ohio Northern
Week 7, 2005

Defense? We don't need no stinking defense!

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Ada, OH - Billy Joe Lee's boys persevered in a shootout at home, pulling out a win that wasn't secured until the last seconds of the game. After the game the coach was asked about the one sided nature of his team.

"Bein' de greatest wide receiva' to eva' step onto de field duzn't mean ah' duzn't appreciate da damn defensive boys. We need some help dat's fo' sho' man. Sump'n's gots'ta change o' we's in trouble. Teams likes Texas Tech neva' won some damn doodad wid offense alone."

Truer words were never spoken as last weeks game showed. However, the P'Bears managed to pull out the win in this game with 3.9 quarters of offensive football and a last ditch defensive play.

The first half saw the Huskies take a 24-14 lead thanks to some terrible ball handling. 17 of Northeasterns first half points came off of 3 Tommy Wilson interceptions. The first was terrible luck as Wilson's pass was tipped at the line of scrimmage, landing in the open arms of the Huskies linebacker who easily trotted in for 6. Wilson managed to throw several long balls keeping ONU in the game but BJL was close to ripping his sizable 'fro off in frustration as Wilson continued to play carelessly.

In the locker-room at the half BJL took the starting 5th year senior aside and spoke to him urgently.

"Look here Tommy. Slap mah fro! Dis be yo' senio' season. 'S coo', bro. We's playin' real opponents here, not scrub teams likes Mount Union. 'S coo', bro. ah' know yo' wo'kin' wid some glo'ified wet noodle uh an arm dere and ya''ve snatchn so's many sacks upside de years dat yo' noggen ain't wo'ken propuh' but dose ain't baaaad enough 'suses. Use dat oda' arm, use dose scrawny legs uh yo's, whuteva' it takes, plum duzn't turn de ball over. Ah be baaad... Fo' God's sake kid, I'm beggin' ya' here."

After that inspirational speech, Tommy settled down. With the help of the run game and one Mike Harvey, running back extraordinaire, the P'Bears managed to hold onto the ball in the second half. Harvey took the load and ran with it like no white boy has before. Things started off with a 32 yard [b]Rudy Blenker field goal that capped a 13 play, 4 minute drive that only moved 45 yards but a Northeastern fumble on the ensuing kickoff gave the P'Bears such a short field that it took only 5 plays and 15 seconds to punch it in for 6. The P'Bears weren't done with their run so to speak. A little defensive stand got the ball back for the Polar Bears offense. Tommy Wilson waited until the last possible second to pitch the ball on an option counter and Mike Harvey saw only green ahead as he snatched the ball from the air and galloped 61 yards for the TD. The touchdown gave the P'Bears the lead 38-31 early in the 4th quarter after trailing much of the contest.

The defense was playing it's heart out in the second half. Their heart was 20x bigger than their talent though. On 4th and 2 from the 33, Northeasterns B.J. Atkins once again hooked up with Marcus Lee for their 3rd TD of the game. They only beat double coverage for the 3rd time in the game but that's how the NCAA cookie crumbles.

BJL managed to keep his cool despite the obvious cheesiness of the touchdown play. Young speedster Matt Taylor got the Bears to midfield on a nice kick return but the offense had to settle for another Blenker[b/] field goal to give Ohio Northern the 3 point lead. The Huskies threatened to break the P'Bears spirit with an incredibly frustrating 83 yard touchdown play. B.J. Atkins slung a 5 yard out pass to Marcus Lee who easily shrugged off the sad excuse for a tackle by [b]Clay Huggins and then pranced the remaining 78 yards to the house unmolested. The threats BJL shouted at the opposing team, coaches, television, PS2, etc, etc would have gotten him committed had anyone been paying attention. AS it was they were all in shock from the quick turn of events.

Two minutes remained in the game and it looked like the hopes of P'Bear nation were resting on the noodle arm of Tommy Wilson. Not so fast my friends. A tiny spark of neurons in Tommy Wilson's head allowed him to recall coach BJL's halftime talk. Legs. They needed to rely on legs. So Wilson handed the ball off to Mike Harvey. He threw a couple passes to no avail but went back to the game plan. Legs. On 1st down after a 4th down conversion by Harvey, Wilson once again went to the workhorse. You'd think a guy who had already run for 241 yards would be tired but it just wasn't so. It was the Husky defense that proved to have worn out already as Harvey ran 59 yards for the go ahead score with 1:29 left in the game. The ONU sideline went nuts as Harvey ran by the Northeastern defense but BJL wasn't quite ready to celebrate. The defense needed to make one last stand.

It was looking like that wasn't going to happen. Husky running back Preston Miller had been quite most of the game but he was fresh because of it. He tore off a nice chunk of yardage and then Atkins proceeded to cut up the ONU secondary. With 24 ticks left in the game the Huskies were at the 14 yard line. Easy field goal range to tie it up but plenty of time to find the end zone. Then the miracle of all miracles blessed the ONU defense. A little bit of pressure on Atkins and he panicked for the first and most fatal time of the game. With LB Chris Vincent dragging him down he tried to pass the ball back to Miller in the backfield who was tied up with left end Keith Smith. It was a fumble and as Smith got the better of Miller he saw the ball bounce by on the ground. He dove on it and the P'Bears defense had come up with the last minute stop to preserve the win! Whew!

Final Score: Ohio Northern 48 - Northeastern 45


Northeastern Player Of The Game: Marcus Lee

Ohio Northern Player Of The Game: Micheal Harvey

Game Stats

[b]N'East ONU
Score 45 48
First Downs 18 19
Total Offense 471 569
Rushes-Yards 22-104 49-294
Comp-Att-TD 18-34-5 10-26-3
Passing Yards 367 275
Sacked 5 3
3rd Down Conv 3-10 7-17
4th Down Conv 1-1 3-4
2-Point Conv 0-0 0-0
Redzone-TD-FG 3-1-1 2-1-1
Turnovers 3 4
Fumbles-Lost 3-3 3-1
Intercepted 0 3
PR Yards 9 19
KR Yards 193 181
Total Yards 673 769
Punts-Average 5-41 2-43
Penalties-Yards 2-20 0-0
T.O.P. 12:45 19:15



Box Score and Scoring Summary

1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final
Northeastern Huskies 7 17 7 14 45
Ohio Northern Polar Bears 7 14 10 17 48



Scoring Summary
N'East 36 yard Pass from Atkins to Lee (XP Good) - 6:41 1st
Drive: 1-18 rushing, 2-36 passing, 3 plays, 54 yards, 0:53
ONU 55 yard Pass from Wilson to Taylor (XP Good) - 4:16 1st
Drive: 0-0 rushing, 1-55 passing, 1 plays, 55 yards, :07
N'East 33 yard INT Return from Burke (XP Good) - 7:35 2nd
Drive: 0-0 rushing, 0-0 passing, 0 plays, 0 yards, :
ONU 45 yard Pass from Wilson to Demps (XP Good) - 2:30 2nd
Drive: 4-25 rushing, 2-45 passing, 6 plays, 70 yards, 1:25
N'East 34 yard Pass from Atkins to Lee (XP Good) - 1:48 2nd
Drive: 0-0 rushing, 3-70 passing, 3 plays, 70 yards, :38
N'East 36 yard FG from McDonald - 0:41 2nd
Drive: 1-(-2) rushing, 2-4 passing, 3 plays, 2 yards, 0:22
ONU 76 yard Pass from Wilson to Burton (XP Good) - 0:00 2nd
Drive: 2-4 rushing, 2-76 passing, 4 plays, 80 yards, :39
N'East 3 yard Pass from Atkins to Reddick (XP Good) - 5:47 3rd
Drive: 2-33 rushing, 6-45 passing, 9 plays, 68 yards, 9:68
ONU 32 yard FG from Blenker - 2:03 3rd
Drive: 10-41 rushing, 3-4 passing, 13 plays, 45 yards, 3:39
ONU 1 yard Run from Harvey (XP Good) - 0:15 3rd
Drive: 4-5 rushing, 1-18 passing, 5 plays, 23 yards, 1:43
ONU 61 yard Run from Harvey (XP Good) - 7:11 4th
Drive: 1-61 rushing, 0-0 passing, 1 plays, 61 yards, 0:10
N'East 33 yard Pass from Atkins to Lee (XP Good) - 5:29 4th
Drive: 4-32 rushing, 3-43 passing, 7 plays, 75 yards, 1:39
ONU 44 yard FG from Blenker - 2:35 4th
Drive: 6-21 rushing, 2-7 passing, 8 plays, 28 yards, 2:49
N'East 83 yard Pass from Atkins to Lee (XP Good) - 2:21 4th
Drive: 0-0 rushing, 1-83 passing, 1 plays, 83 yards, 0:10
ONU 59 yard Run from Harvey (XP Good) - 1:29 4th
Drive: 4-80 rushing, 2-0 passing, 6 plays, 80 yards, 6:80


Ohio Northern Polar Bears Player Statistics

Offense

Passing
Name Rating Comp Att Yards TD INT Sacked Long
T. Wilson 142.3 10 26 275 3 38 3 76

Rushing
Name Att Yards TD Long 1stHit 20+ Tkls Fmbls
M. Harvey 30 300 3 61 71 3 6 0
T. Wilson 10 -26 0 8 7 0 5 2
S. Brown 5 17 0 13 9 0 0 0
J. Ross 4 3 0 3 2 0 1 0

Receiving
Name Rec Yards TD Long RAC Drops
N. Demps 4 106 1 45 14 1
M. Taylor 2 59 1 55 26 0
M. Burton 1 76 1 76 37 0
W. Landry 1 26 0 26 16 0
A. Quidry 1 7 0 7 0 0
M. Harvey 1 1 0 1 3 0
J. Ross 0 0 0 0 0 1

Blocking
Pan- Scks
Name cakes Allwd
N. Allen 25 1
D. Reid 11 1
J. Miller 11 1
M. Manning 7 0
N. Demps 3 0
M. Taylor 3 0
M. Burton 3 0
J. Riley 2 0
A. Quidry 2 0
K. George 2 0
J. Ross 1 0



Defense

Name Tkls TFL Sacks INT Defl FF FRec Def TD
C. Vincent 9 3 3 0 0 1 0 0
E. Bryant 8 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
B. Jones 5 0 0 0 2 0 0 0
C. Huggins 4 0 0 0 2 0 0 0
K. Smith 3 0 0 0 1 0 1 0
P. Alexander 3 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
J. Spencer 2 0 0 0 1 0 1 0
D. Wynn 2 1 1 0 3 0 0 0
N. Demps 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
J. Harrell 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
W. Sands 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A. Quidry 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
K. George 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
B. Crawford 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A. Hunter 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
M. Burton 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0



Special Teams

Kicking
Name Made Att Long XPM XPA XPB KckOffs TchBk
R. Blenker 2 2 44 6 6 0 0 0
L. Stepter 0 0 0 0 0 0 8 0

Punting
Name Punts Yards Long In20 Net Tchbk Blckd
L. Stepter 2 86 44 0 77 0 0

Kick Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
M. Taylor 4 119 41 0
N. Demps 3 62 24 0

Punt Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
C. Huggins 4 19 7 0


Northeastern Huskies Player Statistics


Passing
Name Rating COMP ATT YDS TD INT SCKD LONG
B.J. Atkins 192.1 18 34 367 5 0 5 83
Rushing
Name ATT YDS TD LONG Aftr1st 20+ BrkTkl Fmbls
Preston Miller 10 66 0 22 31 1 6 1
Receiving
Name REC YDS TD LONG RAC Drops
Marcus Lee 6 206 4 83 85 0
Blocking
Name P-BLKS SCKS ALLWD
Victor Connor 3 0
Defensive
Name TKLS TFL SCKS INT DEFL FF FR BLKS Safety D-TD
Adam Miller 10 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Aaron Graham 7 3 3 0 1 1 0 0 0 0
Kicking
Name MADE ATT LONG XPM XPA XPB
John McDonald 1 1 36 6 6 0
Punting
Name Punts YDS LONG In20 NET TchBk Blckd
Martin Mullins 5 205 48 0 186 0 0
Kick Return
Name Rtrns YDS LONG TD
Andrew Cox 6 146 27 0
Punt Return
Name Rtrns YDS LONG TD
Chad Gallagher 2 9 5 0

Report generated by AViD Dynasty Manager© 2004-2005
Madcat
12-21-2005, 10:59 AM
Geez, talk about some offense. That one looked like the box score from one of my games! And nice defensive play to preserve the win.

Good to see you back in the dynasty section; I was think there you might have moved on to bigger and better things. [smile]
WhoUTestin
12-21-2005, 04:14 PM
Geez, talk about some offense. That one looked like the box score from one of my games! And nice defensive play to preserve the win.

Good to see you back in the dynasty section; I was think there you might have moved on to bigger and better things. [smile]
What could possibly be bigger and better than the dynasty section?
Mandibal
12-21-2005, 07:33 PM
Good to see you back in the dynasty section; I was think there you might have moved on to bigger and better things. [smile]
The only bigger and better thing involves the dynasty section, just not in getting games in. I finally squeezed in a game between coding binges. :D


What could possibly be bigger and better than the dynasty section?

There isn't anything really. Just something to make it a little better. ;)


Geez, talk about some offense. That one looked like the box score from one of my games! And nice defensive play to preserve the win.

I really thought I was going to lose again. Then that bozo thows the ball backwards. I couldn't believe it.:o
dawg_gone
12-24-2005, 07:00 PM
Then the miracle of all miracles blessed the ONU defense. A little bit of pressure on Atkins and he panicked for the first and most fatal time of the game. With LB Chris Vincent dragging him down he tried to pass the ball back to Miller in the backfield who was tied up with left end Keith Smith. It was a fumble and as Smith got the better of Miller he saw the ball bounce by on the ground. He dove on it and the P'Bears defense had come up with the last minute stop to preserve the win! Whew!
Now that's what I like. Unbelievable finish just when you know you're going down the pipes. And defense. I love defense. And Billy Joe Lee. You have been working hard on AViD this past week. Good stuff over there.
Mandibal
01-19-2006, 08:59 PM
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William & Mary at Ohio Northern
Week 8, 2005

Flat out bad!

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Ada, OH - The boys in orange and black followed up a good win with an embarassing face plant. Not much to say about this performance. The defense forced 4 first half interceptions and still only managed one Rudy Blencker field goal.

A 7-3 halftime deficit quickly turned into an 11 point hole when the Tribes Will Holbert picked up a botched option pitch and scrambled into the endzone. The P-Bears did manage to get into Blenckers FG range before the avalanche of William & Mary points buried the home team.

The normally prolific Mike Harvey was stifled most of the afternoon only accounting for 63 yards on 24 carries. The lack of run game definitely hurt the offense which had to turn to the arm of Tommy Wilson. Wilson put up decent yardage and took pretty good care of the ball when chucking it down field but completed less than 50% of his passes. Nate Demps was reliable in catching 5 passes for 96 yards but pressure on Wilson left little time to throw accurate passes.

Besides the very good peformance by CB Will Holbert, the Tribes Kyle Southhall was unstoppable running past the secondary and racking up 162 yards on just 3 catches.

William & Mary Player Of The Game: Will Holbert

Ohio Northern Player Of The Game: Donte Wynn

Game Stats

W&M ONU
Score 42 6
First Downs 13 22
Total Offense 370 351
Rushes-Yards 26-139 39-32
Comp-Att-TD 6-15-2 22-47-0
Passing Yards 231 319
Sacked 4 4
3rd Down Conv 4-7 7-19
4th Down Conv 0-0 1-5
2-Point Conv 0-0 0-0
Redzone-TD-FG 2-1-0 2-0-1
Turnovers 4 1
Fumbles-Lost 1-0 3-1
Intercepted 4 1
PR Yards 0 26
KR Yards 78 46
Total Yards 448 423
Punts-Average 2-50.5 3-42
Penalties-Yards 1-15 0-0
T.O.P. 10:35 21:25



Box Score and Scoring Summary

1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final
William & Mary Tribe 7 0 21 14 42
Ohio Northern Polar Bears 0 3 3 0 6



Scoring Summary
W&M 56 yard INT Return from Holbert (XP Good) - 5:11 1st
Drive: 0-0 rushing, 0-0 passing, 0 plays, 0 yards, :
ONU 35 yard FG from Blenker - 1:16 2nd
Drive: 2-3 rushing, 1-0 passing, 3 plays, 3 yards, 0:51
W&M 19 yard Fumble Return from Holbert (XP Good) - 7:35 3rd
Drive: 0-0 rushing, 0-0 passing, 0 plays, 0 yards, :
ONU 38 yard FG from Blenker - 5:51 3rd
Drive: 4-21 rushing, 3-38 passing, 7 plays, 59 yards, 1:43
W&M 34 yard Pass from Sullivan to Southall (XP Good) - 4:13 3rd
Drive: 3-(-11) rushing, 3-85 passing, 6 plays, 74 yards, 1:35
W&M 80 yard Pass from Sullivan to Southall (XP Good) - 2:04 3rd
Drive: 0-0 rushing, 1-80 passing, 1 plays, 80 yards, :09
W&M 2 yard Run from Parker (XP Good) - 7:24 4th
W&M 60 yard Run from Ross (XP Good) - 4:50 4th


Ohio Northern Polar Bears Player Statistics

Offense

Passing
Name Rating Comp Att Yards TD INT Sacked Long
T. Wilson 104.0 21 43 306 0 1 3 38
O. Smith 52.3 1 4 13 0 0 1 13

Rushing
Name Att Yards TD Long 1stHit 20+ Tkls Fmbls
M. Harvey 24 63 0 13 53 0 6 1
T. Wilson 8 -34 0 2 2 0 3 2
S. Brown 4 -3 0 3 2 0 1 0
J. Ross 2 12 0 12 3 0 0 0
O. Smith 1 -6 0 0 0 0 0 0

Receiving
Name Rec Yards TD Long RAC Drops
N. Demps 5 96 0 38 6 0
M. Burton 4 37 0 13 5 0
M. Taylor 3 64 0 31 8 0
A. Quidry 3 42 0 24 12 0
M. Harvey 2 15 0 14 4 1
J. Ross 2 -3 0 1 2 0
W. Landry 2 49 0 30 12 2
S. Brown 1 19 0 19 9 1

Blocking
Pan- Scks
Name cakes Allwd
N. Allen 5 0
M. Manning 3 0
J. Miller 3 1
D. Reid 2 2
M. Taylor 1 0
D. Brashers 1 0
N. Demps 1 0



Defense

Name Tkls TFL Sacks INT Defl FF FRec Def TD
C. Huggins 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
J. Spencer 5 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
J. Harrell 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
E. Bryant 3 1 1 1 0 0 0 0
W. Clark 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
B. Jones 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
W. Sands 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
D. Wynn 2 1 0 2 0 0 0 0
T. Henry 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0
K. Smith 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
K. George 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
M. Burke 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
C. Rich 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
C. Vincent 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0



Special Teams

Kicking
Name Made Att Long XPM XPA XPB KckOffs TchBk
R. Blenker 2 3 38 0 0 0 0 0
L. Stepter 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0

Punting
Name Punts Yards Long In20 Net Tchbk Blckd
L. Stepter 3 126 47 0 66 3 0

Kick Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
N. Demps 2 46 23 0

Punt Returns
Name Returns Yards Long TD
C. Huggins 1 6 6 0
M. Taylor 1 20 20 0


William & Mary Tribe Player Statistics


Passing
Name Rating COMP ATT YDS TD INT SCKD LONG
Oliver Sullivan 375.7 4 6 166 2 1 3 80
Rushing
Name ATT YDS TD LONG Aftr1st 20+ BrkTkl Fmbls
Reggie Ross 5 92 1 60 20 1 3 0
Receiving
Name REC YDS TD LONG RAC Drops
Kyle Southall 3 162 2 80 34 0
Blocking
Name P-BLKS SCKS ALLWD
Tony Mack 8 1
Defensive
Name TKLS TFL SCKS INT DEFL FF FR BLKS Safety D-TD
Reggie Young 7 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0
Will Holbert 2 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 2
Punting
Name Punts YDS LONG In20 NET TchBk Blckd
Ryan Whitaker 2 101 52 0 75 0 0
Kick Return
Name Rtrns YDS LONG TD
Kyle Southall 2 56 37 0

Report generated by AViD Dynasty Manager© (http://www.avidmanager.com) 2004-2005
Madcat
01-19-2006, 11:09 PM
What happened??? I thought BJL and the P'Bears were on a roll. Well, come to think of it, I don't rightly remember how they were doing. [glare]

Perhaps the jealousy of seeing his baby bro at Bethune-Cookman taking college football by storm did a number on BJL. Or did he not even notice?

Okay, enough of the guilt trip. Welcome back, bud. It's good to see that AVid hasn't quite devoured you entire being...yet.
Jman215
01-20-2006, 02:14 AM
Wow...just sat down and read through this...

I really do admire you guys who use so much code and code boxes, this is truly an amazing looking dynasty...you seem to have collected another reader [laugh]
JackRyanWMU
01-20-2006, 05:24 PM
Gasp! It's alive!!!

;)

Good to see the P'Bears back in action....although they didn't seem to get any action in the endzone this game. Yeesh!
WhoUTestin
01-21-2006, 10:47 PM
Man I get back and you get stomped. Well nice to see it back and running.
lugnutt_73
02-12-2006, 11:39 AM
Great dynasty Mandy! This is some hilarious shit man!
GOVols
02-12-2006, 01:42 PM
First time I read through this Today, Great looking Dynasty, come back with some more.
CFR-116
02-15-2006, 06:26 PM
Sorry Mandy I haven't been able to keep up with the 'Bears'. My computer $hit the bed.....AGAIN[laugh] but hopefully I'll be up and running soon.

Good luck pal!
Mandibal
02-16-2006, 06:06 PM
Some old "faces" and new. Thanks for reading fellas. Hopefully sooner than later I'll get this thing back into full swing. For some reason I just can't seem to sustain any momentum with this years dynasties.
CFR-116
02-16-2006, 06:57 PM
Some 'old faces'.....Hey, I resmemble that!:D
HartForHeisman
02-19-2006, 01:09 AM
How do you make a blue box like that. I'm trying to make one for my dynasty
WhoUTestin
02-19-2006, 01:11 AM
How do you make a blue box like that. I'm trying to make one for my dynasty
You use the code feature. When you go to make a post, you hit the # symbol and that is how you make it.
Terp for Life
02-23-2006, 05:17 PM
Wow, I haven't been on Utopia in so long ... probably 10 months or more. Good to see some things never change, Mandy.

Did I sell the Bucket?
Mandibal
04-29-2006, 12:05 PM
P'Bears Return with Win

Image not available. This one was ugly.

Tail of two halves ends in ONU victory



Somewhere in Maine - Billy Joe Lee's Polar Bears of Ohio Northern University came up fired up and ready to tear apart an inferior opponent today. After a short layoff the P'Bears easily took a comfortable 2 touchdown lead thanks to a sound running game and two Mike Harvey trips to the endzone. Things got worse for the Black Bears when sophomore wideout Matt Taylor caught fire in the return game. A 64 yard punt return was followed up by a 56 yard return and a 61 yard scamper. Sandwiched in there the defense tacked on 6 more when 3 linebackers converged on Maine tailback Clint Temple and he coughed the ball up. FS Pat Alexander scooped the ball up and ran untouched for 61 yards. At the half the P'Bears led 49-0 and it didn't look like a contest.

BJL decided to sub in the second teams and take the rest of the afternoon off. Leaving the team with no coaches, (This was ONU after all. A former DIII squad with little funding. BJL was the coaching staff.) Billy Joe Lee jumped in the team bus and headed off into the Maine wilderness.....

Meanwhile the squad floundered and Clint Temple warmed up. As the huge halftime lead slowly dwindled the team leaders finally decided to take matters into their own hands. The 1st teams went back in to stop the bleeding. They managed to stop the Black Bears on back to back series and a 3 minute drive ended the game in a 48 yard Rudy Blenker FG to seal the deal at 59-49. BJL was still missing and so was starting QB and team captain Tommy Wilson. What was going on here????

Final Score: 59-49


Ohio Northern Player Of The Game: Matt Taylor

Maine Player Of The Game: Clint Temple

Game Stats

ONU Maine
Score 59 49
First Downs 21 16
Total Offense 292 558
Rushes-Yards 42-188 38-389
Comp-Att-TD 10-28-0 5-13-1
Passing Yards 104 169
Sacked 1 7
3rd Down Conv 8-15 3-11
4th Down Conv 0-1 0-0
2-Point Conv 0-0 0-0
Redzone-TD-FG 4-4-0 1-1-0
Turnovers 2 1
Fumbles-Lost 3-1 2-1
Intercepted 1 0
PR Yards 208 5
KR Yards 102 201
Total Yards 602 764
Punts-Average 4-37.5 7-26.9
Penalties-Yards 1-5 1-15
T.O.P. 17:22 14:38



Box Score and Scoring Summary

1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final
Ohio Northern Polar Bears 14 35 7 3 59
Maine Black Bears 0 0 14 35 49



Scoring Summary
ONU 1 yard Run from Harvey (XP Good) - 5:33 1st
Drive: 6-47 rushing, 1-0 passing, 7 plays, 47 yards, 1:29
ONU 1 yard Run from Harvey (XP Good) - 0:46 1st
Drive: 2-12 rushing, 1-28 passing, 3 plays, 40 yards, :42
ONU 2 yard Run from Wilson (XP Good) - 5:07 2nd
Drive: 7-26 rushing, 2-41 passing, 9 plays, 67 yards, 2:26
ONU 64 yard Punt Return from Taylor (XP Good) - 3:43 2nd
ONU 61 yard Fumble Return from Alexander (XP Good) - 2:22 2nd
ONU 56 yard Punt Return from Taylor (XP Good) - 0:58 2nd
ONU 61 yard Punt Return from Taylor (XP Good) - 0:00 2nd
Maine 97 yard Run from Temple (XP Good) - 5:15 3rd
ONU 15 yard Run from Pickens (XP Good) - 3:41 3rd
Maine 19 yard Run from Franklin (XP Good) - 1:01 3rd
Maine 65 yard Run from Temple (XP Good) - 7:36 4th
Maine 80 yard Pass from Clemens to Carter (XP Good) - 5:47 4th
Maine 58 yard Run from Temple (XP Good) - 4:15 4th
Maine 56 yard Run from Temple (XP Good) - 3:40 4th
Maine 52 yard Fumble Return from Hancock (XP Good) - 3:06 4th
ONU 48 yard FG from Blenker - 0:05 4th


Ohio Northern Polar Bears Player Statistics

Offense

Passing
Name Rating Comp Att Yards TD INT Sacked Long
T. Wilson 129.9 2 6 69 0 0 0 41
S. Brown 100.0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0
O. Smith 37.8 7 21 35 0 1